Tristan Cooper
@tristanacooper.bsky.social
senior social media manager at @theverge.com, also @canyoupetthedog.com guy
First photo of Peach meeting Rosalina
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
First photo of Peach meeting Rosalina
In denial about this
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
In denial about this
Very funny that they filled Kang’s helmet with drool so he couldn’t talk, presumably because Harry Shearer didn’t want to do this
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Very funny that they filled Kang’s helmet with drool so he couldn’t talk, presumably because Harry Shearer didn’t want to do this
The Fortnite Simpsons update is incredible HOWEVER why are there steamed hams at the *Simpsons* table? I think we all know what should happen to whoever made that blunder
November 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The Fortnite Simpsons update is incredible HOWEVER why are there steamed hams at the *Simpsons* table? I think we all know what should happen to whoever made that blunder
I thought for a minute that the ancient hero who sealed Ganon 10,000 years ago was gonna be Link All Along but the new robot doesn't really resemble the mural or the armor you get in ToTK. Do we need a new branch of the timeline
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I thought for a minute that the ancient hero who sealed Ganon 10,000 years ago was gonna be Link All Along but the new robot doesn't really resemble the mural or the armor you get in ToTK. Do we need a new branch of the timeline
So did Zelda rebuild her boyfriend out of robot parts or
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
So did Zelda rebuild her boyfriend out of robot parts or
Wish we could’ve got adult versions of the kids instead of mechs, plenty of them to choose from
October 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Wish we could’ve got adult versions of the kids instead of mechs, plenty of them to choose from
I do love this image. What is Samwise Gamgee if not a golden retriever boyfriend
October 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I do love this image. What is Samwise Gamgee if not a golden retriever boyfriend
doing my bluesky age verification test
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
doing my bluesky age verification test
Newly minted evergreen meme
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Newly minted evergreen meme
Wait a minute
September 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Wait a minute
I know who I'm maining
September 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I know who I'm maining
Soon this comic panel will make everyone nostalgic for a time when crossovers were novel and one company didn't own every character
September 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Soon this comic panel will make everyone nostalgic for a time when crossovers were novel and one company didn't own every character
(forlornly taps the sign)
September 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
(forlornly taps the sign)
Huge news for me personally
September 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Huge news for me personally
Playing through Kirby and the Forgotten Land for the first time on Switch 2 and what immediately strikes me is how well it establishes a sense of scale. The first thing you see in almost every level is your tiny pink blob confronting some massive structure or surveying a vast landscape. Lovely
September 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Playing through Kirby and the Forgotten Land for the first time on Switch 2 and what immediately strikes me is how well it establishes a sense of scale. The first thing you see in almost every level is your tiny pink blob confronting some massive structure or surveying a vast landscape. Lovely
Sending this back in time to 2018 to watch the Smash community tear itself apart
August 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sending this back in time to 2018 to watch the Smash community tear itself apart
Hey it’s the one guy from wreck it Ralph who taught me what wi fi is
August 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hey it’s the one guy from wreck it Ralph who taught me what wi fi is
If anyone wants to street pass meet me at the giant Donkey Kong machine
August 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If anyone wants to street pass meet me at the giant Donkey Kong machine