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Just a guy who pays people for smut
I got this piece a few years back. Some intrepid explorers have landed on Planet Muffnar. They’re getting quite the welcome
Art by @danni81.bsky.social
Eclair Cresme the Milky Calico belongs to Valishar (I don’t believe they’re on Bluesky)
Rose Croft the Ocelot is mine
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Big Trouble in as the Heroic Pursuit has been defeated and captured by the terrifying yet titillating Disciplinarian (Raven Hunt)

Jules “Pursuit” Argyle is mine
Raven is @maxblackrabbit.bsky.social
Art by @norithics.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Might I interest/tempt you with Chloe Spooky Month Alien shenanigans?
October 5, 2025 at 10:33 AM
A couple of Barbarians I got from @viceandviolence.bsky.social many moons ago.

Should probably use them for something
September 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
2/2
August 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A series of images I commissioned Hayakain to draw (although one of which was drawn as a stream warmup which saved me the trouble :p). I think Teo may have to be visited again at some point. 8 images total. 1/2
August 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In Space no one can hear you moan.

A piece from a few years back of Frae and a transformed Dinah “Blue Dazzle” Winsley getting Jiggy on the planet Muffnar

Art by Kecomaster
Blue Dazzle belongs to @norithics.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Dominic and Irene ended up making first contact with the Muffnarian race while up on the Research Satellite “Aphrodite”. After a boarding party with glow sticks, music, a bit keg and sex, things have calmed down.

Oh and they morphed his wife Irene into an alien too

Art by kecomaster
August 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
POV: Your favourite toy came to the castle to play and you managed to get a rubberising valve on them. Here’s hoping your boss doesn’t find them while you’re in break.

Jules belongs to me

Sketch on the Spot by @grayscalerain.bsky.social
August 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
POV: You’ve gone to raid Castle Von Zeppelin but his Kunoichi has decided to humiliate you.

A Free Bonus sketch that I got from @norithics.bsky.social

Shiroga Kobayashi belongs to him
August 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
And another Sinclaire Sunday piece

The Trunk AU - Offloading Salvage to Sinclaire Galactic can be profitable. Just try not to be close to Chloe when she comes across something she likes

Art and the The Trunk AU @norithics.bsky.social
Chloe Sinclaire @jollyjack.bsky.social
Ainsley is mine
July 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Its 4am but it is still Sinclaire Sunday

Introducing Drs. Dominic Marlowe and Irene Marlowe-Braune.

The Spouses met whilst working for Chloe Sinclaire and are honeymooning on a research station (Chloe wants to see zero g sex)

Art by @norithics.bsky.social
Inspired by @jollyjack.bsky.social
July 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Being a Rear Admiral of the Space Forces in the Federation has its perks.

Some may consider it “unethical” to have overrides for all Sexbots. Ywain certainly doesn’t

Art by @grayscalerain.bsky.social
E-C (Eclair Cresme) courtesy of Valishar
Ywain is shared with me and @norithics.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Negotiations for the Maguffinite seem to be going well.

Art by @joelasko.bsky.social
June 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
And the rest
June 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Truthfully i don’t know @maxblackrabbit.bsky.social all that well. But I am thankful to have received his permission to get art featuring his characters

Here’s hoping for more in future

More images in replies
June 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Grand Finale of the Hayakain commission series. The effects of MuffMorphing have worn off and Frae graciously returns the trio back to Earth while keeping their clothes. Surely no one will see the nekkid cats.

Art/Teo/Kitty/Tasha by Hayakain
June 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Part 6 and the penultimate event of the Hayakain commission series. After being processed Tasha too has been MuffMorphed. Frae has decided it’s time to have some more fun with the guy her new girls came for in the first place.

Art/Teo/Kitty/Tasha by Hayakain
May 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
For those curious MuffMorphing is a process in which a female of any species is transformed into a Muffnarian.

Usually by way of a device called a MuffMorpher

Art by @supersatanson.bsky.social
May 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Part 5 l (though it’s the 4th piece I commissioned) of the series by Hayakain

*Gasp!* Tasha has found herself abducted onto the Muffnarian ship and Kitty has been morphed into a Muffnarian herself!

And this frees up Frae to sit back and relax while Kitty processes Tasha

Art/Kitty/Tasha:Hayakain
May 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Now truth be told I did not commission this, I believe this was a stream vote winner or something like that.

Which works for me because I had planned to commission Tasha in a space suit as part of the series anyway.

Tasha and art: Hayakain
May 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Part number 3 of the series I commissioned Hayakain

Welp Kitty got herself captured in her attempt to rescue Teo. At least Frae process seems to be enjoyable

Art Kitty and Teo are courtesy of Hayakain
May 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
And these are the doodles I drew as reference material for Hayakain to use when I commissioned the images with Kitty.

Never be afraid to doodle something to help illustrate what you’re looking for with a commission
May 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The second in my Hayakain commission series.

His girl Kitty has set off to save Teo. Not matter how far she has to go how many planets she will save… no wait she’s being abducted herself
May 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The first of a series of imagined that I commissioned Hayakain to make.

Teo has found that he has become an abductee of the Muffnarians! Though he doesn’t seem to mind his processing under Frae.
May 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM