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Disaster bisexual. I have never been horny and you will ignore all evidence to the contrary. they/them
I'm sorry, am I having an aneurysm or is that really what they wrote?
...I no longer miss Magic: The Gathering, nor remember why I ever cared about it in the first place.
...I no longer miss Magic: The Gathering, nor remember why I ever cared about it in the first place.
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm sorry, am I having an aneurysm or is that really what they wrote?
...I no longer miss Magic: The Gathering, nor remember why I ever cared about it in the first place.
...I no longer miss Magic: The Gathering, nor remember why I ever cared about it in the first place.
This is such a pity-party and only becomes more infuriating the longer you look at it.
"I hate AI as much as everyone else but that don't mean there gotta be consequences when it's me using the slop machine!"
I know self-awareness has been dead for decades but at least stop desecrating the corpse!
"I hate AI as much as everyone else but that don't mean there gotta be consequences when it's me using the slop machine!"
I know self-awareness has been dead for decades but at least stop desecrating the corpse!
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This is such a pity-party and only becomes more infuriating the longer you look at it.
"I hate AI as much as everyone else but that don't mean there gotta be consequences when it's me using the slop machine!"
I know self-awareness has been dead for decades but at least stop desecrating the corpse!
"I hate AI as much as everyone else but that don't mean there gotta be consequences when it's me using the slop machine!"
I know self-awareness has been dead for decades but at least stop desecrating the corpse!
Ever since the first trailer dropped, I knew I was gonna buy this day one lol
November 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Ever since the first trailer dropped, I knew I was gonna buy this day one lol
Love how the rest of the thread is all
"Hey, I'm currently trying to get into these books, and simply didn't knew about Celtic lore before, now everyone yells at me and calls me a braindead bitch, cool."
but it's better to keep the dunks going, it's making us feel so badass, so YEAH, FUCK YOU!!!
"Hey, I'm currently trying to get into these books, and simply didn't knew about Celtic lore before, now everyone yells at me and calls me a braindead bitch, cool."
but it's better to keep the dunks going, it's making us feel so badass, so YEAH, FUCK YOU!!!
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Love how the rest of the thread is all
"Hey, I'm currently trying to get into these books, and simply didn't knew about Celtic lore before, now everyone yells at me and calls me a braindead bitch, cool."
but it's better to keep the dunks going, it's making us feel so badass, so YEAH, FUCK YOU!!!
"Hey, I'm currently trying to get into these books, and simply didn't knew about Celtic lore before, now everyone yells at me and calls me a braindead bitch, cool."
but it's better to keep the dunks going, it's making us feel so badass, so YEAH, FUCK YOU!!!
Oh buddy, is there ever:
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Oh buddy, is there ever:
System Shock (2023) impressions after ~7 hours of play:
The combat is dogshit, the game refuses to tell you what you're supposed to do, and if I keep staring at this bloom'd-up-the-arse neon nightmare I'm gonna bleed my eyes out.
...Yeah, this fucking rules. Game good.
The combat is dogshit, the game refuses to tell you what you're supposed to do, and if I keep staring at this bloom'd-up-the-arse neon nightmare I'm gonna bleed my eyes out.
...Yeah, this fucking rules. Game good.
November 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
System Shock (2023) impressions after ~7 hours of play:
The combat is dogshit, the game refuses to tell you what you're supposed to do, and if I keep staring at this bloom'd-up-the-arse neon nightmare I'm gonna bleed my eyes out.
...Yeah, this fucking rules. Game good.
The combat is dogshit, the game refuses to tell you what you're supposed to do, and if I keep staring at this bloom'd-up-the-arse neon nightmare I'm gonna bleed my eyes out.
...Yeah, this fucking rules. Game good.
L-l-look at me. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as I arrive t-t-two years late to the party.
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
L-l-look at me. A p-p-pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as I arrive t-t-two years late to the party.
24.) Cult of the Lamb
Well, that was a lot less interesting than I had hoped.
I thought the game would actually, like, *do* something with its edgelord premise & aesthetic, but, naaaaaah, that's just the hook it uses to lure you in, and the rest is grinding.
It's an okay grind! But nothing more.
Well, that was a lot less interesting than I had hoped.
I thought the game would actually, like, *do* something with its edgelord premise & aesthetic, but, naaaaaah, that's just the hook it uses to lure you in, and the rest is grinding.
It's an okay grind! But nothing more.
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
24.) Cult of the Lamb
Well, that was a lot less interesting than I had hoped.
I thought the game would actually, like, *do* something with its edgelord premise & aesthetic, but, naaaaaah, that's just the hook it uses to lure you in, and the rest is grinding.
It's an okay grind! But nothing more.
Well, that was a lot less interesting than I had hoped.
I thought the game would actually, like, *do* something with its edgelord premise & aesthetic, but, naaaaaah, that's just the hook it uses to lure you in, and the rest is grinding.
It's an okay grind! But nothing more.
23.) Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo
I wish I had any real explanation for why the game didn't wow me.
Because it doesn't do anything wrong. It did everything I wanted from it. It feels great to play, it has some real clever platforming & puzzles.
But it just ran right through me.
I wish I had any real explanation for why the game didn't wow me.
Because it doesn't do anything wrong. It did everything I wanted from it. It feels great to play, it has some real clever platforming & puzzles.
But it just ran right through me.
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
23.) Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo
I wish I had any real explanation for why the game didn't wow me.
Because it doesn't do anything wrong. It did everything I wanted from it. It feels great to play, it has some real clever platforming & puzzles.
But it just ran right through me.
I wish I had any real explanation for why the game didn't wow me.
Because it doesn't do anything wrong. It did everything I wanted from it. It feels great to play, it has some real clever platforming & puzzles.
But it just ran right through me.
I don't remember why I didn't play this at launch.
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I don't remember why I didn't play this at launch.
Returned to Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo in an attempt at finishing that game, and it remains a strong contender for this year's
"The Greatest Game I Feel Zero Affection For Award"
But the reason for that is very nebulous and ephemeral, so a screenshot is necessary:
"The Greatest Game I Feel Zero Affection For Award"
But the reason for that is very nebulous and ephemeral, so a screenshot is necessary:
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Returned to Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo in an attempt at finishing that game, and it remains a strong contender for this year's
"The Greatest Game I Feel Zero Affection For Award"
But the reason for that is very nebulous and ephemeral, so a screenshot is necessary:
"The Greatest Game I Feel Zero Affection For Award"
But the reason for that is very nebulous and ephemeral, so a screenshot is necessary:
...WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THERE WAS A MECHANICUS II DEMO?!
October 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
...WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THERE WAS A MECHANICUS II DEMO?!
Like, what do you even say to this?
October 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Like, what do you even say to this?
October 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fondly remembering the (wholesome) Twitter meltdowns we had over Violent J being super supportive of his furry daughter and calling out the guy who scammed her, then showing up at the next con in fursuit alongside her.
And that moment was basically the death knell for all ICP slander.
Whoop whoop.
And that moment was basically the death knell for all ICP slander.
Whoop whoop.
October 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fondly remembering the (wholesome) Twitter meltdowns we had over Violent J being super supportive of his furry daughter and calling out the guy who scammed her, then showing up at the next con in fursuit alongside her.
And that moment was basically the death knell for all ICP slander.
Whoop whoop.
And that moment was basically the death knell for all ICP slander.
Whoop whoop.
Legitimately, what else do people think a PI is supposed to *do*?
"Smoking cigarettes in black-&-white" is not a job.
(Also, with alt-text)
"Smoking cigarettes in black-&-white" is not a job.
(Also, with alt-text)
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Legitimately, what else do people think a PI is supposed to *do*?
"Smoking cigarettes in black-&-white" is not a job.
(Also, with alt-text)
"Smoking cigarettes in black-&-white" is not a job.
(Also, with alt-text)
22.) CloverPit
Strangely captivating.
...The game is actually exactly what it looks like, it's really just the "LET'S GO GAMBLING!"-meme, which is also how it became the hot shit on Twitch for precisely one day, and that's it.
But it gets the job done, I can't deny it. There's fun to be had here.
Strangely captivating.
...The game is actually exactly what it looks like, it's really just the "LET'S GO GAMBLING!"-meme, which is also how it became the hot shit on Twitch for precisely one day, and that's it.
But it gets the job done, I can't deny it. There's fun to be had here.
October 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
22.) CloverPit
Strangely captivating.
...The game is actually exactly what it looks like, it's really just the "LET'S GO GAMBLING!"-meme, which is also how it became the hot shit on Twitch for precisely one day, and that's it.
But it gets the job done, I can't deny it. There's fun to be had here.
Strangely captivating.
...The game is actually exactly what it looks like, it's really just the "LET'S GO GAMBLING!"-meme, which is also how it became the hot shit on Twitch for precisely one day, and that's it.
But it gets the job done, I can't deny it. There's fun to be had here.
21.) Digimon Story: Time Stranger
What a strange and frustrating game this was.
I could actually rant at length at how ridiculous it got at the end - but frankly, the game isn't even worth the energy, it's just a Digimon game with completely wack pacing.
