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languages and primatology enthusiast. grumpy bartender. metal writer. queer anarchist slvt. vegan. 18+, SWERFS/TERFS fuck off. she/they.
just made lunch for my family and made garlic mayo, they tried it and loved it but 2/3 asked why it was spicy and i was like ?? there’s no chilli? that’s garlic? only one of them is white lmao
May 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
just made lunch for my family and made garlic mayo, they tried it and loved it but 2/3 asked why it was spicy and i was like ?? there’s no chilli? that’s garlic? only one of them is white lmao
just got the most wholesome flashback to being out for drinks with a partner for my birthday when this absolutely adorable, gigantic puppy came over to us and while her companion kept apologising we were both like NO WE LOVE HER
March 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
just got the most wholesome flashback to being out for drinks with a partner for my birthday when this absolutely adorable, gigantic puppy came over to us and while her companion kept apologising we were both like NO WE LOVE HER
new relationships are so wild because i keep finding myself realising how relaxed i feel around a new partner and it’s still so weird being treated nicely after a long series of shitty relationships
March 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
new relationships are so wild because i keep finding myself realising how relaxed i feel around a new partner and it’s still so weird being treated nicely after a long series of shitty relationships
dude in a tie dye “live laugh love” hoodie just got on the bus and i’m hoping he gets off soon so i don’t have to look at that monstrosity for the next 30 minutes
March 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
dude in a tie dye “live laugh love” hoodie just got on the bus and i’m hoping he gets off soon so i don’t have to look at that monstrosity for the next 30 minutes
it’s actually impossible to feel sad if you get high at 9am and listen to three 6 mafia
March 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
it’s actually impossible to feel sad if you get high at 9am and listen to three 6 mafia
i’ve suffered from disordered eating for a decade, i gained weight during lockdown and my ex made me feel like shit about it. i lost weight and everyone started complimenting me, then last year i was hospitalised four times and now everyone keeps commenting on my weight again. please fuck off.
March 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
i’ve suffered from disordered eating for a decade, i gained weight during lockdown and my ex made me feel like shit about it. i lost weight and everyone started complimenting me, then last year i was hospitalised four times and now everyone keeps commenting on my weight again. please fuck off.
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new Worst Job In America just dropped
March 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
new Worst Job In America just dropped
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If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
March 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
ngl seeing people change their political positions so fast it’s like you barely blinked is insane because it’s just such a clear indication that their brain is a smooth sponge desperately absorbing whatever comes its way. zero backbone and zero capability of actual cognition
March 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
ngl seeing people change their political positions so fast it’s like you barely blinked is insane because it’s just such a clear indication that their brain is a smooth sponge desperately absorbing whatever comes its way. zero backbone and zero capability of actual cognition
just got told i’m “such a vegan” because i’m snacking on fruit with tajín lmao??
March 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
just got told i’m “such a vegan” because i’m snacking on fruit with tajín lmao??
“what are your birthday plans?”
just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time
March 9, 2025 at 9:45 AM
“what are your birthday plans?”
made a private account: @lagrimasdelujuria
February 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
made a private account: @lagrimasdelujuria
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"Buckle in, because it's gonna get demonic." Vacuous release their new album In His Blood on Friday via Relapse Records.
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Vacuous - In His Blood | Album Review - Noizze UK | Live Music | Reviews | Interviews | Podcasts
From myriad influences comes Vacuous and their new release "In His Blood." Buckle in because it's gonna get demonic.
www.noizze.co.uk
February 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"Buckle in, because it's gonna get demonic." Vacuous release their new album In His Blood on Friday via Relapse Records.
www.noizze.co.uk/vacuous-in-h...
www.noizze.co.uk/vacuous-in-h...
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why do ppl still feel the need to make unsolicited comments about my weight lol. i was in hospital multiple times last year, pls leave me alone
February 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
why do ppl still feel the need to make unsolicited comments about my weight lol. i was in hospital multiple times last year, pls leave me alone
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These people are genuinely delusional
February 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
These people are genuinely delusional
i’m depressed as shit and keep distracting myself by making high effort dinners. at what point is this supposed to start working
February 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
i’m depressed as shit and keep distracting myself by making high effort dinners. at what point is this supposed to start working
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BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
February 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
if you ever feel dumb just remember you didn’t go on multiple dates with someone before realising you matched on a dating app 6 years ago looool
February 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
if you ever feel dumb just remember you didn’t go on multiple dates with someone before realising you matched on a dating app 6 years ago looool
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i learned how to cook from my mum and i now feel like an idiot bc i went against her advice on how much chilli powder to add to snacks i was making last night. 12 hours later i feel like satan has made his forever home in my stomach
February 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
i learned how to cook from my mum and i now feel like an idiot bc i went against her advice on how much chilli powder to add to snacks i was making last night. 12 hours later i feel like satan has made his forever home in my stomach
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Creating a participatory authoritarian state and Gamifying the destruction of government and democracy sure is something else.
February 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Creating a participatory authoritarian state and Gamifying the destruction of government and democracy sure is something else.
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If you are using Signal, and you are doing something the government considers illegal, the way they are going to read your messages about it is they'll arrest the person you sent the messages *to* and make them show the logs. We see this technique appear repeatedly in "Jan. 6" court filings.
February 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
If you are using Signal, and you are doing something the government considers illegal, the way they are going to read your messages about it is they'll arrest the person you sent the messages *to* and make them show the logs. We see this technique appear repeatedly in "Jan. 6" court filings.
i’m laughing at the ongoing lube discourse, also disappointed but not surprised at the amount of people embarrassing themselves with the anti-lube takes
February 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i’m laughing at the ongoing lube discourse, also disappointed but not surprised at the amount of people embarrassing themselves with the anti-lube takes
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States