turkeysterns.bsky.social
@turkeysterns.bsky.social
A God that Trump saved is no God I want to save me.
October 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Do you know what is stupid....400lb women in a wolf howling at the moon t-shirt with a red MAGA hat and dirty stretched out sweat pants listening to Kid Rock.
October 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I've always struggled getting the right side of the tie into the zipper and then it just falls out. Wonder if thats part of the training those guys go though? GPA of at least a 1.25, must like Kid Rock, can tie zip tie....
October 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Good thing I am a follow of Jesus and not a christian.
September 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Oh Peter. I wish we lived in such a pretend world and I wish our elected congress people had the balls to do something about it. But alas, what we've said but not said outloud for years is that they are owned by corporate billionaires. That is all.
September 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hey no worries. I'd bet you and I would be great friends based on what we valued. Fight the good fight and love your neighbors.
September 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I was going for the whole "Native Americans were here first" thing and they would have objected at foreigners as judges thing. But I can see your 10 year old comments point now!
September 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Aaaaah. Did not mean that at all. Thanks for pointing that out
September 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Thinking you may have missed my point, which is ok.
September 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Pocahontas is pissed because we have judges named Smith and Thompson.
September 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
That is too kind.
September 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
But what about the .0045 who are trans killers!!! Where does the pope stand about the less than .045% chance my daughter will have to pee in an inclosed bathroom stall in front of a trans perv!!!! Where are you on that jesus!!!!!
September 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I prefer my parents to die in dignity in a nursing home. With the freedom to sit in their shit filled diapers for hours before help, to have their meds mismanaged, and to have their estate whored off to private interests who don't give a fuck about them. This is what they would have wanted
September 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Is Trump that old?
September 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Car behind his spun out on the spray slime dripping from his hair. Came back around and clipped his car. Sad.
August 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
MCGA. Make Childlike Girls Available
August 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I love Jesus, I do not like your Christians. I wish they would act more like Christ.
August 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Didn't Chicago do this in the 70s to lower rates? A cop on every corner? And oddly enough, crime went up bc there were more cops to write tickets and thus crime rates rose.
August 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
But what about the .00487% chance my daughter has to play against a trans person!!!!
August 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They are secretly ashamed of him now and don't want to be labeled as a pedophile or racist. At least publicly. I've seen houses around me dump the MAGA stuff too.
August 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That district is as red as it gets. Former Steve King territory. They'll need to cheat to win now because no one is buying their bullshit anymore. Oh wait, they already are...
August 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I've also wondered the same thing about Captain Crunch. What makes him the expert on the way cereal feels in my mouth? Did he earn the title? Was it inherited? Did some major politician appoint him to this position?
August 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
He looks like a badminton coach for a former soviet satellite
August 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Defend that statement hurricane. What the hell are you even talking about
August 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wait, waitz don't militarize me.
August 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM