Jeremy
@turnerjer.bsky.social
He/him
Black Lives Matter
Trans Lives Matter
I love games, music, comedy, and language.
Black Lives Matter
Trans Lives Matter
I love games, music, comedy, and language.
Looking to combine my interest in medieval roleplay with my interest in adult roleplay. Anybody want to come over and "play plague doctor" with me?
April 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Looking to combine my interest in medieval roleplay with my interest in adult roleplay. Anybody want to come over and "play plague doctor" with me?
Saw these three beagles sticking out of some holes in the back of a truck. I'm guessing their names are Normal, Surprised, and Losing My Shit.
March 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Saw these three beagles sticking out of some holes in the back of a truck. I'm guessing their names are Normal, Surprised, and Losing My Shit.
🎶 (Turn and face the east)
Ch-ch-Chinggis
Oh look out, you Shahs of Khwarazm
(Turn and face the east)
Ch-ch-Chinggis
Pretty soon now, you're gonna get invaded by the Golden Horde 🎶
Ch-ch-Chinggis
Oh look out, you Shahs of Khwarazm
(Turn and face the east)
Ch-ch-Chinggis
Pretty soon now, you're gonna get invaded by the Golden Horde 🎶
February 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
🎶 (Turn and face the east)
Ch-ch-Chinggis
Oh look out, you Shahs of Khwarazm
(Turn and face the east)
Ch-ch-Chinggis
Pretty soon now, you're gonna get invaded by the Golden Horde 🎶
Ch-ch-Chinggis
Oh look out, you Shahs of Khwarazm
(Turn and face the east)
Ch-ch-Chinggis
Pretty soon now, you're gonna get invaded by the Golden Horde 🎶
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For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
January 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
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Caves of Qud is a really special game. I tried to attack a legendary antelope to up my rep with oozes and his entire herd kicked me to death
December 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Caves of Qud is a really special game. I tried to attack a legendary antelope to up my rep with oozes and his entire herd kicked me to death
"You're more gravy than the grave" has got to be the sickest burn on a ghost I have ever heard.
December 25, 2024 at 10:17 PM
"You're more gravy than the grave" has got to be the sickest burn on a ghost I have ever heard.
You know when you glance at a bookshelf and glance away, but then some random word grabs your brain and you can't stop scanning the bookshelf until you find it again?
December 15, 2024 at 11:20 PM
You know when you glance at a bookshelf and glance away, but then some random word grabs your brain and you can't stop scanning the bookshelf until you find it again?
I do not understand Hazy Shade of Winter, how the everloving fuck is one of the most metal songs of all time written by Simon and Garfunkel
December 13, 2024 at 8:48 PM
I do not understand Hazy Shade of Winter, how the everloving fuck is one of the most metal songs of all time written by Simon and Garfunkel
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if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will
December 6, 2024 at 5:43 PM
if you're a tech journalist in the present climate, it's incumbent upon you to ask why big tech is pursuing dead ends like AI when they could just start using the number 2. ones and zeroes have taken us as far as they can. either chuck a few 2s in there or cede the future of tech to those who will
I'm not religious, but I am quite spiritual in a march-against-the-powers-of-heaven-and-set-black-streamers-in-the-firmament-to-signify-the-slaughter-of-the-Gods kind of way.
December 5, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I'm not religious, but I am quite spiritual in a march-against-the-powers-of-heaven-and-set-black-streamers-in-the-firmament-to-signify-the-slaughter-of-the-Gods kind of way.
It tarnishes the soul to rejoice in a person's death.
But not as much as having to grieve for countless victims of injustice while the perpetrators laugh and plan their next assault.
#deadCEO
But not as much as having to grieve for countless victims of injustice while the perpetrators laugh and plan their next assault.
#deadCEO
December 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
It tarnishes the soul to rejoice in a person's death.
But not as much as having to grieve for countless victims of injustice while the perpetrators laugh and plan their next assault.
#deadCEO
But not as much as having to grieve for countless victims of injustice while the perpetrators laugh and plan their next assault.
#deadCEO
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the worst part of getting fired from the unemployment office is still having to go in the next day
November 30, 2024 at 12:03 PM
the worst part of getting fired from the unemployment office is still having to go in the next day
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*calls hotel front desk*
"Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"
No sir, you will be billed for any-
"Someone robbed my mini bar"
"Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"
No sir, you will be billed for any-
"Someone robbed my mini bar"
November 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
*calls hotel front desk*
"Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"
No sir, you will be billed for any-
"Someone robbed my mini bar"
"Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"
No sir, you will be billed for any-
"Someone robbed my mini bar"
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someone you find attractive at a funeral is a 'mourning would'
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
someone you find attractive at a funeral is a 'mourning would'
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neighbor: did you steal my trampoline
are robert
me:
accusations harmful
are robert
me:
accusations harmful
November 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
neighbor: did you steal my trampoline
are robert
me:
accusations harmful
are robert
me:
accusations harmful
I'm not so much religious as I am spiritual, in that I belong to a Nyarlathotep cult.
December 1, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I'm not so much religious as I am spiritual, in that I belong to a Nyarlathotep cult.
I would say I'm more spiritual than religious, in that I believe when dogs die they rise up into the sky and spend eternity chasing birds and snoozing on clouds and visiting humans in our dreams.
December 1, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I would say I'm more spiritual than religious, in that I believe when dogs die they rise up into the sky and spend eternity chasing birds and snoozing on clouds and visiting humans in our dreams.
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
November 29, 2024 at 7:13 AM
ben shapiro sounds like something a wizard says when he wants somewhere to sit down at the park
Not starting every word with shm, shmot shmarting shmevery shmord shmith shmshm.
November 28, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Not starting every word with shm, shmot shmarting shmevery shmord shmith shmshm.
This society is screwed up, but there are upsides. OMG the food. I am constantly eating some of the best meals in human history.
I went to a Mexican-Scandinavian restaurant and had a dinner that, five-hundred years ago, would have caused two world wars and a church schism.
I went to a Mexican-Scandinavian restaurant and had a dinner that, five-hundred years ago, would have caused two world wars and a church schism.
November 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
This society is screwed up, but there are upsides. OMG the food. I am constantly eating some of the best meals in human history.
I went to a Mexican-Scandinavian restaurant and had a dinner that, five-hundred years ago, would have caused two world wars and a church schism.
I went to a Mexican-Scandinavian restaurant and had a dinner that, five-hundred years ago, would have caused two world wars and a church schism.