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T. S. Montague - Writer
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I am a dinosaur-loving, reality TV-watching, Prosecco-drinking alien who writes about weird and wonderful (and sexy? dirty? pervy?) things. And loves a good joke.

https://patreon.com/tsmontague
https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B0DZPLQMT6
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Hello, is there anybody out there?

Just kidding!

I promise you, my writing is better than this intro. You can check it out on my Patreon: patreon.com/tsmontague or Amazon: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

Thanks!
Get more from T.S. Montague - Writer on Patreon
I write naughty things you might like to read.
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I almost forgot! I have a new story: Cindy and her Uncle's Friend, where our fave horny bimbo has some adventures with the new ugly bastard in the house.

You can find it:
Amazon: www.amazon.com/Cindy-her-Un...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/cindy-...
Literotica: www.literotica.com/s/cindy-and-...
Cindy and her Uncle's Friend
Amazon.com: Cindy and her Uncle's Friend eBook : Montague, T. S. : Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
September 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Accurate and correct reference drawings are very necessary writing tools.
September 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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there's always a John Waters quote, it seems
September 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I am having a real tough time starting a new story. I have the idea, so it's not writer's block; it's more a reluctance around the actual act of and commitment to starting a new story. Like, making that initial mental and emotional investment to get the ball rolling is so hard.
September 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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I just got a tiktok from some teenager complaining about how people talk about smut too much and it’s offensive to asexuals

and I’m sitting here like… I’m sure plenty of aces hate smut but also I’m willing to bet that at least 80% of my fave smut writers are ace LMAO
September 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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September 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I just had my first ever story sent back by Literotica. One, they thought I had the wrong category, ok, that's totally fine. But two, they accused (okay, gently suggested) that I used AI to write the story!! I'm so offended, even though I understand ...
August 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I would love to know any tips and tricks from other smutty writers on building an audience - how did you do it? How do you attract people to your Patreon, Amazon, etc?

Thanking you lovely folk in advance for any sage wisdom you can share.
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I have compiled my ongoing story, Horny Ghosts, into a volume that is now available on Amazon!

Inspired by the TV shows, but much, much hornier!

www.amazon.com/dp/B0FM89524V
Horny Ghosts: Part One
Amazon.com: Horny Ghosts: Part One eBook : Montague, T. S. : Kindle Store
www.amazon.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I have a new story! Cindy and the Nighttime Wanker. I had a stereotypical 70s porn soundtrack playing in my head when I wrote it.

All the places to read it:
Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/B0FJR3PX1H
Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/cindy-...
Literotica: www.literotica.com/s/cindy-and-...
Cindy and the Nighttime Wanker
Cindy and the Nighttime Wanker - Kindle edition by Montague, T.S.. Contemporary Romance Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
www.amazon.com
July 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
AI generated smut is a travesty. (Anything artistic, really, but I'm gonna concentrate on smut right now.)

I'm here for the filth that comes from the twisted/creative/questionable brains of dirty little perverts. It is much more fun and will ALWAYS be better. Even if it has spelling mistakes.
July 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Asexuals write the best smut btw
July 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have a new smutty story! Love Seat, a story about a girl and the chair that changes her life.

To read it (gotta build that audience!):
Patreon (I'd love you forever ❤️): patreon.com/tsmontague
Amazon (help a pal out! 🤩): www.amazon.com/Love-Seat-T-...
Literotica: www.literotica.com/s/love-seat-1
July 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I am finding writing group sex scenes really hard! Keeping all the characters engaged while making it sexy and not mechanical is tough! Does anyone have any pointers?
June 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hell yeah!
Women are choosing the bear.
June 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Most surprising was writing about the sexual escapades of a monstera plant.

What other plants do you think are horny? Are they as horny as a monstera (which I think is the horniest plant, I mean, just look at them)?
June 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Tentacles are really fun to write about too. Who knew?
June 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I've decided I really enjoy writing about horny ghosts and the people who can f**k them.

I likely shouldn't be surprised by this revelation, but still.
June 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hello, is there anybody out there?

Just kidding!

I promise you, my writing is better than this intro. You can check it out on my Patreon: patreon.com/tsmontague or Amazon: www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

Thanks!
Get more from T.S. Montague - Writer on Patreon
I write naughty things you might like to read.
patreon.com
May 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM