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@turnthepaigeh.bsky.social
your favorite survivor commentator’s favorite survivor commentator
Nate every time he says “vibes”

#Survivor49
October 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I wonder why Jeremiah decided to vote Nicole out #survivor49
September 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
September 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Not to get lost in the semantics, but this is not a wheelbarrow Jeff

#survivor48
May 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
When Eva gets a chance for her 15th advantage via rocks

#Survivor48
May 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I get Mary’s mad Kyle didn’t jump on board but agreeing to blindside your ally in the integrity alliance BEFORE the challenge even happens is terrible strategy #survivor48
May 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The #TheTraitorsUS turret tonight
February 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Kesha’s “Your Love is My Drug” is one of the few songs that hits the same in 2024 as it did in 7th grade
February 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My cat had surgery and now he looks like a renaissance painting
January 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Welcome back, Tony Vlachos. #survivor47
December 12, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Learning that Bob Crowley from Gabon embroiders as the unofficial survivor embroiderer has been the highlight of my night
December 8, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Strategically, Sam shouldn’t have taken Genevieve.

But also he’s been in a hole for like 4 episodes so might as well take the person you get along with and try to sell Andy on a trio instead of the bottom of a 5

#Survivor47
a woman wearing glasses and a red striped shirt is smiling
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a red striped shirt is smiling
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:26 AM
*plots deviously about how to get cast on the show to bring the biggest schtick I can to tribal*
November 28, 2024 at 6:05 AM
November 28, 2024 at 2:28 AM
I fear my app game brainrot is such that I would kill the journey ball challenge #survivor47
November 28, 2024 at 1:32 AM
My watch party had the electricity go out. This is the determination only #survivor47 fans could have
November 28, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Let’s be real. The only reason I post on the other app is because my lizard brain is satisfied that I get more likes.
November 25, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I will remind anyone listening that bringing costumed characters to a children’s hospital is a terrible idea, and baby Paige on a morphine drip would affirm this.
November 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
… Frankenship …
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
A friend invited me to join her in a Turkey Trot 5K on Thanksgiving

I replied that, unfortunately, I’m busy doing literally anything else
November 24, 2024 at 12:53 AM
When Gabe said he wanted to play like Russell Hantz, I guess he meant he wanted his downfall to be underestimating a strong woman #survivor47
a woman in a blue shirt is sitting in the woods and waving
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is sitting in the woods and waving
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I love a man who isn’t afraid to Disney bound at Tribal Council #survivor47
November 21, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Andy listening to Jeff explain the challenge #Survivor
November 21, 2024 at 1:49 AM