Trish Byrne
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Trish Byrne
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She/her or they/them.
In: Books, films, dogs, telly, roof gulls, SRK, Stardew Valley.
Out: AI shite, billionaires, images with no alt text.
Profile image is SRK on the phone, wearing a cute pink jumper.
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My most Woke opinion is that It would be nice to get "Woke" back to its original meaning, rather than a vague progressiveness
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
So it really is €75 to see a proper off-the-telly comedian nowadays, then. Fucking hell.
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Something is making noise either in our attic or on our roof, and my husband can’t hear it, only I can hear it. It is driving me mad.
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The face off each other.
So what ARE you allowed to wear in Ireland?
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I still wish I could remember what a friend of mine was wearing when he was greeted on Patrick St in Cork with "look at him there, Lord of the fucking Rings".
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Yes thank you please.
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November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Happy to be of service. I once got into a taxi in Dublin wearing a cool new outfit. I was nervous about deviating from the norm but did it anyway.

The taxi driver was on the phone when I got in. First thing he did was finish his phone call saying "I have to go, this fella's wearing dungarees"
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I really wanted Self-Reliance to be better than it was, because I really like Jake Johnson.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Let's just all admit that James Bond is part of the Highlander universe and go from there.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Obvious solution to the But Bond Died problem: what if Bond is now also Tron from the computer and now he's played by beloved beloved character actor Jared Leto
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The campaign against "performative reading" is exactly what I would get on board with if I were a marketing person in, say, Spotify or Amazon and I wanted men to go back to listening to manly podcasts and audiobooks at 1.5x speed instead of gawping at bits of paper on the street like gay babies do.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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There is no winning. Read a book in public, you get accused of being performative. Don't read a book in public, Joyce Carol Oates says you are a human shell with no inner life. 😞
November 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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I'm at the dentist, and they've put an artsy print of a molar next to a bunch of lilies on a small table and it feels like I'm at a funeral for a tooth
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Better late than never
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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A decent argument against the 7 year Irish Presidential terms is that two terms is enough time for people to become emotionally attached to the President's pets and be devastated nationally when they pass away.
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Terry Griffiths vs Cliff Thorburn. The Crucible, 1983.
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It is fun!
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Such a wonderful range of fresh produce in Morrisons.
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM