Travis Bursik
@travisbursik.bsky.social
Public librarian, musician, decent dude
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Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
I was hoping to get raptured today but ended up in a house of jealous lovers instead.
September 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I was hoping to get raptured today but ended up in a house of jealous lovers instead.
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seeing a lot of discourse on things like moralistic views of cheating and public shaming and I think we're losing sight of the main point here: a CEO is sad and that's fun.
July 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
seeing a lot of discourse on things like moralistic views of cheating and public shaming and I think we're losing sight of the main point here: a CEO is sad and that's fun.
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this rules
one thing grok didnt say when they trained it to be antisemitic was "free palestine"
July 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
this rules
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in fairness to the vice president, i do think he genuinely gets off on the of trump’s gestapo kidnapping immigrants and terrorizing their communities. he probably can’t shoot if he isn’t watching some ICE thug stick disappear an abuela
July 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
in fairness to the vice president, i do think he genuinely gets off on the of trump’s gestapo kidnapping immigrants and terrorizing their communities. he probably can’t shoot if he isn’t watching some ICE thug stick disappear an abuela
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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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A handheld Nintendo Console that is a marginal but noticeable improvement upon its predecessor with the backdrop of an unnecessary war in the middle east predicated upon the shaky premise of the existence of weapons of mass destruction?
Welcome back, Gameboy Advance SP.
Welcome back, Gameboy Advance SP.
June 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A handheld Nintendo Console that is a marginal but noticeable improvement upon its predecessor with the backdrop of an unnecessary war in the middle east predicated upon the shaky premise of the existence of weapons of mass destruction?
Welcome back, Gameboy Advance SP.
Welcome back, Gameboy Advance SP.
Stamos praying to St. Peter at the gates.
a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is saying `` have mercy ! ''
ALT: a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is saying `` have mercy ! ''
media.tenor.com
June 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Stamos praying to St. Peter at the gates.
I recently saw a guy try and turn into a Target via a left turn into an entrance that is right past a very busy intersection despite there being a number of other options. He had a Yang 2020 sticker on his car, which was very illustrative.
June 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I recently saw a guy try and turn into a Target via a left turn into an entrance that is right past a very busy intersection despite there being a number of other options. He had a Yang 2020 sticker on his car, which was very illustrative.
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Love this dude. Been so wonderful to see him develop. Each album pushes his boat out into deeper and deeper waters.
Hayden Pedigo :: I’ll Be Waving As You Drive Away
aquariumdrunkard.com/2025/06/06/h...
an unintended journey that has seen the guitarist step firmly into his own as a both player and composer, evolving from fingerpicking wunderkind to one of the foremost ambassadors of modern guitar soli
aquariumdrunkard.com/2025/06/06/h...
an unintended journey that has seen the guitarist step firmly into his own as a both player and composer, evolving from fingerpicking wunderkind to one of the foremost ambassadors of modern guitar soli
June 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Love this dude. Been so wonderful to see him develop. Each album pushes his boat out into deeper and deeper waters.
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Forever an inspiration. RIP Ariel Kalma.
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Forever an inspiration. RIP Ariel Kalma.
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The newspaper that gave the world Roger Ebert & published his Pulitzer-winning film criticism for five & a half decades can't be bothered to pay a human freelancer some tiny pittance to compile a summer reading list, so they outsourced it to the free lie generator. I have no joke. This is just sad.
This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to?
May 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The newspaper that gave the world Roger Ebert & published his Pulitzer-winning film criticism for five & a half decades can't be bothered to pay a human freelancer some tiny pittance to compile a summer reading list, so they outsourced it to the free lie generator. I have no joke. This is just sad.
As a kid I always thought this was a photo of George Wendt.
May 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
As a kid I always thought this was a photo of George Wendt.
Goddamn I thought this was Ceaușescu at first.
May 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Goddamn I thought this was Ceaușescu at first.
Guilt to Spill
change a letter, ruin a band
a tribe called queso
a tribe called queso
change a letter, ruin a band
daft junk
daft junk
May 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Guilt to Spill
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
In retrospect, my purchase of popepizzaballa.net was shortsighted.
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
In retrospect, my purchase of popepizzaballa.net was shortsighted.
Black smoke, black shoes, black hat, Cadillac. No new pope today!
May 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Black smoke, black shoes, black hat, Cadillac. No new pope today!
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I personally believe that caring at all who is in the rock and roll hall of fame is a character flaw
May 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I personally believe that caring at all who is in the rock and roll hall of fame is a character flaw
Roses are red
Children make angels in the snow
Children make angels in the snow
Did the New England Patriots team plane just fly to Guantanamo? 👀
April 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Roses are red
Children make angels in the snow
Children make angels in the snow
Very sorry to hear about the passing of David Thomas. I'll get a Spicy Chicken Sandwich and a Frosty on the way home in his honor. 🙏
April 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Very sorry to hear about the passing of David Thomas. I'll get a Spicy Chicken Sandwich and a Frosty on the way home in his honor. 🙏
that scene in there's something about mary when ben stiller is in the bathroom and can't find his load but with a fingernail i just trimmed
April 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
that scene in there's something about mary when ben stiller is in the bathroom and can't find his load but with a fingernail i just trimmed
I know everyone's having a good chuckle at the idea of a Pope Pizzaballa, but of course he would choose a completely different papal name if he accepted the Fisherman's Ring. And he has indicated that it would be Pope Boyardee.
April 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM