Eric Livingston
@trueblueboogaloo.bsky.social
I stand up, cough, and say “wagoo wagoo spam dunk”
And the audience cheers as they pelt me with various vegetables
And the audience cheers as they pelt me with various vegetables
Pinned
I am determined to never use a tag
If you find this trove it must of been an act of a divine being
If you find this trove it must of been an act of a divine being
out foraging my shit now. yeah man. shiny metal objects out in the forest. cool as fuck they wish they were with me.
im never gonna pay rent on time
im never gonna pay rent on time
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
out foraging my shit now. yeah man. shiny metal objects out in the forest. cool as fuck they wish they were with me.
im never gonna pay rent on time
im never gonna pay rent on time
I’m tired of big things and changes coming my way what about the awesome sauce small ones
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m tired of big things and changes coming my way what about the awesome sauce small ones
I miss the Carboniferous… things just aren’t the same anymore
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I miss the Carboniferous… things just aren’t the same anymore
Dude it would be so fucked up if his name was Jomer Simpson but I just cant prove it
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Dude it would be so fucked up if his name was Jomer Simpson but I just cant prove it
Sometimes, I dream about che f, a very italian chef who makes me a pizza and starts shredding cheese on it but when I say when he keeps on shredding cheese and eventually we drown in shredded parmesean
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Sometimes, I dream about che f, a very italian chef who makes me a pizza and starts shredding cheese on it but when I say when he keeps on shredding cheese and eventually we drown in shredded parmesean
They’re trying to silence me
Who? No idea but I think it’s that wizard over there he looks like he’s casting something
Who? No idea but I think it’s that wizard over there he looks like he’s casting something
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They’re trying to silence me
Who? No idea but I think it’s that wizard over there he looks like he’s casting something
Who? No idea but I think it’s that wizard over there he looks like he’s casting something
I could really use a fire alarm right about now...
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I could really use a fire alarm right about now...
I will kill for my idols
my idols include:
-The Mcdonalds Airport Barista
-The squimp keeper
-Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist
-and Myself
my idols include:
-The Mcdonalds Airport Barista
-The squimp keeper
-Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist
-and Myself
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I will kill for my idols
my idols include:
-The Mcdonalds Airport Barista
-The squimp keeper
-Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist
-and Myself
my idols include:
-The Mcdonalds Airport Barista
-The squimp keeper
-Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist
-and Myself
Come back home
Long day
Jelber on the couch welcomes me in
We have a game of tiddlywinks
Day better
Long day
Jelber on the couch welcomes me in
We have a game of tiddlywinks
Day better
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Come back home
Long day
Jelber on the couch welcomes me in
We have a game of tiddlywinks
Day better
Long day
Jelber on the couch welcomes me in
We have a game of tiddlywinks
Day better
A wise necromancer once told me that if I loved something to let it go
Yeah well I love money and rent doesn't want it to go either
Yeah well I love money and rent doesn't want it to go either
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
A wise necromancer once told me that if I loved something to let it go
Yeah well I love money and rent doesn't want it to go either
Yeah well I love money and rent doesn't want it to go either
Notice how nobody talks about Mixels. This is because they had to of been onto something they weren’t supposed to.
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Notice how nobody talks about Mixels. This is because they had to of been onto something they weren’t supposed to.
im tired of the internet im going back to using bananas and string
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
im tired of the internet im going back to using bananas and string
I wonder are pangolins artificially made or are they just like that
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I wonder are pangolins artificially made or are they just like that
id go feral for some yogurt rn
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
id go feral for some yogurt rn
Something big is coming to the backyardigans next year... 👀
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Something big is coming to the backyardigans next year... 👀
Why be when you can beent
I think that was a quote from former president ah
John Wilkes Booth
I think that was a quote from former president ah
John Wilkes Booth
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why be when you can beent
I think that was a quote from former president ah
John Wilkes Booth
I think that was a quote from former president ah
John Wilkes Booth
Checking in on my new infinite ape typewriting classes
Wow! This one’s doing numbers!
Wow! This one’s doing numbers!
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Checking in on my new infinite ape typewriting classes
Wow! This one’s doing numbers!
Wow! This one’s doing numbers!
I think the governments going to try to make New Years December 31st instead of January 1st this year…
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think the governments going to try to make New Years December 31st instead of January 1st this year…
The za got me condemning Rene Descartes cause I’m neither am nor amn’t but oh man am I thinking
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The za got me condemning Rene Descartes cause I’m neither am nor amn’t but oh man am I thinking
The Rapture is just a really cool rave that nobody but really awesome punks are cool enough to get into
You have to be cool with the bouncer
You have to be cool with the bouncer
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Rapture is just a really cool rave that nobody but really awesome punks are cool enough to get into
You have to be cool with the bouncer
You have to be cool with the bouncer
I am determined to never use a tag
If you find this trove it must of been an act of a divine being
If you find this trove it must of been an act of a divine being
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I am determined to never use a tag
If you find this trove it must of been an act of a divine being
If you find this trove it must of been an act of a divine being
My lawyer is trying his hardest to help me out but lying is dishonest
I did kill him, without remorse
The jury will appreciate my character
I did kill him, without remorse
The jury will appreciate my character
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My lawyer is trying his hardest to help me out but lying is dishonest
I did kill him, without remorse
The jury will appreciate my character
I did kill him, without remorse
The jury will appreciate my character
I remember the order of operations with Please Excuse My Dark Ambient Swag
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I remember the order of operations with Please Excuse My Dark Ambient Swag