Travel & Shit
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📌 West Yorkshire
Sometimes I write shit down 👇
http://travelnshit.com
📌 West Yorkshire
Sometimes I write shit down 👇
http://travelnshit.com
#BarAlfalfa. They even let me do my terrible Spanish which was very nice of them. #Seville
February 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
#BarAlfalfa. They even let me do my terrible Spanish which was very nice of them. #Seville
Tried to order in Spanish. Waitress replied in English 🥲 #Seville #Cruzcampo
February 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tried to order in Spanish. Waitress replied in English 🥲 #Seville #Cruzcampo
Off we fuck to #Seville then! In an uncharacteristic stroke of luck we got to #ManchesterAirport before a train broke down and blocked all the lines. Here's hoping everything else runs smoothly. Last time we were in #Spain Tarrant fell off a segway and broke her leg 🇪🇸 😬
February 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Off we fuck to #Seville then! In an uncharacteristic stroke of luck we got to #ManchesterAirport before a train broke down and blocked all the lines. Here's hoping everything else runs smoothly. Last time we were in #Spain Tarrant fell off a segway and broke her leg 🇪🇸 😬
Two years ago we were in #Caviahue-Copahue in #Argentina putting some of the most incredible scenery in our eyeholes and wallowing in fart water. #Waterfalls, #MonkeyPuzzle trees, #BasaltColumns. All of the eyehole fodder you could ever need.
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February 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Two years ago we were in #Caviahue-Copahue in #Argentina putting some of the most incredible scenery in our eyeholes and wallowing in fart water. #Waterfalls, #MonkeyPuzzle trees, #BasaltColumns. All of the eyehole fodder you could ever need.
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Ventured over the #Pennines into the badlands for date night in the cute village of #Uppermills. Definitely did not need that bottle of vodka we bought from the Coop before stumbling into an Uber and retreating back to West Yorkshire.
February 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Ventured over the #Pennines into the badlands for date night in the cute village of #Uppermills. Definitely did not need that bottle of vodka we bought from the Coop before stumbling into an Uber and retreating back to West Yorkshire.
My partner, Tarrant, who broke her leg in spectacular fashion last September, managed to walk over 1.5 miles without a break last weekend at #Dovestones. The Pennine Way might be of the table for 2025 but perhaps '26 could be the year we throw obnoxious sums of money at high end camping gear again?
February 2, 2025 at 8:03 AM
My partner, Tarrant, who broke her leg in spectacular fashion last September, managed to walk over 1.5 miles without a break last weekend at #Dovestones. The Pennine Way might be of the table for 2025 but perhaps '26 could be the year we throw obnoxious sums of money at high end camping gear again?
I'm feeding the #starlings that visit the garden. They're feathered little thugs that throw everything on the floor, and they don't like the new food I've given them resulting in lots of "EAT MY FAT BALLS YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHITS!" echoing across the lovely, quiet valley we moved to.
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I'm feeding the #starlings that visit the garden. They're feathered little thugs that throw everything on the floor, and they don't like the new food I've given them resulting in lots of "EAT MY FAT BALLS YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHITS!" echoing across the lovely, quiet valley we moved to.
I just thought of another #TravelFood we fell in love with in #Mallora. #PatatasBravas, conjured from the joy of angels manifested into an orange sauce. Also probably paprika. We're going to #Seville in February. Please tell me we can get it there? 🇪🇸
January 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I just thought of another #TravelFood we fell in love with in #Mallora. #PatatasBravas, conjured from the joy of angels manifested into an orange sauce. Also probably paprika. We're going to #Seville in February. Please tell me we can get it there? 🇪🇸
When they say it's going to snow in Brighton they mean there'll be a bit of sad, brown slush and maybe a bus won't run for a day. #WestYorkshire is like, oh were you going to drive somewhere in that little Hyundai of yours? Well good luck getting it through the 15cm of frozen sky juice.
January 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When they say it's going to snow in Brighton they mean there'll be a bit of sad, brown slush and maybe a bus won't run for a day. #WestYorkshire is like, oh were you going to drive somewhere in that little Hyundai of yours? Well good luck getting it through the 15cm of frozen sky juice.
#Ryanair have a liberal definition of "on time" but we're boarding and we're not delayed by three fucking hours so I'll pretty much take it. I think "late by less than an hour" is the new "on time" in today's air travel.
December 31, 2024 at 5:44 PM
#Ryanair have a liberal definition of "on time" but we're boarding and we're not delayed by three fucking hours so I'll pretty much take it. I think "late by less than an hour" is the new "on time" in today's air travel.
I know they have a very important job but it also looks like a shit tonne of fun and now I wish to be an airport snowplow driver.
December 31, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I know they have a very important job but it also looks like a shit tonne of fun and now I wish to be an airport snowplow driver.
We're flying out of Sandefjord Airport Torp as it has direct flights to Manchester today. Just on our way there now. Given our general luck with transport at the moment, what could possibly go wrong?
December 31, 2024 at 2:10 PM
We're flying out of Sandefjord Airport Torp as it has direct flights to Manchester today. Just on our way there now. Given our general luck with transport at the moment, what could possibly go wrong?
#Oslo is very much a place you can just walk around whilst gawping upwards at cool buildings. My local friend hates the Munch museum building. I low key quite like it but then I don't have to look at it all the time. Also Munch isn't pronounced munch at all so I must have looked like a twat.
December 31, 2024 at 1:29 PM
#Oslo is very much a place you can just walk around whilst gawping upwards at cool buildings. My local friend hates the Munch museum building. I low key quite like it but then I don't have to look at it all the time. Also Munch isn't pronounced munch at all so I must have looked like a twat.
The Norsk Folkemusem is a great way to spend a couple of hours. Definitely obsessed enough with this stave church to buy several souvenirs emblazoned with the image. Also is #catsofbluesky a thing yet? Because this fluffy roundboi in prime petting position deserves a mention #Oslo
December 31, 2024 at 8:29 AM
The Norsk Folkemusem is a great way to spend a couple of hours. Definitely obsessed enough with this stave church to buy several souvenirs emblazoned with the image. Also is #catsofbluesky a thing yet? Because this fluffy roundboi in prime petting position deserves a mention #Oslo
A roundabout in Oslo has a statue of a Santa holding a dildo. I think it's meant to be a Christmas tree but it's a Paul Mccarthy sculpture and he's responsible for the butt plug Xmas tree in Paris. Also I initially read it as "Paul McCartney" and though fuck me, he's branched out!
December 30, 2024 at 12:16 PM
A roundabout in Oslo has a statue of a Santa holding a dildo. I think it's meant to be a Christmas tree but it's a Paul Mccarthy sculpture and he's responsible for the butt plug Xmas tree in Paris. Also I initially read it as "Paul McCartney" and though fuck me, he's branched out!
Nothing like a £10 pint (kr148 for 60cl in local money) after cryogenically freezing all of your internal organs in the fjord. Tarrant didn't partake because she's a bit more sensible. She just stayed in the pub drinking Frydenlund Pilsner. #Oslo
December 29, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Nothing like a £10 pint (kr148 for 60cl in local money) after cryogenically freezing all of your internal organs in the fjord. Tarrant didn't partake because she's a bit more sensible. She just stayed in the pub drinking Frydenlund Pilsner. #Oslo
#Oslo has floating saunas. You can sit in a hot room until your piercings heat up then you can get in the water which was today was 3°. Didn't think this would be my thing but I'm a sucker for a local experience. Turns out it's exhilarating despite the fact you could cut glass with my nipples.
December 29, 2024 at 8:18 AM
#Oslo has floating saunas. You can sit in a hot room until your piercings heat up then you can get in the water which was today was 3°. Didn't think this would be my thing but I'm a sucker for a local experience. Turns out it's exhilarating despite the fact you could cut glass with my nipples.
#Oslo so far has been worth the wait. They casually have an ice rink in the city. Some cracking architecture. Saw The Scream though a mate pointed out that it looks like it slipped in the frame. Also confirmed that I still don't understand modern art, like, at all.
December 29, 2024 at 8:13 AM
#Oslo so far has been worth the wait. They casually have an ice rink in the city. Some cracking architecture. Saw The Scream though a mate pointed out that it looks like it slipped in the frame. Also confirmed that I still don't understand modern art, like, at all.
Nearly three hours delayed thanks to fog but we're on the plane. Jesus fuck though, airports are an expensive place to kill time!
December 27, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Nearly three hours delayed thanks to fog but we're on the plane. Jesus fuck though, airports are an expensive place to kill time!
We are airside! We got here too early because we didn't trust the trains not to fuck up. They were perfect, obviously just to spite us, and we had to wait an hour to get airside. But we're here. Unlike our plane. Which won't be here for hours #Oslo
December 27, 2024 at 3:17 PM
We are airside! We got here too early because we didn't trust the trains not to fuck up. They were perfect, obviously just to spite us, and we had to wait an hour to get airside. But we're here. Unlike our plane. Which won't be here for hours #Oslo
Fuckery #1: Woke up to notifications from EasyJet that the flight will be delayed due to fog.
Fuckery #2: I knocked the "lucky" horseshoe off the door frame with a mop handle and it landed on my head.
#CursedTravel
Fuckery #2: I knocked the "lucky" horseshoe off the door frame with a mop handle and it landed on my head.
#CursedTravel
December 27, 2024 at 8:58 AM
Fuckery #1: Woke up to notifications from EasyJet that the flight will be delayed due to fog.
Fuckery #2: I knocked the "lucky" horseshoe off the door frame with a mop handle and it landed on my head.
#CursedTravel
Fuckery #2: I knocked the "lucky" horseshoe off the door frame with a mop handle and it landed on my head.
#CursedTravel
Ten years ago today my visa for #India was granted. What followed was an absolute life changer of a trip. Fucking hated the place for the first couple of weeks then I settled in, it got right under my skin in a non-scabies way, and I still miss everything about it to this day #travel #wanderlust
November 21, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Ten years ago today my visa for #India was granted. What followed was an absolute life changer of a trip. Fucking hated the place for the first couple of weeks then I settled in, it got right under my skin in a non-scabies way, and I still miss everything about it to this day #travel #wanderlust
I think someone just Google-imaged "Brighton beach" so they'd have a nice image for their mass produced magnet and basically buggered it up 😂
November 19, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I think someone just Google-imaged "Brighton beach" so they'd have a nice image for their mass produced magnet and basically buggered it up 😂