Claire Jones
@trillianjones.bsky.social
Plant-based low-grade nutjob, handy in a pub quiz. Proud OU grad. @TrillianJones everywhere. She/her.
Current favourite thing: on House of Games this week, Richard’s reading the questions off a card instead of showing them on a screen so the other contestants don’t have an advantage over Josh. Plus we’ve got musical Answer Smash again. Everyone’s still having a lovely time.
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Current favourite thing: on House of Games this week, Richard’s reading the questions off a card instead of showing them on a screen so the other contestants don’t have an advantage over Josh. Plus we’ve got musical Answer Smash again. Everyone’s still having a lovely time.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
8 years since I spent 3 hours queuing up to get a disappointing autobiography signed 😄
(I do actually have a photo of me & Bruce somewhere, but no idea what I’ve done with it)
Never seen such a massive queue for a signing before & it was still humongous when I was done.
Book’s still crap tho 🤣
(I do actually have a photo of me & Bruce somewhere, but no idea what I’ve done with it)
Never seen such a massive queue for a signing before & it was still humongous when I was done.
Book’s still crap tho 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
8 years since I spent 3 hours queuing up to get a disappointing autobiography signed 😄
(I do actually have a photo of me & Bruce somewhere, but no idea what I’ve done with it)
Never seen such a massive queue for a signing before & it was still humongous when I was done.
Book’s still crap tho 🤣
(I do actually have a photo of me & Bruce somewhere, but no idea what I’ve done with it)
Never seen such a massive queue for a signing before & it was still humongous when I was done.
Book’s still crap tho 🤣
I *think* I might have been crocheting too much recently 😬
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I *think* I might have been crocheting too much recently 😬
NGL, really loving this pattern & colour combo.
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
NGL, really loving this pattern & colour combo.
HAVE YOU BEEN GOING THROUGH MY WASHING AGAIN
Thank you, Claire! I’m wearing your t-shirt today!!
Happy first birthday to the jolly splendid @impq.bsky.social. Hope you’re celebrating tonight with a whiskey, a dance, a disco and/or a hop.
Please continue to fill our earholes with stupid game show rip-offs, dodgy jingles and other waffly bollocks.
Please continue to fill our earholes with stupid game show rip-offs, dodgy jingles and other waffly bollocks.
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
HAVE YOU BEEN GOING THROUGH MY WASHING AGAIN
Happy first birthday to the jolly splendid @impq.bsky.social. Hope you’re celebrating tonight with a whiskey, a dance, a disco and/or a hop.
Please continue to fill our earholes with stupid game show rip-offs, dodgy jingles and other waffly bollocks.
Please continue to fill our earholes with stupid game show rip-offs, dodgy jingles and other waffly bollocks.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Happy first birthday to the jolly splendid @impq.bsky.social. Hope you’re celebrating tonight with a whiskey, a dance, a disco and/or a hop.
Please continue to fill our earholes with stupid game show rip-offs, dodgy jingles and other waffly bollocks.
Please continue to fill our earholes with stupid game show rip-offs, dodgy jingles and other waffly bollocks.
Why am I getting car insurance renewal reminder emails from Confused.com for a car that we haven’t owned in 2 ½ years & isn’t saved in our cars list on our profile? Fuck off already, I thought for a moment there we had even more to shell out for this month 😠
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Why am I getting car insurance renewal reminder emails from Confused.com for a car that we haven’t owned in 2 ½ years & isn’t saved in our cars list on our profile? Fuck off already, I thought for a moment there we had even more to shell out for this month 😠
Farewell to what little credibility I had in the first place, but this was bloody fantastic. 💃🪩🕺
youtu.be/ot4KFoWmlYc?...
youtu.be/ot4KFoWmlYc?...
Steps bring the PARTY to the Tower Ballroom with their greatest hits! ✨ BBC Strictly 2025
YouTube video by BBC Strictly Come Dancing
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Farewell to what little credibility I had in the first place, but this was bloody fantastic. 💃🪩🕺
youtu.be/ot4KFoWmlYc?...
youtu.be/ot4KFoWmlYc?...
Just got in from a very cold, sleety walk & our house is toasty warm & still smells of the nice soup I made for lunch.
Today isn’t all bad.
Today isn’t all bad.
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Just got in from a very cold, sleety walk & our house is toasty warm & still smells of the nice soup I made for lunch.
Today isn’t all bad.
Today isn’t all bad.
Met a bloody big tree today.
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Met a bloody big tree today.
Well, if I’ve achieved nothing else this weekend, I have seen Dead Poets Society for the first time.
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Well, if I’ve achieved nothing else this weekend, I have seen Dead Poets Society for the first time.
Show me some random vintage comedy LPs & you’d better believe I’m gonna buy them.
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Show me some random vintage comedy LPs & you’d better believe I’m gonna buy them.
