Thwarp, Stormkeld Stunt Double
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Thwarp, Stormkeld Stunt Double
@trash-artificer.bsky.social
She/Her 31
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MTG, DND, and ttrpg art
6 mana 6/6 appreciator
I draw monsters and women and monster women (and dinosaurs)
18+

On a giant drawing side quest, to try to be a Lorwyn ambassador.
#GiantAmbassador
https://linktr.ee/Thwarp
Doodled some lil guys at the union meeting
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I look nice today, even for garage work
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
How did Wilds of Eldraine come out like two years ago.
And it wasn‘t until a couple of days ago that I saw the Stormkeld environmental concept art

When my Eldraine mini campaign swung through, I described it more like oversized ye’ olde German town in the sky
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“And what are you gonna do about it?”

Lil discord doodle of Mardrid picking on Ez
(@mothdoesthings.bsky.social‘s angy creature)
#ocart #oc #DnDCharacter
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
So I needed a Temur Ascendancy placeholder
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Damn, I am sorry
Health issues are the worst

I can’t do much to help, but here have a pic of this tiny beast I met recently.
She made the quietest little meows to get out attention, it was so cute
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I can have a little engagement bait, as a treat ✨

Also I am genuinely curious
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
On the CommandZoe stream yesterday, someone in chat called Temur Ascendancy ‘Thwarp Ascendancy‘

And
1: whoever you were, yes you were correct
2: I have a silly art idea
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If they made a movie about the cool stompy MTG players like me
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If the hybrid mana rule does end up changing, I’m putting dollar store Prime Time in so many decks

It doesn’t ramp, but the card selection is great
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
New MTG format just dropped
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
agree

We have a bunch of draw & targeted burn giants, we need more guys like Thundercloud Shaman
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Not as much car progress today, but I did press the universal joint out of the driveshaft.

good thing to, this thing is *fucked*
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is probably my spiciest deck

I built her as a lifegain/lifedrain deck, with aristocrats & “big ass X spells“ themes.

She makes a truly obscene amount of bugs, which I can use as sac targets & lifegain.
So most of the 99 is “when you gain life” pieces and bug mulchers (and land ramp)
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
YEA!
My silly ass ferocious+monarchy deck was on her first stream, and won!

🫛🌩️mascot deck success👑✨
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
No post stream selfie today

But have the pre and post stream doodle.
+ the big boney Infinitoken that was the last bit of power I needed to win the first game
@infinitokens.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
*confused noises*
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I took the coloration idea from burnt titanium, to imply that
Ya know.
*it’s probably hot*
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I ended up really digging this idea as a #Phyrexian Inferno Titan.
And took another pass to get the look right.

Atrocious, I love it.
I’m gonna go with this idea for my Inferno Titan #GiantAmbassador art
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
okay, car on stands so I can fit underneath it.
Driveshaft out.
Gas tank out & drained.

I still need to chip the hell grease off of the transmission, so I can unbolt that. But that’ll be tomorrow Thwarp’s problem
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“together we can stomp the competition“
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I need to start tearing down the underside of the Plymouth.
I need to
-to rebuild the transmission
-rebuild the suspension
-seal the gas tank
-replace a brake line
-de rust/paint the undercarriage

I know I‘ll be able to put it back together, but I keep having the “It will be apart forever” anxiety
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idk, this aesthetic would be cool as hell for one
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Tell Tezz to come get his shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I do sometimes wonder if VA Minguez (or the WOE concept artists) and I both took inspiration from the 2021 “Constable of the Realm“ card for out sky giants

I thought the cloud hair/sky skin tones were a fun touch, so I adopted it my redesigns

Then Beluna & co came out with a very similar aesthetic
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM