I pass by this sign every day at work. And I feel it with my whole heart and soul.
June 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I pass by this sign every day at work. And I feel it with my whole heart and soul.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie:
November 29, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie:
Idk what you’re talking about.
October 24, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Idk what you’re talking about.
I saw this yesterday and thought “That is objectively the wrong conclusion to draw from that information.”
October 10, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I saw this yesterday and thought “That is objectively the wrong conclusion to draw from that information.”
I was #432,798 bc no one sent me an invite earlier.
September 17, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I was #432,798 bc no one sent me an invite earlier.
It’s enough of a thing amongst my (lawyer) friend group that we have a mascot.
May 8, 2024 at 3:01 AM
It’s enough of a thing amongst my (lawyer) friend group that we have a mascot.
From 2012. Jaysus I’m getting old.
December 8, 2023 at 2:16 AM
From 2012. Jaysus I’m getting old.
First try at growing popping corn was (mostly) a success!
August 24, 2023 at 9:20 PM
First try at growing popping corn was (mostly) a success!
Happy birthday from a dog in a hat!
August 21, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Happy birthday from a dog in a hat!
We drink an objectively obscene amount of canned seltzer. This is my new favorite.
August 19, 2023 at 5:11 PM
We drink an objectively obscene amount of canned seltzer. This is my new favorite.
It’s no haiku but happy to help just a little.
August 14, 2023 at 6:02 PM
It’s no haiku but happy to help just a little.
Hello. I am here but will contribute almost nothing. Here’s a good picture of me:
July 31, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Hello. I am here but will contribute almost nothing. Here’s a good picture of me: