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I like turtles. I like bears. I am a man.
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New Video 📺!

Team Retrogue is back! In this video, I show you how to emulate the Skylanders Toys to Life series on your Valve Steam Deck!

youtu.be/cbMDaw8HIVA
August 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Well, I sure hope @alyankovic.bsky.social isn’t working too hard here… but I do appreciate the personalized effort.
August 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Lizard on a greenway
August 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hell yeah
July 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
The amount of dudes who make their entire personality having a beard and liking beer is way too high.
July 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I haven’t posted a picture of Dale lately! #gargoylegecko #lizard #reptile
June 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tiny turtle
June 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Man, I can’t stop just playing the free roam part in Mario Kart World. Really enjoying the game a lot.
June 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Oh neat, no one told me that the new system is actually Nintendo Switch: Maximum Carnage Edition
June 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Vulture
May 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Hey gang, reminder that I have retro themed overlays and emotes for use on my site FOR FREE! You heard me, pixled out of your mind assets available for a simple payment of NOTHING!

Also, if you want any design work done I’m available for hire. Just hit up my DMs!

vonnygtv.wordpress.com/retrolays/
ASSETS
Welcome to the Free Retro Overlay Project (Retrolays for short!). The goal is to provide retro streamers who just don’t know what they want out of an overlay some place to start. Best part? T…
vonnygtv.wordpress.com
May 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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pinball should have gotten popular instead of the games where you're a soldier and shoot other soldiers
May 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The other day I referred to a new album as a CD and I honestly regret nothing.
March 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Turts
March 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
🥥🦎 Just Dale doing Dale things. #gargoylegecko
February 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
February 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.
February 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Found this awesome Gremlins thermos from 1984 at the antiques store today. You best believe it came home with me!
#gremlins #gizmo #thermos
February 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I took a nap and had the weirdest dream. I was watching a bowling tournament on tv, and Ken Jennings and Macho Man Randy Savage were on commentary. That’s the whole dream.
January 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Had fun celebrating my gorgeous wife’s birthday and finally saw one of my favorite musicals live!
January 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Dale the #gargoylegecko climbing around! Cute little guy if you ask me.
January 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Honestly I just want to see pictures of lizards.
January 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
All the sports betting ads and constant updates on them and whatever the hell a parlay is have taken a lot of the fun of watching games out of watching games for me.
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM