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I tried that once with Rhiannon. The guy behind the counter looked at me like I had a second nose. Finally found the album and he goes “Ooooh, that one”.
August 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I tried that once with Rhiannon. The guy behind the counter looked at me like I had a second nose. Finally found the album and he goes “Ooooh, that one”.
"All our data", including the one with the codes. It's an American standoff and one of them will claim Mexico will pay for it.
June 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
"All our data", including the one with the codes. It's an American standoff and one of them will claim Mexico will pay for it.
Not to mention, Cheeto takes it with him when he leaves the WH.
May 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Not to mention, Cheeto takes it with him when he leaves the WH.
Here in NZ we call those Feijoa. We have a number of them and each year get to make jam, chutney, muffins, you name it with them. They are delicious.
May 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Here in NZ we call those Feijoa. We have a number of them and each year get to make jam, chutney, muffins, you name it with them. They are delicious.
Can't DJT just pardon them?
April 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Can't DJT just pardon them?
Your one is much nicer looking than the one I came across.
April 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Your one is much nicer looking than the one I came across.
The current administration will claim all these jobs as proof that their efforts to reduce unemployment is succeeding.
March 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The current administration will claim all these jobs as proof that their efforts to reduce unemployment is succeeding.
To be fair, he was in an episode of Big Bang Theory helping out in a soup kitchen. Does that count?
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January 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
To be fair, he was in an episode of Big Bang Theory helping out in a soup kitchen. Does that count?
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So…. Completely justified then 😹
January 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So…. Completely justified then 😹
And it happened in broad daylight to the cheers of those who least understood its’ implications.
January 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
And it happened in broad daylight to the cheers of those who least understood its’ implications.
Do we know why? She wasn’t at Carters funeral either. I hope she’s not attending as a middle finger to TFG and not because she’s unwell.
January 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Do we know why? She wasn’t at Carters funeral either. I hope she’s not attending as a middle finger to TFG and not because she’s unwell.
Saw it unexpectedly show up in my feed yesterday. Thank you for being so quick to get it out.
January 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Saw it unexpectedly show up in my feed yesterday. Thank you for being so quick to get it out.
I, for one, approve.
a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with the words nod of approval written on his face .
ALT: a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with the words nod of approval written on his face .
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January 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I, for one, approve.
Down here, the word you used doesn’t have the stigma it appears to have in the States. In fact, in the right context, it’s even a term of endearment. (“He’s a good ….” As an example).
January 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Down here, the word you used doesn’t have the stigma it appears to have in the States. In fact, in the right context, it’s even a term of endearment. (“He’s a good ….” As an example).
Or voting for him because he’ll bring the price of groceries down, and before he even takes office he’s already saying it probably won’t happen, and still not realise they’ve been duped.
December 28, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Or voting for him because he’ll bring the price of groceries down, and before he even takes office he’s already saying it probably won’t happen, and still not realise they’ve been duped.
That is fantastic.
December 27, 2024 at 9:10 AM
That is fantastic.
“But Daddy, I don’t wanna hold a gun”
“Shut up! If I tell you to help me compensate for my microdick, you will do what you’re told”
“Shut up! If I tell you to help me compensate for my microdick, you will do what you’re told”
December 27, 2024 at 12:15 AM
“But Daddy, I don’t wanna hold a gun”
“Shut up! If I tell you to help me compensate for my microdick, you will do what you’re told”
“Shut up! If I tell you to help me compensate for my microdick, you will do what you’re told”
And you just know Putin put those ideas in his head, because that will draw American interest away from Europe and allow him to continue his plans on invading Ukraine, and beyond.
December 24, 2024 at 10:01 PM
And you just know Putin put those ideas in his head, because that will draw American interest away from Europe and allow him to continue his plans on invading Ukraine, and beyond.
Not just Johnson. A large swath of the GOP knew and rather than go public, they used it to further their own ambitions. Once it was no longer leverage they could use, they threw him to the wolves.
December 24, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Not just Johnson. A large swath of the GOP knew and rather than go public, they used it to further their own ambitions. Once it was no longer leverage they could use, they threw him to the wolves.
Have to admit, it’s almost worth firing up the Twitter account just so I can go troll him, but that would mean being back on Twitter and tbh, honest… f$&k that.
December 23, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Have to admit, it’s almost worth firing up the Twitter account just so I can go troll him, but that would mean being back on Twitter and tbh, honest… f$&k that.
Very good. You must be Feelin’ Satisfied with that one.
December 16, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Very good. You must be Feelin’ Satisfied with that one.
TFG - Who knew lowering grocery prices would be so difficult?
Also TFG - Nobody knew healthcare was so difficult.
TFG fairly soon - Nobody realised both Russia and Ukraine would be so intransigent in their stances.
He made up a bunch of lies and doesn’t care enough to know if he can deliver.
Also TFG - Nobody knew healthcare was so difficult.
TFG fairly soon - Nobody realised both Russia and Ukraine would be so intransigent in their stances.
He made up a bunch of lies and doesn’t care enough to know if he can deliver.
December 13, 2024 at 8:42 PM
TFG - Who knew lowering grocery prices would be so difficult?
Also TFG - Nobody knew healthcare was so difficult.
TFG fairly soon - Nobody realised both Russia and Ukraine would be so intransigent in their stances.
He made up a bunch of lies and doesn’t care enough to know if he can deliver.
Also TFG - Nobody knew healthcare was so difficult.
TFG fairly soon - Nobody realised both Russia and Ukraine would be so intransigent in their stances.
He made up a bunch of lies and doesn’t care enough to know if he can deliver.
This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
December 12, 2024 at 3:59 PM
This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.