Hospital cafeteria food is far better at Providence Hospitals.

Here.

For the love of god please vote for me.

I will soon be selling a black Jackson Spectra JS2 Bass, a red with white pick guard fake Squire guitar made by "Glarry" that actually is really easy to play, and a red with black pick guard fake SG (made by Gibson, looks like an SG but definitely isn't) for $325 OBO for the whole deal.

You shall not be spared.

So wait. We're not supposed to be pissed that our country bombed a residential building, killing 14 innocents to get to one guy?
We're supposed to be mad that they told the wrong person about it, I guess??

So five military helicopters flew over my house so low a picture fell off of my wall. Two were without there lights on and appeared to be escorted by the three with lights. People have videos on the Neighborhood App. Hundreds. Not in the news (as far as I can tell).

You will be crushed.

Probably shouldn't have included "Diddy Kong" in the new Donkey Kong Country game.

If the fires in LA have taught us anything...defunding the police isn't such a crazy idea. Firefighters (including those shipped in from prisons) are actual heroes that do something, not just sit in their cars looking for Pokémon, and they are severely underfunded.

I also would like to fire all of my fact checkers. Or send them to Texas.

Go Ducks!

R.I.P. Chuck Woolery. Heaven has another angel tonight. Hold onto your loved ones extra tight tonight.

It has begun. I wonder if anyone will understand my name.