Cory Harris
@tuesdayswithcory.bsky.social
Enlightenment Pending. Abs Also Pending.
Currently reincarnating into my best self.
| Married 👬🏻🏳️🌈| Fitness Enthusiast 🏋🏻| Wannabe Buddhist 🪷|
Currently reincarnating into my best self.
| Married 👬🏻🏳️🌈| Fitness Enthusiast 🏋🏻| Wannabe Buddhist 🪷|
I’ve never met a horse girl over the age of 18 who was mentally stable.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’ve never met a horse girl over the age of 18 who was mentally stable.
I wonder if Tesla makes you take a survey to make sure you qualify as an asshole before letting you buy a Cyber Truck.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wonder if Tesla makes you take a survey to make sure you qualify as an asshole before letting you buy a Cyber Truck.
And quite frankly I don’t really want a lot of people at Thanksgiving anyways, but I’m just doing my due diligence of inviting people to be **inclusive**
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
And quite frankly I don’t really want a lot of people at Thanksgiving anyways, but I’m just doing my due diligence of inviting people to be **inclusive**
I’m hosting my first formal thanksgiving and getting people to RSVP is so annoying. I just asked people to please let me know if they’re coming and everyone is responding with “who’s all coming?” Girl, why does that matter? You either want to come to my dinner or not.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’m hosting my first formal thanksgiving and getting people to RSVP is so annoying. I just asked people to please let me know if they’re coming and everyone is responding with “who’s all coming?” Girl, why does that matter? You either want to come to my dinner or not.
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"behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person"
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"behind every gay person there is a gayer, more evil gay person"
Kind of like how happy I am that my husband is making dinner for once.
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Kind of like how happy I am that my husband is making dinner for once.
I never know what to say on these type of platforms. Should I just micro blog about every inconvenience I face?
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I never know what to say on these type of platforms. Should I just micro blog about every inconvenience I face?
Copilot is not a program that makes my life any easier. It reminds me a lot of an employee that I had to put on a PIP because they don’t pay attention and never do anything correctly.
October 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Copilot is not a program that makes my life any easier. It reminds me a lot of an employee that I had to put on a PIP because they don’t pay attention and never do anything correctly.
Chat GPT > Copilot
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Chat GPT > Copilot
I am a manchild and have continuously used my college email exclusively up until today when they blocked my access to it. I am so upset because my digital life is connected to this email account.
October 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I am a manchild and have continuously used my college email exclusively up until today when they blocked my access to it. I am so upset because my digital life is connected to this email account.
The YouTube algorithm keeps showing me Minecraft videos and it makes me think that I should start playing Minecraft.
My only hesitation is that I do not have time for a new obsession right now.
My only hesitation is that I do not have time for a new obsession right now.
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The YouTube algorithm keeps showing me Minecraft videos and it makes me think that I should start playing Minecraft.
My only hesitation is that I do not have time for a new obsession right now.
My only hesitation is that I do not have time for a new obsession right now.
My Buddhist practice is going great, except for the part where I silently judge everyone who annoys me.
October 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My Buddhist practice is going great, except for the part where I silently judge everyone who annoys me.
I have been fuming over a salad for three hours now. I am sure this is a sign that I’m insane.
September 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I have been fuming over a salad for three hours now. I am sure this is a sign that I’m insane.
I hate when the Greek yogurt gets watery in its container.
September 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I hate when the Greek yogurt gets watery in its container.
Yo, what time is the rapture?
September 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Yo, what time is the rapture?
I need to figure out how to take all this confidence and swagger I have at work and apply it to my personal life.
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I need to figure out how to take all this confidence and swagger I have at work and apply it to my personal life.
Using Co-Pilot for the first time at work. I must say- it has nothing on my boo, Chat GPT.
September 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Using Co-Pilot for the first time at work. I must say- it has nothing on my boo, Chat GPT.
Back in my 20’s I would be able to cut weight like crazy. Nowadays, I have been eating healthy, cutting out alcohol, and lifting/running and guess how much weight I have lost: none. I’ve gained 2 lbs. 😭 remind me again why I decided to give up my dinner wine?
September 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Back in my 20’s I would be able to cut weight like crazy. Nowadays, I have been eating healthy, cutting out alcohol, and lifting/running and guess how much weight I have lost: none. I’ve gained 2 lbs. 😭 remind me again why I decided to give up my dinner wine?
As an aspiring Buddhist I try not to be judgmental. People make it SO hard to not to be judgmental.
September 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
As an aspiring Buddhist I try not to be judgmental. People make it SO hard to not to be judgmental.
Post workout selfie.
September 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Post workout selfie.
While I do not consider myself an alcoholic, I do like to have a few glasses of wine with friends at social events. I also like a nice beer after mowing the grass. I’m locking in for the rest of the year to abstain from alcohol to meet my fitness goals. 139 days to go.
September 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
While I do not consider myself an alcoholic, I do like to have a few glasses of wine with friends at social events. I also like a nice beer after mowing the grass. I’m locking in for the rest of the year to abstain from alcohol to meet my fitness goals. 139 days to go.
So many false starts but excited to finally lock in and meet my 2025 health goals.
September 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So many false starts but excited to finally lock in and meet my 2025 health goals.
I don’t know how anyone can take themselves seriously on LinkedIn.
May 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don’t know how anyone can take themselves seriously on LinkedIn.
This trend where people post their Venmo QR codes and ask for money for their birthdays is tacky af.
May 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This trend where people post their Venmo QR codes and ask for money for their birthdays is tacky af.
