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TurblesCelbor
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That Bisexual guy from YouTube that plays waaaaay to many video games.

Trans lives matter baby.

If my employer finds these posts objectionable maybe ask yourself if you're violating my weingarten rights.
Pinned
Whelp, once again I am compelled to take direct action to cause material harm to fascism.

This unfortunately means starting this week I have to reduce video production down to merely the livestreams on Sundays.

Remember the road to worker liberation is long, but when we fight we win.
At least 1 creative idea. Mechanical, story wise, whatever. Just add something other than a desire for gamer $$$.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm worried we're losing the gender war boys.

The number of men in my life that have turned out to be women keeps climbing.

If this keeps up I'll be the only man left. A dream for straight men, a disappointment for bisexuals.
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Well that first boss was a disappointment, but I'm confident subsequent level design more than makes up for it. Let's go Adam Jensen. Love CONQUERS ALL.

Peertube:
video.hardlimit.com/w/wosDg76867...

Youtube:
youtube.com/live/bAiR4q_...
THE COPS WORK FOR THE ILLUMINATI | DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION ON LINUX (PART 5)
YouTube video by Turbles Celbor
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Look, if you gotta understand 1 thing about me as a gamer, it's that I was burned by the spore hype cycle.

I just downloaded this game from flathub (no fr, you can even get it on git), and it looks like it's trying to deliver on the promise that EA fumbled the bag on.

github.com/Revolutionar...
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
New encrypted arch install is ready to go.

For those who don't understand why I would put arch on an old laptop please understand, my boot times ordinary fedora or debian are like maybe 30-40 seconds, but on arch it's like 16.

Yes I reboot often enough that I notice.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Deus Ex 2011 version hates me.

Bad vulkan call on desktop. Forced wined3d and now the game launches, but crashes after making a failed call to some dll I don't have.

This is what the classic linux gaming experience was like up until about 2020.

It'll work. It's just going to take time........
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
ahhh yeah. Using journalctl to see where deus ex is shitting the bed on the main PC really takes me back to 2017.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Gold.
Atlas tugged.
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Anybody else getting a weird issue with excel for web today where it's randomly stretching the first 5 cells to a near infinite size after data entry?
November 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Omg this is the kind of shit I like.
My OKTROLLBERFEST game, Cyber Punk Janitor, is ready to play! It's an adventure game/visual novel and the troll conceit is that everything is trying to kill you. 12 endings and only one of them is non-lethal!

whydoisay.itch.io/cyberpunkjan...

🧵

#indiegames #cyberpunk #videogames #scifi
Cyber Punk Janitor by Jeremy W. Kaufmann
Short visual novel about being a janitor in a Bad Future!
whydoisay.itch.io
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The bachelor would be more exciting if evil viziers were involved.
(me, evil vizier to a cast member of a reality show) an excellent decision, sire. surely your nemesis will cease ‘coming for’ you now
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Another day, another arch install. I was just going to encrypt the drive, but since I've experimented a bunch on this laptop it could use a refresh anyway.
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
They said, "SEND IN MORE ADAM JENSENS" and we did it. They said we couldn't but we did it!

CW: These chucklefucks in the game won't shut up about suicide.

Peertube:
video.hardlimit.com/w/tpKUQxDzM6...

YT:
www.youtube.com/live/GmMvIfE...
THE COPS WORK FOR THE ILLUMINATI | DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION ON LINUX (PART 4)
YouTube video by Turbles Celbor
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Well...most of the time.

To be fair all my kernel panics have been related to shit I was doing I wasn't supposed to do.
One perk about linux. Programs crashing do NOT crash the entire system like windows does
November 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
XCOM 2 WOTC's first chosen is by far the hardest one, mostly cause I don't have armor yet and nobody but templars are good at melee before shock lance.

It's weird to see a game that gets easier as the complexity increases.
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Man I see this account post repeatedly. I gotta just fucking try this shit if it's got a Linux port.
Meet Hungry, an example of the many clowns you can make in Clown Alley Creator, available for iOS, Android, Windows, Mac, and Linux.

Make your own clowns today: www.gbgames.com/freshly-sque...

#Game #IndieGame #CozyGame
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Disappointed in Alex Jones. I've listened to like 20 hours of those depositions and my man is out there on podcasts misrepresenting what happened.

Dude, it's on tape. Jones should have quit after 2016, this shit is just getting sad.
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This is something I think is underappreciated by many people.

Outside of rolling release distros, I've never had something spontaneously change overnight in Linux. Not unless I initiated something.
The big thing about Linux for me is not that it’s somehow better at a specific thing (sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t, it depends on what I do) but the fact that the things I have learned to work with (or work around) don’t spontaneous change over night.

My PC tomorrow will be like my PC today.
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The weirdest thing about rolling with American evangelicals (charismatic) right now is we've entered the "no u" stage.

What I'm demon-possessed because I'm *NOT* pentacostal? Bitch if I'm demonized how come you're the one excited about poor people starving because they "deserve it"?
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm not gay, I'm a practitioner if the phallic arts.
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I mean, I'm married but my husband also used Linux.
i'm now past the age that people ask why i haven't got married, but the other day i was thinking "oh, i use linux" would be a real fun response.
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dang windows. Why is it so hard to do batched file word processing without resorting to VBA scripts?

I just want to open a few hundred files and print the first 2-3 pages.
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Dog when I was a kid: "the first chance of escape from this shit hole I'm taking it, don't care if I get hit by a car"

Dog now I raised from puppy: "Please father shut the front door there's an awful draft. Run away? Why would I do that all the food is here???"
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Take my Goddamn money already.

Also FR it's really good and y'all should play it.
Happy Wishlist Wednesday!

I got a shareware episode disguised as a demo if you’re on the fence! :)

#WishlistWednesday #indidegame #indiedev #boomershooter #metroidvania
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Huh, the video with the most views in the deus ex series so far is the only one with a girl in the thumbnail.

Should I do the click bait strategy of using terrible sexy ai girls?
October 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM