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Eloquent🏺Elephant
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Magic (n.): people
How could Dostoevsky have known me like this
October 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
People don't fathom like they used to
September 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is the delightful finish to my book
September 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This book is so awesome
August 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Was jumpscared by an "Executive producer: Peter Thiel" on this movie today
August 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Coming around to this dramatic "self-lobotomization" turn of phrase, to describe tendencies of people that actively undermine their own ability to understand anything at all.
August 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I'm gonna do more here once again, I've decided.
August 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Had my first volunteer shift at the bookstore today, happy to have met some very nifty people!
March 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
She habeas on my corpus till oh never mind
February 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I could beat anyone in a "more performative than thou" contest
February 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Funny that all I really have going for me is the ability to read
February 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Almost deprived someone of 1000+ bucks off their tax return on account of, as they say, an *oopsie whoopsie*. I am Fixing Everything, though, it'll be all right.
February 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Girlfriend c:
January 15, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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Boy, philosophy sure is wacky, ain't it?
December 13, 2024 at 8:08 AM
I don't want a therapist, I want an eclectic groupchat of good-natured but disinterested and inquisitive random anonymites
December 3, 2024 at 6:49 AM
An ounce of my dad is worth a pound of your dad
December 3, 2024 at 3:42 AM
An ultra-exclusive dollar store that only allows you in if they like the cut of your gib
December 3, 2024 at 1:32 AM
We should all aspire to play toys c:
December 2, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Contemplating for the first time whether I should make an alt, and yet I already know the answer is no
November 30, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I don't want your filthy handouts!
November 29, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Another year endured
November 29, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Delighted to be entrusted with the tragic snippets of people's lives, like one lady's son ending a 10 year long relationship over his partner using OnlyFans, or as she put it, "human trafficking"
November 28, 2024 at 11:56 PM
"Someone should write a book about that" falls into that beautiful list of wistfully lazy phrases that define humanity
November 28, 2024 at 11:43 PM
What if instead of The Godfather, it was The Bogfather, and he spent all his time hopping around in a swamp
November 28, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I still fundamentally miss Circles
November 26, 2024 at 7:00 AM