Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

i owe so many video game designers an apology

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

Shout out to the black widow that made a home inside the water spigot by our front door. Our bug problem has (mostly) gone away since.

As Democrats apparently flock to Substack, here’s a reminder of what they’re about:

Last night's recording of @dndpodcast.bsky.social was an all timer. It feels so good to know that 12 years in we can still make each other laugh until we almost puke. From evil Deborah to Knuckles, the bar with both a boxing gym and pleasure house included to meat pipes, an all around great time.

AND after a wild D&D recording we will be playing Heroes of the Storm (???) over at www.twitch.tv/gamecrimes at 10 cst

Whenever I see this mf in a TV show, I know I'm in for a great time. Season 1 of the Terror is so good!!!!

I was very hesitant to create a new social media profile, but it is very nice seeing so many familiar faces again and see what folks are getting up to. Excited to get back to what really matters- cat posting