Mr. Goose
@trevorwoggon.bsky.social
Board certified shitposter
It's too nice over here. Suspicious
October 22, 2024 at 10:50 PM
It's too nice over here. Suspicious
I didn't give much credence to "everyone drives bad now because COVID brain inflammation" before, but having seen 4 cars driving with no headlights in as many days (an act that, unlike running red lights, seems to have no benefit)...I'm no longer so sure
December 7, 2023 at 2:29 AM
I didn't give much credence to "everyone drives bad now because COVID brain inflammation" before, but having seen 4 cars driving with no headlights in as many days (an act that, unlike running red lights, seems to have no benefit)...I'm no longer so sure
Not to contribute more to economy discourse, but I wonder how much "stability" taken into account. Sure, my wages have grown, but so has the chance I'll be randomly laid off and lose my health insurance. Without a safety net, more money is often just a higher peak to fall from
November 27, 2023 at 11:44 PM
Not to contribute more to economy discourse, but I wonder how much "stability" taken into account. Sure, my wages have grown, but so has the chance I'll be randomly laid off and lose my health insurance. Without a safety net, more money is often just a higher peak to fall from
model t rail car you have to stop. you smoke too hard. your bitch too bad. your swag too different. they’ll kill you model t rail car
November 25, 2023 at 7:29 PM
model t rail car you have to stop. you smoke too hard. your bitch too bad. your swag too different. they’ll kill you model t rail car
I miss 2018 me: psychologically in shambles but churning out banger after banger
I know the Wellbutrin dosage increase worked because I couldn't think of a funny post if my life depended on it
November 25, 2023 at 1:52 AM
I miss 2018 me: psychologically in shambles but churning out banger after banger
I know the Wellbutrin dosage increase worked because I couldn't think of a funny post if my life depended on it
November 25, 2023 at 1:51 AM
I know the Wellbutrin dosage increase worked because I couldn't think of a funny post if my life depended on it
Thanksgiving was pretty nice and uneventful except for when my aunt said I look like "a gay artist".
I think she meant it as a compliment? Does she know something I don't?
I think she meant it as a compliment? Does she know something I don't?
November 24, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Thanksgiving was pretty nice and uneventful except for when my aunt said I look like "a gay artist".
I think she meant it as a compliment? Does she know something I don't?
I think she meant it as a compliment? Does she know something I don't?
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November 23, 2023 at 6:00 AM
Follow here for:
- Steely Dan
- jokes that could have benefitted from some more workshopping
- mental illness
- classical music shitposting
- Steely Dan
- jokes that could have benefitted from some more workshopping
- mental illness
- classical music shitposting
I am staying on Twitter only to see the eventual unhinged Maestro discourse
November 22, 2023 at 6:27 PM
I am staying on Twitter only to see the eventual unhinged Maestro discourse
The 25k follower Twitter joke account to small alt account to BlueSky hermitage pipeline.
Posting in pastoral repose with the homies
Posting in pastoral repose with the homies
November 21, 2023 at 3:19 PM
The 25k follower Twitter joke account to small alt account to BlueSky hermitage pipeline.
Posting in pastoral repose with the homies
Posting in pastoral repose with the homies
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are we still calling them skeets?
November 21, 2023 at 3:00 PM
are we still calling them skeets?
is uh....is this thing on? I forgot this app was here, sorry
November 21, 2023 at 2:55 PM
is uh....is this thing on? I forgot this app was here, sorry
Post office clerk said I did an "expert" job filling out my customs declaration for, so I'll take that win today
September 5, 2023 at 8:28 PM
Post office clerk said I did an "expert" job filling out my customs declaration for, so I'll take that win today
Extremely cool that these days when you purchase A Product, you agree to receive an email every day for the rest of your life
September 5, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Extremely cool that these days when you purchase A Product, you agree to receive an email every day for the rest of your life
Is there anything better than a cold bev on a hot day? Scientists say no
August 27, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Is there anything better than a cold bev on a hot day? Scientists say no
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cop: is this your chocolate factory?
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
August 16, 2023 at 3:19 PM
cop: is this your chocolate factory?
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
willy wonka: why do you ask?
cop: we've received reports of maimed children and slave labor
wonka: that 8 year old owns it now
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[whispering to son before he goes in mcdonalds play place] in about ten minutes pretend you're stuck so I can go in there
August 15, 2023 at 1:58 PM
[whispering to son before he goes in mcdonalds play place] in about ten minutes pretend you're stuck so I can go in there
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the classic cartoon way to illustrate that you had no money was to wear a barrel. things have changed. barrels are now out of reach
August 15, 2023 at 2:42 PM
the classic cartoon way to illustrate that you had no money was to wear a barrel. things have changed. barrels are now out of reach
Finally got that new game everyone's talking about! I'm not sure how nudity and magic play into it but I'm excited to find out
August 11, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Finally got that new game everyone's talking about! I'm not sure how nudity and magic play into it but I'm excited to find out
One of my most closely held beliefs is that I can honestly fool the dentist if I start flossing vigorously a week before my appointment
August 7, 2023 at 3:03 PM
One of my most closely held beliefs is that I can honestly fool the dentist if I start flossing vigorously a week before my appointment
gonna be a great week for takes
August 2, 2023 at 7:34 PM
gonna be a great week for takes
I want to spend more time on here and less on Twitter, but I realize why I keep going back is that there's not enough bad takes here. I want to marvel at self-righteous misreads of new movies and insane hills-to-die-on about social norms
July 31, 2023 at 7:40 PM
I want to spend more time on here and less on Twitter, but I realize why I keep going back is that there's not enough bad takes here. I want to marvel at self-righteous misreads of new movies and insane hills-to-die-on about social norms