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@traypup.bsky.social
Mixed-media artist. Digital marketer. Old mom of young daughter. NJ-bred and CO transplant. I love to laugh. Glitter is cool. She/Her.
What time did you start drinking today?
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What time did you start drinking today?
Me: I want to feel all Christmassy!
Also me: Wanna watch Die Hard?
Also me: Wanna watch Die Hard?
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me: I want to feel all Christmassy!
Also me: Wanna watch Die Hard?
Also me: Wanna watch Die Hard?
I am way too invested in this you unboxing video my child is watching.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I am way too invested in this you unboxing video my child is watching.
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Celebrate Columbus Day by going out for Indian food but getting lost and stopping at a quiet buffet restaurant for a nice meal.
Then murder everyone there.
Then murder everyone there.
October 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Celebrate Columbus Day by going out for Indian food but getting lost and stopping at a quiet buffet restaurant for a nice meal.
Then murder everyone there.
Then murder everyone there.
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I enjoy a Highlander post that makes me wait until the very end to understand if it's about the immortal race or SUV.
October 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I enjoy a Highlander post that makes me wait until the very end to understand if it's about the immortal race or SUV.
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Just thinking of the time Trump suggested that we inject people with bleach to cure Covid
Thanks for re-electing him everyone
Thanks for re-electing him everyone
September 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Just thinking of the time Trump suggested that we inject people with bleach to cure Covid
Thanks for re-electing him everyone
Thanks for re-electing him everyone
I don't understand the existence of baby corn. Is it a trick?
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I don't understand the existence of baby corn. Is it a trick?
I'm really glad my neighbor thinks that 10:15 pm is a good time to run his chainsaw over metal. Because I do, too.
September 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm really glad my neighbor thinks that 10:15 pm is a good time to run his chainsaw over metal. Because I do, too.
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As Trump unleashes his authoritarianism across the country, it’s vital to know your rights. https://youtu.be/metN4EiDtmQ?feature=shared
What is Due Process?
Robert Reich
youtu.be
September 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As Trump unleashes his authoritarianism across the country, it’s vital to know your rights. https://youtu.be/metN4EiDtmQ?feature=shared
How does the doctor know when I don't have sleep apnea anymore so I can get off this fucking machine already.
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
How does the doctor know when I don't have sleep apnea anymore so I can get off this fucking machine already.
I'm opening a retail store soon and today I laid out the floor plan in Lego. Not to scale.
August 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I'm opening a retail store soon and today I laid out the floor plan in Lego. Not to scale.
I'm opening a retail store soon and today I laid out the floor plan in Lego. Not to scale.
August 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'm opening a retail store soon and today I laid out the floor plan in Lego. Not to scale.
Some things better left unsaid. I finally understand it.
June 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Some things better left unsaid. I finally understand it.
Power tools make me nervous.
June 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Power tools make me nervous.
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LIAM NEESON: *intensely studying page of where’s waldo book* i will find him and i will kill him
May 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
LIAM NEESON: *intensely studying page of where’s waldo book* i will find him and i will kill him
This is a hail Mary because I don't have a ton of followers here. I'm doing a Kickstarter to open a new store and, well, we could use more pledges. If you could share, that would be amazing. Always Be Creating: A Creative Reuse Store and More!, via @Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/alw...
Always Be Creating: A Creative Reuse Store and More!
We sell lightly used donated art and craft supplies to keep our materials out of the landfills and in the hands of makers.
www.kickstarter.com
May 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This is a hail Mary because I don't have a ton of followers here. I'm doing a Kickstarter to open a new store and, well, we could use more pledges. If you could share, that would be amazing. Always Be Creating: A Creative Reuse Store and More!, via @Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/alw...
I only have one crocus but I treasure it every year when it emerges.
April 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I only have one crocus but I treasure it every year when it emerges.
I still haven't finished eating my bunny from last Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I still haven't finished eating my bunny from last Easter.
I'm literally crushing Candy Crush.
April 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'm literally crushing Candy Crush.
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Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
FUCK!
- me on public transport
Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
FUCK!
- me on public transport
April 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
FUCK!
- me on public transport
Please don’t sit next to me…
Please don’t sit next to me…
FUCK!
- me on public transport
I love hello fresh. I buy it and my husband cooks it.
March 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I love hello fresh. I buy it and my husband cooks it.
Finally coming to terms with the fact that I'm at the age where I need bras that have a front closure.
March 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Finally coming to terms with the fact that I'm at the age where I need bras that have a front closure.
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In our house, mansplaining is what my wife does when she has to say "I'm so sorry about him he just does that" to strangers
March 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
In our house, mansplaining is what my wife does when she has to say "I'm so sorry about him he just does that" to strangers