Probably. :) I think magic and story telling go hand in hand since ancient times so maybe there’s some little effects of reality.

((You’re good :) I usually just associate swl social events with check vohmer announcements :d ))

((I got my own hopes up cause I thought you had hosted one years ago :P but the asset will be free if someone feels like making reality))

Buff draug that just hatched (I can’t remember the name) and a squeaky rubber chicken.

I see that pun sir. :P

The uh talismans made here need salt water to activate. Apparently pickle brine counts as well? Didn’t know that. Now I do and the result was bear loose in the lab of our little outpost. If you don’t mind your new protective animal partner smelling heavily of whatever pickle you decided to use.

Both? I mean it was like little bear charm that could be jewelry, and the lab is not wiped off the face of the earth (yet).

The occasional maiming is definitely worth it.

So what you’re saying is I should really quickly release all the talismans?

I don’t think this incident counts as severe. What’s one little bear related lab accident, right?

I don’t honestly know either. I have like maybe two people over me, and Taylor. But Taylor isn’t even an employee, more like the embodiment of the land this lab is built on? I know they write a pretty awesome paycheck.

IT WORKED! The bear is not back to being ,ya know a little trinket talisman but it’s no longer attacking everything. Still smells like dill pickles, too. Anyways! It’s currently keyed to someone. I honestly just picked at random from the contract book. Hopefully that doesn’t come back to bite me.

Still alive! Mostly, mostly intact. The bear got a good chunk of my arm.
As much my boss swears he’s human, his restraining of the bear definitely doesn’t disprove the 1000 plants in a meat suit theory.
Anyways! That could work! Imma need to find a Dremel tool though. I will try!

Unfortunately not an expert either! I can make them but generally once active it’s permanent. I think the missing element is I didn’t set a user for it! OH GOD THE SLEDGEHAMMER PISSED IT OFF WORSE! WHY DID I ACTIVATE IT WITH DILL PICKLES!

It might be made a little, a lot out of stone. Maybe a really good whack with a sledgehammer?