won a company-branded apron at my workplace's baking competition
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
won a company-branded apron at my workplace's baking competition
made some special salmon for my seven year old boy
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
made some special salmon for my seven year old boy
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this one scallion got me feeling inadequate
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
this one scallion got me feeling inadequate
gonna try out my jeff bridges rooster cogburn voice at the optometrist today
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
gonna try out my jeff bridges rooster cogburn voice at the optometrist today
oh hey james watson died. Rest in piss, when I went to cold spring harbor once they had taken his portrait off the wall and you could still see the imprint
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
oh hey james watson died. Rest in piss, when I went to cold spring harbor once they had taken his portrait off the wall and you could still see the imprint
is it good that two of the players for the blue jays can barely walk
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
is it good that two of the players for the blue jays can barely walk
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Oh here she tongues
Watch out ants, she’ll eat you up
Oh here she tongues
She’s an anteater
etc. etc.
Watch out ants, she’ll eat you up
Oh here she tongues
She’s an anteater
etc. etc.
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh here she tongues
Watch out ants, she’ll eat you up
Oh here she tongues
She’s an anteater
etc. etc.
Watch out ants, she’ll eat you up
Oh here she tongues
She’s an anteater
etc. etc.
I am staking my prediction here that the "every accusation is a confession" axiom about conservatives is also true about the Haitian immigrants eating pets thing. The poor maligned Haitians never did it but I fully believe every republican would eat your dog
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I am staking my prediction here that the "every accusation is a confession" axiom about conservatives is also true about the Haitian immigrants eating pets thing. The poor maligned Haitians never did it but I fully believe every republican would eat your dog
I started watching the game in the 8th inning lol
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I started watching the game in the 8th inning lol
watching michael mann's The Keep, perfect movie so far don't know why it's considered bad
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
watching michael mann's The Keep, perfect movie so far don't know why it's considered bad
I'm more of a Falcon Superfan but I can see how there would be Nunc Stans
October 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm more of a Falcon Superfan but I can see how there would be Nunc Stans
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Matewan, West Virginia
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Pop: 424
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matewan,_West_Virginia
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October 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
easiest way to tell a movie is going to whip ass
October 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
easiest way to tell a movie is going to whip ass
was about to say I like the look of this woo guy's pitches but fuck he just broke that dudes kneecap with a wild one
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
was about to say I like the look of this woo guy's pitches but fuck he just broke that dudes kneecap with a wild one
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It's happening again. TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN screens across Seattle this November and December.
nwfilmforum.org/series/twin-...
nwfilmforum.org/series/twin-...
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It's happening again. TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN screens across Seattle this November and December.
nwfilmforum.org/series/twin-...
nwfilmforum.org/series/twin-...
Ah, I am learning that my health insurance premiums will be increasing by 20% this coming year. I'm sure my employer will be increasing my pay by 20% and my health care providers will be providing me 20% better care as well
October 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ah, I am learning that my health insurance premiums will be increasing by 20% this coming year. I'm sure my employer will be increasing my pay by 20% and my health care providers will be providing me 20% better care as well
hit a huge milestone on my drive home from Yellowstone
September 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
hit a huge milestone on my drive home from Yellowstone
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you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle
September 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle
I'm a big stupid guy who regularly looks at fan sites for my NFL team and one of my most cherished activities is cataloging the demolition of language by sportswriters.
August 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm a big stupid guy who regularly looks at fan sites for my NFL team and one of my most cherished activities is cataloging the demolition of language by sportswriters.
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Demerzel: Cleon,
DAY: Yes mother?
Demerzel: you look so nice in your adult sized child sized sailors outfit
DAY: yes we do mother
DAY: Yes mother?
Demerzel: you look so nice in your adult sized child sized sailors outfit
DAY: yes we do mother
August 13, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Demerzel: Cleon,
DAY: Yes mother?
Demerzel: you look so nice in your adult sized child sized sailors outfit
DAY: yes we do mother
DAY: Yes mother?
Demerzel: you look so nice in your adult sized child sized sailors outfit
DAY: yes we do mother
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having a nice reverie about the guy at my apartment building who sadly put his horny ferrari poster by the dumpster this morning
July 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
having a nice reverie about the guy at my apartment building who sadly put his horny ferrari poster by the dumpster this morning
I'm not going to post a pic of the duxelles I'm cooking rn because it does not look pleasant but they smell amazing
July 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'm not going to post a pic of the duxelles I'm cooking rn because it does not look pleasant but they smell amazing
Teriyaki sauce for tonight's yakitori 🔜
July 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Teriyaki sauce for tonight's yakitori 🔜