I got so many bites on my torso/neck rn that wearing a bra is like, painful? So obviously I wore the one that’s tightest and most likely to cause pain today teehee
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I got so many bites on my torso/neck rn that wearing a bra is like, painful? So obviously I wore the one that’s tightest and most likely to cause pain today teehee
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Told @justdustyrhodes.com and another friend that my two partners want to shoot me with a BB gun and not only were both of them like “…can I come” but also both independently made jokes about me being put to death by a BB gun firing squad. Send help everyone wants me dead
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Told @justdustyrhodes.com and another friend that my two partners want to shoot me with a BB gun and not only were both of them like “…can I come” but also both independently made jokes about me being put to death by a BB gun firing squad. Send help everyone wants me dead
Beyond fixing a bunch of shit I just asked for advice on fixing, mf stays at my house enough to have the app for all my lights & since I’ve talked about how hard of a time I have getting up, he set up my 2 bedroom lights to turn on automatically at different times & days matching my wfh schedule 😭
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Beyond fixing a bunch of shit I just asked for advice on fixing, mf stays at my house enough to have the app for all my lights & since I’ve talked about how hard of a time I have getting up, he set up my 2 bedroom lights to turn on automatically at different times & days matching my wfh schedule 😭
S looked at me today while I was working and was like “imagine if you had a job you actually liked” because, wait for it, I excitedly explained the psuedomembrane that is sometimes present in diphtheria LOL
November 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
S looked at me today while I was working and was like “imagine if you had a job you actually liked” because, wait for it, I excitedly explained the psuedomembrane that is sometimes present in diphtheria LOL
So one of the whackest things about me is that in one of my relationships the moment I knew I was like, caring about this person for Real was in the moment that they turned to me and unprompted said “she strogan me off til I beef” and I almost fell off his bike laughing, right?
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
So one of the whackest things about me is that in one of my relationships the moment I knew I was like, caring about this person for Real was in the moment that they turned to me and unprompted said “she strogan me off til I beef” and I almost fell off his bike laughing, right?
Who up sending they boyfriend instagram reels about really big bolts
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Who up sending they boyfriend instagram reels about really big bolts
Did you guys know cocking a shotgun after shooting an extra explosive round feels good as fuck just wondering
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Did you guys know cocking a shotgun after shooting an extra explosive round feels good as fuck just wondering
Got home and this has been the trajectory: eat a grilled cheese, play videogames, get unbelievably stoned, jack off a bunch and then get into bed and put my heating pad on my neck. Like this is It
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Got home and this has been the trajectory: eat a grilled cheese, play videogames, get unbelievably stoned, jack off a bunch and then get into bed and put my heating pad on my neck. Like this is It
Got an unexpected ? Compliment I guess from S and like full body blushed earlier because it caught me so off guard ? Can’t even tell you the last time that’s happened lol
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Got an unexpected ? Compliment I guess from S and like full body blushed earlier because it caught me so off guard ? Can’t even tell you the last time that’s happened lol
Fried sage on my wretched nighttime tuna wrap idk im out here
October 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fried sage on my wretched nighttime tuna wrap idk im out here
Strongly could not focus on work this morning because i was locked in on thinking about eating ass. Huh?????
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Strongly could not focus on work this morning because i was locked in on thinking about eating ass. Huh?????
Tell me why the second skin I had on from getting tattooed on Saturday is only starting to bother me at 1am when I’m trying to sleep
October 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Tell me why the second skin I had on from getting tattooed on Saturday is only starting to bother me at 1am when I’m trying to sleep
I do not know what the fuck it is lately but I’m so angsty and depressed I’m getting the urge to reopen a priv tumblr I used to go to to scream that like two people were on
October 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I do not know what the fuck it is lately but I’m so angsty and depressed I’m getting the urge to reopen a priv tumblr I used to go to to scream that like two people were on
Playing a toxic little game where I am not reaching out to anyone to make plans that I’ve BEEN trying to make plans with but I’ll hang if they initiate and obviously this is only going to hurt my feelings
September 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Playing a toxic little game where I am not reaching out to anyone to make plans that I’ve BEEN trying to make plans with but I’ll hang if they initiate and obviously this is only going to hurt my feelings
I’m tired so i know that’s colouring this significantly but feeling like I made a mistake coming here this time idk. Feeling bummed abt things I can’t change
August 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m tired so i know that’s colouring this significantly but feeling like I made a mistake coming here this time idk. Feeling bummed abt things I can’t change
Got S & T both whose parents are varying flavours of antivax (lol?!?) to both go get a bunch of vaccines lmfao I’m a public health hero
July 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Got S & T both whose parents are varying flavours of antivax (lol?!?) to both go get a bunch of vaccines lmfao I’m a public health hero
Polyamory of the day: went to the greenhouse w W & Y which was SO adorable, now T and S both just sent me pictures of T’s new slutty pj’s with wildly differing captions and I got to compliment her and be derogatory to them in the same breath about it which is the ideal social interaction for me
June 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Polyamory of the day: went to the greenhouse w W & Y which was SO adorable, now T and S both just sent me pictures of T’s new slutty pj’s with wildly differing captions and I got to compliment her and be derogatory to them in the same breath about it which is the ideal social interaction for me
Been thinking about what’s the right wording for a well-wishing text message to send to someone you l*ve and their fiancé in the gc on the morning of their wedding that you’re not invited to lololol
June 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Been thinking about what’s the right wording for a well-wishing text message to send to someone you l*ve and their fiancé in the gc on the morning of their wedding that you’re not invited to lololol
I’m sure this was more of a dunk on the cost-benefit of paying a lot for this fancy meal but my partner told me yesterday whilst sitting on my floor eating leftover risotto I’d made that they were enjoying it more than a Michelin star restaurant’s tasting menu they’d had the night before
June 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’m sure this was more of a dunk on the cost-benefit of paying a lot for this fancy meal but my partner told me yesterday whilst sitting on my floor eating leftover risotto I’d made that they were enjoying it more than a Michelin star restaurant’s tasting menu they’d had the night before
I hated hated hated having long hair and honestly the length it is now feels like it’s pushing it sometimes but S told me I should grow it out a little longer so they can French braid it better and I unfortunately probably will because that’s cute as hell
June 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I hated hated hated having long hair and honestly the length it is now feels like it’s pushing it sometimes but S told me I should grow it out a little longer so they can French braid it better and I unfortunately probably will because that’s cute as hell
The literal only things lately that have put me to sleep without me going ins*ne for 1-3 hours partially over my dripping bathtub faucet are the various threesomes I’ve been having and like it’s not sustainable for that to be the only thing to get me to fucking sleep bro
June 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The literal only things lately that have put me to sleep without me going ins*ne for 1-3 hours partially over my dripping bathtub faucet are the various threesomes I’ve been having and like it’s not sustainable for that to be the only thing to get me to fucking sleep bro
I have nobody to talk to about this but imagine my joy in having an errant “I wonder what Mike Fielding and the others of the mighty booth cast are up to” only to have him and Rich Fulcher show up in episodes of the completely made up adventures of Dick Turpin 🥲
June 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I have nobody to talk to about this but imagine my joy in having an errant “I wonder what Mike Fielding and the others of the mighty booth cast are up to” only to have him and Rich Fulcher show up in episodes of the completely made up adventures of Dick Turpin 🥲
Accidentally dyed my pubes into a pink triangle during pride month like brother lmao
June 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Accidentally dyed my pubes into a pink triangle during pride month like brother lmao
My boyfriend’s wife sending me pics of her and one of my best friends who she’s staying with rn is so fucking cute I love polyamory boys
June 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My boyfriend’s wife sending me pics of her and one of my best friends who she’s staying with rn is so fucking cute I love polyamory boys