...Just play Cyber Sleuth instead.
What a strange and frustrating game this was.
I could actually rant at length at how ridiculous it got at the end - but frankly, the game isn't even worth the energy, it's just a Digimon game with completely wack pacing.
...Just play Cyber Sleuth instead.
October 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
21.) Digimon Story: Time Stranger
What a strange and frustrating game this was.
I could actually rant at length at how ridiculous it got at the end - but frankly, the game isn't even worth the energy, it's just a Digimon game with completely wack pacing.
...Just play Cyber Sleuth instead.
What a strange and frustrating game this was.
I could actually rant at length at how ridiculous it got at the end - but frankly, the game isn't even worth the energy, it's just a Digimon game with completely wack pacing.
...Just play Cyber Sleuth instead.
20.) ENDER MAGNOLIA: Bloom in the Mist
An even better Metroidvania than its predecessor, with great level-design and a degree of openness that's gotten depressingly rare in a genre that used to be known for it.
Had a great time.
...I do not care for the story though. That one's kinda whatever.
An even better Metroidvania than its predecessor, with great level-design and a degree of openness that's gotten depressingly rare in a genre that used to be known for it.
Had a great time.
...I do not care for the story though. That one's kinda whatever.
October 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
20.) ENDER MAGNOLIA: Bloom in the Mist
An even better Metroidvania than its predecessor, with great level-design and a degree of openness that's gotten depressingly rare in a genre that used to be known for it.
Had a great time.
...I do not care for the story though. That one's kinda whatever.
An even better Metroidvania than its predecessor, with great level-design and a degree of openness that's gotten depressingly rare in a genre that used to be known for it.
Had a great time.
...I do not care for the story though. That one's kinda whatever.
This is like a parody of Digimon designs.
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This is like a parody of Digimon designs.
Also: This little shit here.
That guy in the hologram is your Navi-wannabe, your infodump fairy, who tells you to hurry shit up and prevent the apocalypse
EVERY
30
GODDAMN
FUCKING
SECONDS
DURING
EVERY
STORY
MOMENT
WITH
ZERO
EXCEPTIONS
and it's utterly flabbergasting because THAT'S ALL DOES.
That guy in the hologram is your Navi-wannabe, your infodump fairy, who tells you to hurry shit up and prevent the apocalypse
EVERY
30
GODDAMN
FUCKING
SECONDS
DURING
EVERY
STORY
MOMENT
WITH
ZERO
EXCEPTIONS
and it's utterly flabbergasting because THAT'S ALL DOES.
October 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Also: This little shit here.
That guy in the hologram is your Navi-wannabe, your infodump fairy, who tells you to hurry shit up and prevent the apocalypse
EVERY
30
GODDAMN
FUCKING
SECONDS
DURING
EVERY
STORY
MOMENT
WITH
ZERO
EXCEPTIONS
and it's utterly flabbergasting because THAT'S ALL DOES.
That guy in the hologram is your Navi-wannabe, your infodump fairy, who tells you to hurry shit up and prevent the apocalypse
EVERY
30
GODDAMN
FUCKING
SECONDS
DURING
EVERY
STORY
MOMENT
WITH
ZERO
EXCEPTIONS
and it's utterly flabbergasting because THAT'S ALL DOES.
Then again, in Time Stranger I can have WereGarurumon carry me around on his big strong arms.
So maybe this game is actually a 10/10.
So maybe this game is actually a 10/10.
October 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Then again, in Time Stranger I can have WereGarurumon carry me around on his big strong arms.
So maybe this game is actually a 10/10.
So maybe this game is actually a 10/10.
This fucking game.
October 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
This fucking game.
Further gaslighting myself into enjoying the Pathfinder character creator by comparing it to Baldur's Gate 3 with its sad as fuck "This is so streamlined you can fully study it in an hour"-bullshit, at least this one's meaty & exhausting and
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
October 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Further gaslighting myself into enjoying the Pathfinder character creator by comparing it to Baldur's Gate 3 with its sad as fuck "This is so streamlined you can fully study it in an hour"-bullshit, at least this one's meaty & exhausting and
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
Considering that ENDER LILIES did for me what Hollow Knight does for everyone else, it's only logical I check out the 2025 sequel, ehh?
...God, there is still a *lot* of indie Metroidvanias, huh.
...God, there is still a *lot* of indie Metroidvanias, huh.
October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Considering that ENDER LILIES did for me what Hollow Knight does for everyone else, it's only logical I check out the 2025 sequel, ehh?
...God, there is still a *lot* of indie Metroidvanias, huh.
...God, there is still a *lot* of indie Metroidvanias, huh.