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Father to murdered wife, husband to a murdered son.

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Whatever-ball this England team are playing, it's shite. That much I know.
December 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
What the actual fuck was that though?

We all thought Blatter was the mad Swiss cunt ruining football, and now we have another, even more mad Swiss cunt.
December 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I see Trump has decided to go with a Cuprinol deck stain shade tonight.
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This FIFA world cup draw makes me want to go on a boat trip around Venezuela.

Just get on with it, for fuck's sake.
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And if Ugarte was the answer tonight, I don't want to know what the question was.

🚮
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I can't tell you how much I loathe dragging myself to these games on cold December evenings just to see the most uninspiring shite.

Amorim has to change something, but he won't, and that's the problem.

And I fear Mbeumo and Cunha will be dragged down to our level, rather than elevate us.

Shite.
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Right, lads. Let's not fuck about.

10-0 win against West Ham and we're in the top 4.
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wirtz's shot was going wide.

From 7 yards out.
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Quite simply the worst overhead kick ever.

Hilarious goal to concede.
December 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Spurs keeper getting boo'd again?
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Paqueta with a questionable booking?

Nobody saw that coming. Apart from a small village in Brazil.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Carragher blaming Isak's piss poor finish on lack of preseason.

IT'S NEARLY FUCKING DECEMBER.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Fucking stupid free kick to give away
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Fuck me, what a finish.
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Another summer clear out needed.

Hard to even criticise tactics and systems if we haven't got players who can do basic stuff.
November 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Sloppy in possession.

Hoofing long balls to Zirkzee.

Gonna be a long day.
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Spurs fans booing their own keeper is pathetic, but absolutely hilarious.

Something about the whole of North London that's weird as fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Spurs, eh? 😂
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Major WiFi outage in Merseyside tonight by the looks of it.

None of my messages are being delivered.

Weird, that.
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Absolutely pathetic performance that.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Becoming the richest man on the planet just to end up as the saddest loner on the planet.

I'm not feeling sorry for him. Fuck that guy.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
7 of our next 10 games are 8pm kick-offs. 5 of them are at home.

The fucking state of it.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Starting to think that coronavirus should have just finished us off and be done with it.

The whole world is just a fucked up mess.
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I don't know anyone who genuinely gives a shit about England.

And that's alright with me 👍🏻
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM