Kaleb was really something else. Just beautiful writing.

I think about this often. What if a coach just zagged in 2025 and never went for the midfield 4th down and always kicked field goals on 4th & goal? Would they break the system now? Then I realized they would just be Mike Tomlin and win 8-9 games per year.

Steelers at home. Mike Tomlin as a home dog. This game was very predictable.

I would buy this product today for a chance at this sweepstakes

Andrew Ference was featured on a cereal box? Wow. That is some quality stuff.

The loudest one in the room is the softest one in the room.

As a father, I think it’s a real shame they only want to hear from the moms. I also want to complain about my child’s job performance

The zoo’s marketing plan for fall should just be “Is Jelly really here? No one knows? Come find out. Sponsored by Smuckers.”

“David you’re 59 years old. How about you and I be honest about what we want. You want a famous, sexy wife that keeps you relevant. I want to squeeze the last bit of money out of you that have left. You’re smart. You get that.” - Halle Berry, probably

All the free subscribers definitely need to cross the line

I’m so pumped. Have the day off Friday and rewatched it this week. A classic!

Never stop Buc’n

My 6 year old son at the new Superman. 10 minutes left in the movie, final big fight scene (no spoilers) there is a unique reveal. He just stands up and starts walking out of the movie telling everyone the movie is garbage.