[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]

Chatting to another bald guy on Hinge about being bald. Doesn't seem to share the feeling of it being like a hole in your heart...?

Just ONCE I'd like a record shop person to be like "Nice!" when I'm buying something. 😤

I believe that children (who are terrible) are the future (also terrible).

Making a doctor's appointment and browsing the profiles like a dating app 🫠 #help