Traxy
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I could smell the stale cigarette stench through my TV screen.
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I could smell the stale cigarette stench through my TV screen.
Most iconic guitar riff of the last...what...25 years?
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Most iconic guitar riff of the last...what...25 years?
"Why won't you slobs living paycheck to paycheck buy more of our overpriced crap?"
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"Why won't you slobs living paycheck to paycheck buy more of our overpriced crap?"
I feel like I should be getting them in my old Hotmail inbox with a subject line of RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I feel like I should be getting them in my old Hotmail inbox with a subject line of RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:
3rd and 2 with the game on the line, with a 2000 yard back in the backfield and a nearly unstoppable short yardage play, and they went shotgun, didn't even attempt a playaction fake.
Offensive malpractice.
Offensive malpractice.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
3rd and 2 with the game on the line, with a 2000 yard back in the backfield and a nearly unstoppable short yardage play, and they went shotgun, didn't even attempt a playaction fake.
Offensive malpractice.
Offensive malpractice.
George, what the hell is wrong with the Eagles offense?
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
George, what the hell is wrong with the Eagles offense?
Lucy, you are so fucked.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Lucy, you are so fucked.
Anything was a better decision than what they did. Run the Tush Push twice.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Anything was a better decision than what they did. Run the Tush Push twice.
Holy shit, you got Drake AND Frost from Aliens!
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Holy shit, you got Drake AND Frost from Aliens!
Or cement. I'd take cement.
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Or cement. I'd take cement.
"National brand" sounds straight out of a George Orwell novel.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"National brand" sounds straight out of a George Orwell novel.
So the President's official spokesperson is cutting WWE promos now. Great.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
So the President's official spokesperson is cutting WWE promos now. Great.
I've seen grapes with thicker skins than Stephen A Smith.
November 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I've seen grapes with thicker skins than Stephen A Smith.