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n. tuzzio
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engineer, computer artist, music aficionado,
husband & friend & cat+dog caretaker
trying not to lose my absolute shit, success rate 40-60%
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drafted in a weird fantasy football league today and the guys behind these four starters all got drafted but the starters didn't lmao
screenshot of a fantasy football app that lists four available quarterbacks: r. wilson (nyg), d. jones (ind), j. flacco (cle), and s. rattler (no).
August 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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nothin' like a good hound-flop, in terms of cuteness.

also note towards the top right the holes (created by the dog) in the couch cushion covers (which we put on because of the dog)
black dog with white paws and a white portion of chest, laying down on a blue couch. her head, which has a white-grey muzzle, is laying on a black and white pillow, and her head has long floppy ears, like a beagle. she's cute as hell.
August 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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as real as it gets 😎
photo of a black dog stretched out on a blue couch.
August 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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🎵watchin' anime films on a sat-ur-day night🎵
screenshot of an 80s anime film; a man in a suit is sitting at a bar and handing a dollar bill to a well-dressed and groomed bartender. screenshot of an 80s anime film. a closeup of a man with no shirt saying "what is going on?". screenshot of an 80s anime film. street lights forming a diagonal line across the screen with perspective considered.
July 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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me and pax out here living our best lives
Photo of a man's hand with a black wedding ring, black watch, and bright green sparkly painted nails. Photo of a black, medium sized dog, with white paws and floppy hound ears, laying in the grass
July 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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"sickos meme", a cartoon in black and white of a creepy guy looking through a mirror into a house. He's wearing a shirt that says "sickos" and there's a speech bubble indicating he's saying "yes... Ha ha ha...YES!".
July 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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The time of Marvel supremacy is over. The time of DC supremacy has come
Orc from one of the Jackson LOTR films saying "the time of man is over. The time of the orc has come"
July 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Drew, shit on more bands people listed. Please. Become the main character. Tell me how bad Mars Volta are. I know you have it in you.
meme of an evil looking Kermit the frog in a hood talking to a normal one. The implication is that one is encouraging the other to do bad things.
July 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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is she distressed or is she just watching drag race, I can never tell
Photo of a black dog resting its head on my foot. I thought she might be stressed out but now I kinda think she's just watching drag race
July 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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"no sir, I don't like it. not one bit"
photo of a black dog resting its head on my foot. shes stressed cuz of the thunder and lightning and heat, poor baby.
July 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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-270, actually. and to be clear, they are 1) smol bets, I'm a cowardly unserious man and 2) spite bets, that I do not want to win
Steelers, over 6.5 wins, -270, five bucks to win $6.85 Steelers money line, against jets, week one, -154, five bucks to win $8.25
June 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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you're/we're not going to win by being equally as shitty as they are
Comic book panel, Batman breaking a gun and saying "this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it"
June 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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vibes immaculate today
photo of a stage at a music festival photo of an assortment of decorative bird statues with spring-necks and heavy heads photo of a smiling doofus posing with his odd spring necked decorative bird. he's bearded, wearing aviators and a blue shirt with flamingos and pineapples on it .
June 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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partially cuz i'm going to a music festival tomorrow
should be a fun time, i love thundercat
SATURDAY, JUNE 28 KHRUANGBIN THUNDERCAT thee sacred souls steel pulse • ripe improvement movement • ghost funk orchestra
June 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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got my nails done up real nice for the first time in a few years, incredibly happy and excited
photo of a hand with painted nails. big ass hand. short sparkly purple nails. looking at palm, with fingers curled towards the camera. photo of a hand with painted nails. back of hand with fingers extended. sparkly purple nails. hairy arm, black ring on ring finger
June 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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weird, i recently saw an obi-wan kenobi doll on a clearance rack at a stop and shop with a very similar design, did some company manage to license both Wars and Trek characters?
photo of a doll in the semlance of obi-wan kenobi as played by ewen mcgregor from the star wars prequels.
June 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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"they'll claim"? I mean it barely seems in dispute that that's exactly what he was intentionally doing

I hate Trump i hate ICE I want open borders and I hate all *waves hands* this stuff going on. it also seems obvious Lander got arrested for obstructing law officers
Moments ahead of his detention, Lander had linked arms with the man leaving an immigration courtroom on the 12th floor, refusing to let go as masked federal agents pushed into the crowd attempting to pull the man away.
June 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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yeah I believe these are the residents from last year right before they flew off. left the nest up hoping they'd come back, got the doves instead
couple of fledgling robins, I think. grumpy fluffy little dudes.
June 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Uni's most recent meal:
picture of a chicken from the game Minecraft. unusually for a chicken it is very square and angular, like a chicken made out of cubes (which is what it is).
June 16, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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love being host to these stupid birds on my porch, they're so cute
photo of three morning doves in a nest. two are young, but closer to leaving the nest than not they're all quite fluffy and orblike, with dark black eyes that reveal little about what's going on inside those tiny heads.
June 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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say hello to my little friend (a zebra i'm trying and failing to transfer from a computer to paper using advanced techniques)
low resolution black and white photo of a zebra with a bunch of timestamps overlayed over it
June 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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she most certainly is, and she deserves it cuz she's a good girl

even if she did try to destroy this sweet ass obi wan kenobi doll, that I got on clearance, the second she got home from daycare today
a cute doll in the likeness of obi wan kenobi as portrayed by ewen McGregor in Star wars episodes 2 and 3
June 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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yeah that's all pretty fair. here's a recent picture of her doing one of her favorite things, stealing my spot on the couch the second I got up
black dog purple blanket blue pillows. hound face white paws stupid look in her eyes.
June 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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sounds like you're asking for more pictures of doofy mutts. fortunately I come prepared
a photo of two dogs playing. they are both mid jump and making very goofy faces. one is a medium size beagle mutt, black with white feet, and one is a slightly larger black lab mutt. they're happy on a sunny day in the grass at the dog park.
June 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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holy shit that's wild.

"I should buy a condo" lol
a picture of a cat in a suit reading a newspaper over coffee. it is a well known meme, usually accompanied by the text "I should buy a boat".
June 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM