Trepidatious E.G.G.
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Trepidatious E.G.G.
@trepidegg.bsky.social
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This is an execution method only legal in North Carolina
i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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I found a yoga ball in a trash pile and made it an eyeball.
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Share If You're Agree With Me 👇
October 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Every friend group has the smart one, the funny one, the cursed one, the inquisitor, the creeping fog and the lighthouse keeper
September 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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September 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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my five year old was getting a little frustrated playing mario kart and muttered under her breath “I’m gonna wreck this world…”
September 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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inhabiting a body is stupid and inconvenient
April 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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what we’ve seen from the right is the most insane case of cancel culture i’ve ever witnessed. the left has never even done close to a fraction of a fraction of what they want to do now
September 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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my restaurant's new "When you see the Grunch, it's time for lunch!" ad campaign has been a disaster -- it seems like our twisted, 8-foot-tall hominoid cryptid mascot, the Grunch, just doesn't perform well with customers
December 31, 2023 at 6:44 PM
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Can anyone live in the sewer or do you have to be a clown or a Ninja Turtle
August 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Enchanted by this new pasta shape I haven’t seen before, quattrotini. I’d love to sink my fork into these puppies
September 2, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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😭
August 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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lol @ plaid shirt guy swinging at ants that the fx team was sadly unable to composite into the shot
March 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched
March 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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the only known way to get into SuperHell is to piss in the Holy Grail
February 21, 2024 at 1:18 AM