Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs
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Dear price of eggs Trump voters,

Not only aren’t they any cheaper, there’s an actual shortage because of the raging Bird Flu we’re not getting any public information about because the food safety & public health agencies responsible for that shit have basically been shut down.

Bravo.

Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"

They cut to the crowd when he gives the salute in the 1 minute edit of his speech. You can still hear him slap his chest.

Goebbels would blush with how blatant this is.

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I dunno, sometimes I feel like I’m never gonna become an oligarch 😔

Cows Go Extinct
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Also feel the need to say that this is real and happened today

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

January 2025 as a meme

Incredible @adn.com front page for @kylehopkinsak.bsky.social story about trial delays in Alaska. Read it here: projects.propublica.org/alaska-sex-a...