John Baggett
@trapperjohn1210.bsky.social
Providing answers to questions no one asked since 1981. (He/Him/His)
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I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
September 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I will not go down the Garth Brooks is a serial killer rabbit hole.
I will not go down the Garth Brooks is a serial killers rabbit hole.
I will not…oh, fuck it. I’m going down the rabbit hole.
I will not go down the Garth Brooks is a serial killers rabbit hole.
I will not…oh, fuck it. I’m going down the rabbit hole.
August 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I will not go down the Garth Brooks is a serial killer rabbit hole.
I will not go down the Garth Brooks is a serial killers rabbit hole.
I will not…oh, fuck it. I’m going down the rabbit hole.
I will not go down the Garth Brooks is a serial killers rabbit hole.
I will not…oh, fuck it. I’m going down the rabbit hole.
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Kamala Harris wouldn’t be doing this shit.
June 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kamala Harris wouldn’t be doing this shit.
I know it wasn’t a contest but this person won yesterday.
June 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I know it wasn’t a contest but this person won yesterday.
I have seen 8647 as a meme so many times, I’m surprised I haven’t seen Trump sign an executive order abolishing the numbers 8, 6, 4, and 7.
May 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I have seen 8647 as a meme so many times, I’m surprised I haven’t seen Trump sign an executive order abolishing the numbers 8, 6, 4, and 7.
I somehow got logged out of this fucking place and I just got logged back in. What have I missed?
May 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I somehow got logged out of this fucking place and I just got logged back in. What have I missed?
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March 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I made my Oscar picks and forgot to put them here. If the Academy picked the same ones as I did, I’ll be more shocked than everyone else.
March 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I made my Oscar picks and forgot to put them here. If the Academy picked the same ones as I did, I’ll be more shocked than everyone else.
I saw someone on TikTok call Trump “Pumpkin Spice Palpatine” and I laughed so fucking hard.
March 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I saw someone on TikTok call Trump “Pumpkin Spice Palpatine” and I laughed so fucking hard.
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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial Eng...
theonion.com
February 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
People keep convincing the current administration to Hitler. I’ve seen someone complain it to McCarthy. But I want you all to consider comparing it to Caligula. That just feels right.
February 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
People keep convincing the current administration to Hitler. I’ve seen someone complain it to McCarthy. But I want you all to consider comparing it to Caligula. That just feels right.
I remember Chumbawumba as a one hit wonder. But I also knew they had a back catalogue of albums before and after the hit. I decided to actually check them out and I’m glad I started this journey.
January 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I remember Chumbawumba as a one hit wonder. But I also knew they had a back catalogue of albums before and after the hit. I decided to actually check them out and I’m glad I started this journey.
I apologize for the phone I shared. Here’s a pic of Bruno to amend for it.
January 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I apologize for the phone I shared. Here’s a pic of Bruno to amend for it.
Anyone want a drink or seven right now?
January 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Anyone want a drink or seven right now?
Are you a horror movie fan? Are you a Broadway fan? Cool. Did y’all know there was a musical of Teeth? Now you do.
January 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Are you a horror movie fan? Are you a Broadway fan? Cool. Did y’all know there was a musical of Teeth? Now you do.
I say this as someone in the US who went to an actual store and paid cash money for a physical CD of Robbie Williams music…I don’t want to see a biopic of him being played by a cgi monkey as much as I want to see footage of the pitch meeting that led to this.
January 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I say this as someone in the US who went to an actual store and paid cash money for a physical CD of Robbie Williams music…I don’t want to see a biopic of him being played by a cgi monkey as much as I want to see footage of the pitch meeting that led to this.