Right, Girlbands Forever was a fascinating watch, but how do you have a history of British girl bands & not even mention Girls Aloud? I know they didn’t interview any of the Spice Girls, but they did at least have them as part of the story. Baffling.
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Right, Girlbands Forever was a fascinating watch, but how do you have a history of British girl bands & not even mention Girls Aloud? I know they didn’t interview any of the Spice Girls, but they did at least have them as part of the story. Baffling.
LOVE this. 🤘
After a terrible day at work yesterday, I went to watch one of my favourite bands, High on Fire, play live. I rarely go up front at gigs these days but I stood in front of Matt Pike’s stack all night. Got home and listened to incredible new music from Transgressive.
Music really is good for you.
Music really is good for you.
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
LOVE this. 🤘
I sell a lot of old copies of Empire on eBay, but hadn’t had any interest in ages, which was unusual.
Turns out when eBay switched over to their ‘Simple Delivery’, they classed them all as parcels rather than large letters, so the postage was way more than it should have been.
Turns out when eBay switched over to their ‘Simple Delivery’, they classed them all as parcels rather than large letters, so the postage was way more than it should have been.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I sell a lot of old copies of Empire on eBay, but hadn’t had any interest in ages, which was unusual.
Turns out when eBay switched over to their ‘Simple Delivery’, they classed them all as parcels rather than large letters, so the postage was way more than it should have been.
Turns out when eBay switched over to their ‘Simple Delivery’, they classed them all as parcels rather than large letters, so the postage was way more than it should have been.
Just spent the entire day going through our filing cabinet & binning everything we don’t need. Have also scanned loads of bits for reference, rather than keeping hard copies. Pared it down to the essentials for tax purposes. So satisfying.
(Tho I think our recycle bin might be a bit too heavy now)
(Tho I think our recycle bin might be a bit too heavy now)
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just spent the entire day going through our filing cabinet & binning everything we don’t need. Have also scanned loads of bits for reference, rather than keeping hard copies. Pared it down to the essentials for tax purposes. So satisfying.
(Tho I think our recycle bin might be a bit too heavy now)
(Tho I think our recycle bin might be a bit too heavy now)
-Fry an onion & a couple of cloves of garlic
-Add 100g dried red lentils
-Add a tin of chopped toms
-Add 500ml stock (any will do)
-Simmer for 15-20 mins
You can use this as a basis for spag bol, chilli, shepherd’s pie, whatever. Just add different herbs/spices/beans of your choice.
-Add 100g dried red lentils
-Add a tin of chopped toms
-Add 500ml stock (any will do)
-Simmer for 15-20 mins
You can use this as a basis for spag bol, chilli, shepherd’s pie, whatever. Just add different herbs/spices/beans of your choice.
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
-Fry an onion & a couple of cloves of garlic
-Add 100g dried red lentils
-Add a tin of chopped toms
-Add 500ml stock (any will do)
-Simmer for 15-20 mins
You can use this as a basis for spag bol, chilli, shepherd’s pie, whatever. Just add different herbs/spices/beans of your choice.
-Add 100g dried red lentils
-Add a tin of chopped toms
-Add 500ml stock (any will do)
-Simmer for 15-20 mins
You can use this as a basis for spag bol, chilli, shepherd’s pie, whatever. Just add different herbs/spices/beans of your choice.
This month’s Finnish idiom
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
This month’s Finnish idiom
Evening stroll at Walcott 🌊
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Evening stroll at Walcott 🌊
Made these delicious Halloween* cookies yesterday.
*scary because of how many calories are in them 👻
*scary because of how many calories are in them 👻
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Made these delicious Halloween* cookies yesterday.
*scary because of how many calories are in them 👻
*scary because of how many calories are in them 👻
Getting a nice live comedy schedule together for next year
October 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Getting a nice live comedy schedule together for next year
Caught sight of a @nedboulting.bsky.social in the wild tonight.
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Caught sight of a @nedboulting.bsky.social in the wild tonight.
We’ve got 2 (2!!!) evening events that require us to leave the house this week.
What the hell is going on? Who are we?
What the hell is going on? Who are we?
October 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
We’ve got 2 (2!!!) evening events that require us to leave the house this week.
What the hell is going on? Who are we?
What the hell is going on? Who are we?
Really enjoyed the Depeche Mode film tonight.
Apart from the 2 boomer biddies who forked out nearly 20 quid each to sit & natter through most of the bloody film for some reason. 😡
Apart from the 2 boomer biddies who forked out nearly 20 quid each to sit & natter through most of the bloody film for some reason. 😡
October 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Really enjoyed the Depeche Mode film tonight.
Apart from the 2 boomer biddies who forked out nearly 20 quid each to sit & natter through most of the bloody film for some reason. 😡
Apart from the 2 boomer biddies who forked out nearly 20 quid each to sit & natter through most of the bloody film for some reason. 😡