Tuca🔜MFF
@tucakeane.bsky.social
Terrorbird|Designed by @behemow|Recovering alcoholic|30+|He/Him|Pansexual|@AstroAntlers fursuiter|Slow response to DMs|🔞|NSFW
Pinned
*sucks from helium balloon*
🎶I‘m so hungryyyyyy🎶
🎶I am, so hungryyyy🎶
🎶I have no moneyyy🎶
🎶For chicken calzoooones🎶
😩 OoooooO
🎶I‘m so hungryyyyyy🎶
🎶I am, so hungryyyy🎶
🎶I have no moneyyy🎶
🎶For chicken calzoooones🎶
😩 OoooooO
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
*sucks from helium balloon*
🎶I‘m so hungryyyyyy🎶
🎶I am, so hungryyyy🎶
🎶I have no moneyyy🎶
🎶For chicken calzoooones🎶
😩 OoooooO
🎶I‘m so hungryyyyyy🎶
🎶I am, so hungryyyy🎶
🎶I have no moneyyy🎶
🎶For chicken calzoooones🎶
😩 OoooooO
Climbing Mt. Everest looks like it would suck
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Climbing Mt. Everest looks like it would suck
How close is MFF you ask? ….
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
How close is MFF you ask? ….
Woah they’re sending these out fast
November 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Woah they’re sending these out fast
I’ve never seen “Smiling Friends” but I had no clue the red guy and the purple guy have the same VA.
The (intentionally?) bad American accent should’ve been enough
The (intentionally?) bad American accent should’ve been enough
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I’ve never seen “Smiling Friends” but I had no clue the red guy and the purple guy have the same VA.
The (intentionally?) bad American accent should’ve been enough
The (intentionally?) bad American accent should’ve been enough
How come in England they call a Zebra a Zebra but over here we call it a Zebra yet when we say the name Debra we pronounce it Debra and not Debra
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
How come in England they call a Zebra a Zebra but over here we call it a Zebra yet when we say the name Debra we pronounce it Debra and not Debra
Reposted by Tuca🔜MFF
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
I stay up late both to enjoy time away from work, and because once I sleep it’ll be time for work again
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I stay up late both to enjoy time away from work, and because once I sleep it’ll be time for work again
Are you BOARD on this rainy #FursuitFriday ?? Come to #MFF2025 and get POPPED by a terrorbird! Don’t tell him to SHOVE-IT!
(Skateboard won’t be included)
(Skateboards are deadly to birds)
(Birds are Boneless)
(Skateboard won’t be included)
(Skateboards are deadly to birds)
(Birds are Boneless)
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Are you BOARD on this rainy #FursuitFriday ?? Come to #MFF2025 and get POPPED by a terrorbird! Don’t tell him to SHOVE-IT!
(Skateboard won’t be included)
(Skateboards are deadly to birds)
(Birds are Boneless)
(Skateboard won’t be included)
(Skateboards are deadly to birds)
(Birds are Boneless)
Reposted by Tuca🔜MFF
Had an OTGW watch party last night and honestly gotta make it an annual thing ;v;
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Had an OTGW watch party last night and honestly gotta make it an annual thing ;v;
I choked on a Mike N Ike for this
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I choked on a Mike N Ike for this
If you see this, post your sona NOT smiling
He’ll be better once he’s had his coffee. It’s in the bowl.
🎨: me
He’ll be better once he’s had his coffee. It’s in the bowl.
🎨: me
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you see this, post your sona NOT smiling
He’ll be better once he’s had his coffee. It’s in the bowl.
🎨: me
He’ll be better once he’s had his coffee. It’s in the bowl.
🎨: me
Made it home safe and extremely hangry
Lemme chew on your little toes
Lemme chew on your little toes
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Made it home safe and extremely hangry
Lemme chew on your little toes
Lemme chew on your little toes
“A few small things” turned into two cars full (and a truck) of trash bags and furniture.
At least some gun-toting hillbilly would’ve been more entertaining
At least some gun-toting hillbilly would’ve been more entertaining
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
“A few small things” turned into two cars full (and a truck) of trash bags and furniture.
At least some gun-toting hillbilly would’ve been more entertaining
At least some gun-toting hillbilly would’ve been more entertaining
Hey uh….
Don‘t ask me to help you move if there’s even a POSSIBILITY of this.
And ESPECIALLY don’t wait until an hour beforehand to mention it.
Don‘t ask me to help you move if there’s even a POSSIBILITY of this.
And ESPECIALLY don’t wait until an hour beforehand to mention it.
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hey uh….
Don‘t ask me to help you move if there’s even a POSSIBILITY of this.
And ESPECIALLY don’t wait until an hour beforehand to mention it.
Don‘t ask me to help you move if there’s even a POSSIBILITY of this.
And ESPECIALLY don’t wait until an hour beforehand to mention it.
I’m kinda proud of this one ngl
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m kinda proud of this one ngl
*snake moves from one end of her cage to the other*
omg you’re so silly
omg you’re so silly
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
*snake moves from one end of her cage to the other*
omg you’re so silly
omg you’re so silly
It’s that time of the year!
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s that time of the year!
Damn 😅 This calorie counting and personal trainer stuff is working.
I caught myself in the mirror while changing and was all “damn….looking good”
I caught myself in the mirror while changing and was all “damn….looking good”
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Damn 😅 This calorie counting and personal trainer stuff is working.
I caught myself in the mirror while changing and was all “damn….looking good”
I caught myself in the mirror while changing and was all “damn….looking good”
I returned home FROM GERMANY and it was still sitting there. So I threw it out.
I took a quick glance and a paper plate inside had gotten moldy
I took a quick glance and a paper plate inside had gotten moldy
Someone took out a bag of garbage, left it in the hallway, where it’s sat for four days now.
I give up. I fucking can’t be bothered anymore.
I give up. I fucking can’t be bothered anymore.
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I returned home FROM GERMANY and it was still sitting there. So I threw it out.
I took a quick glance and a paper plate inside had gotten moldy
I took a quick glance and a paper plate inside had gotten moldy
Reposted by Tuca🔜MFF
👑 KING OF THE WEREWOLVES 🐺
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
👑 KING OF THE WEREWOLVES 🐺
Reposted by Tuca🔜MFF
