They couldn't get enough of it! They said, "Don, this is so good! Amazing! Give us tupperware to take some for later!"

I'm a great cook. THE BEST!!

Last year, I made something totally new. I made a tray of apples, delicious red apples, the tastiest, filled with garlic mashed potatoes.

Went yesterday to Jonny's place and tried his teriyaki gyros. Delicious! Tasty sugary teriyaki sauce. Crispy wrap. 5 stars.

The chicken karaage at Jonny's restaurant was great! Soft and lemony tatziki. 5 stars.

Not a lot of people know this but food critics can get stars. I've sacrificed a lot. People tell me, "Don, you've sacrificed so much."

I should get a star.

This is unacceptable.

The best burgers come from the spawning grounds in Arizona. People aren't talking about it, but it's true.

You know, I've been to Rome. Great city, beautiful city. Home of the traditional Italian dish, PASTA ALLA NORMA. Had some in a little cafe. Popular cafe. People are talking about it, lots of people.

You have a burger. Nice burger, toasted bun. You could put cheese on it, but you don't. You put something different. You put a peanut-ginger-soy sauce blend on it. It's fusion.

So go check out his beautiful new restaurant, Saganaki Nagasaki. Get the #karaage with #tzatziki. Tell 'im Donny sent you.

See, Jonny had a little incident at the last restaurant he worked at. Nothing major, just a tiny thing. He's a good man, great to work with. I know business and this was just business.

I'm very good with computers, and there's no way someone could steal an entire book of recipes!

What are they saying she did? Did she hand type the entire thing? Have the book open next to her and type the whole thing line by line?

Ridiculous.