You're going to have such a good time. We loved Egypt.

Egypt is so so good! Where are you thinking of going?

Oh she had a great time! Took tree selfies and everything! I'm starting to think I'm one of the few that wouldn't be able to climb a tree if my life quite literally depended on it 😂

My mate who went the next day did have to climb a tree. Rather her than me 😬

Here it is: travelnshit.com/2015/04/21/h... 😊

I went on a safari in Nepal to look for rhinos. They said I needed to be prepared to climb a tree if one took umbrage with us. Fortunately, despite seeing several I didn't have to climb a tree which is great because I can't climb trees. I forgot about that or I'd have used that post for this.

Ohhh it is not cheap! Not at all! Over all, once we'd bought drinks in the evening and tipped the incredible staff we spent over £7000 each. I've heard you can show up to Ushuia and try and get a cancellation or a last minute deal but there's never a guarantee you'll get one.

Oh man! I'm sat here in my damp, West Yorkshire village about to go to work and you've made me wish I was on the other side of the world with my face in a reef 😭 It sounds so magical. But, like you, we've not won the lottery yet so I guess I've got to go and deliver some mail instead.

Actually that Coop has a history of getting us obliterated. Last time we were here was for the Whitfriday Band Contest and drunk-us thought it'd be a splendid idea to buy vodka and for street drinking purposes. Gonna get them to display our mugshots and refuse to sell us any more vodka.

Dinosaur blogger 😂 Love it. Thank you so much for the add 🦕

Since 2010 😊 But only sporadically, when I do something cool or go somewhere awesome.

Maybe it's an unspoken rule; don't mess with the guides. I did wonder if the violence of SA was over exaggerated, like people say to stay away from Colombia but it's actually mostly fine. Is SA as bad as they say then? Would my mother be right to worry for once?

Yeah when I have views like this on a walk I just repeatedly tell myself that I'm doing it fOr ThE cHaLlEnGe so I don't cry.

Oh yeah no me neither. I'm far too socially conditioned to eat anything I can't buy in Tesco. I did try kopi luwak though and I didn't hate it.