Emma Evans
@trance.bsky.social
Professional Dominatrix and erotic hypnotic Mistress
Making the world a little better, one orgasm at a time
She/Her
https://cash.app/$MistressEmma
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3LT3Y04L704R1
NiteFlirt.com/Trance
Making the world a little better, one orgasm at a time
She/Her
https://cash.app/$MistressEmma
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3LT3Y04L704R1
NiteFlirt.com/Trance
Reposted by Emma Evans
Bullies in an empty playground
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Bullies in an empty playground
Wherein it is obvious that dear Southpaw is ...not a woman.
She’s certainly getting unusual amenities, but I have to say the choice to lead this piece with “unlimited toilet paper” is fuckin bizarre.
Apparently, Ghislaine Maxwell is living it up in prison with unlimited toilet paper. Here’s what we know about her alleged special privileges at her new federal prison camp in Texas.
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Wherein it is obvious that dear Southpaw is ...not a woman.
Wo xiang mei er, mei xin, bian shitou
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Wo xiang mei er, mei xin, bian shitou
surgery for Leia the cat tomorrow for a feeding tube she has gotten worse
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
surgery for Leia the cat tomorrow for a feeding tube she has gotten worse
Reposted by Emma Evans
brb getting ralph tattooed
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
brb getting ralph tattooed
Reposted by Emma Evans
these are not even the files lol
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
these are not even the files lol
Reposted by Emma Evans
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
Reposted by Emma Evans
Reposted by Emma Evans
I can't even fathom what January will look like, except probably very bad for the Trump regime.
Absent a major black swan event, I don't see a path to power consolidation for them at this point.
For a number of reasons, not just Epstein.
(Thread)
Absent a major black swan event, I don't see a path to power consolidation for them at this point.
For a number of reasons, not just Epstein.
(Thread)
The timetable evidently has been accelerated.
What's your new predication for when we get to January?
I'll just throw a random one out there: They do release the Epstein files but only after Trump had time to preemptively pardon himself and he tells his base he had to cause it was a Dem smear job.
What's your new predication for when we get to January?
I'll just throw a random one out there: They do release the Epstein files but only after Trump had time to preemptively pardon himself and he tells his base he had to cause it was a Dem smear job.
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I can't even fathom what January will look like, except probably very bad for the Trump regime.
Absent a major black swan event, I don't see a path to power consolidation for them at this point.
For a number of reasons, not just Epstein.
(Thread)
Absent a major black swan event, I don't see a path to power consolidation for them at this point.
For a number of reasons, not just Epstein.
(Thread)
Reposted by Emma Evans
of all the people I expected to make excuses for pedophiles, Jesse Singal is certainly one of them
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
of all the people I expected to make excuses for pedophiles, Jesse Singal is certainly one of them
Reposted by Emma Evans
Jesus Christ in the midst of Epstein-o-rama I nearly fucking forgot that Chuck Schumer tripled my health insurance costs for the sake of the Senate rule that lets them pretend to support popular legislation while at the same time letting it get killed for their wealthy donors.
funny thing is the dems coming out to say protecting the filibuster is so important wouldn't be so bad if they were willing to scrap the virtual filibuster and force a return to the talking filibuster but these fuckers who refuse to skip a three day weekend are never gonna do that either
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Jesus Christ in the midst of Epstein-o-rama I nearly fucking forgot that Chuck Schumer tripled my health insurance costs for the sake of the Senate rule that lets them pretend to support popular legislation while at the same time letting it get killed for their wealthy donors.
Reposted by Emma Evans
Dropping promo materials soon! My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Dropping promo materials soon! My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Reposted by Emma Evans
I was doing legal document retrieval in DC during the Clinton/Lewinsky/Whitewater stuff. This is SO true.
The kids won't remember but the dc press served as ken starr's personal PR firm and basically elevated him to sainthood
Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I was doing legal document retrieval in DC during the Clinton/Lewinsky/Whitewater stuff. This is SO true.
Reposted by Emma Evans
Jasmine Crockett: "If people decide that they want to continue to support person who may be a pedophile themselves or a person who obviously is covering on pedophiles, that's on them. But they should at least know the devil they decided to pick."
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Jasmine Crockett: "If people decide that they want to continue to support person who may be a pedophile themselves or a person who obviously is covering on pedophiles, that's on them. But they should at least know the devil they decided to pick."
Reposted by Emma Evans
I'm raising funds to support Scarleteen and y'all got me to my initial $1,000 goal so quickly that I want to push for $1,500! Thanks to a donor matching overall donations up to $10,000 if we GET to $10,000, your dollars will count twice if you help us reach our goal.
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
Our direct services are world-famous, award-winning, and provided by real people who care deeply for the young people visiting us to ask for help. Help us raise $40,000 to support the health care needs of the people doing this work. www.classy.org/campaign/scarl...
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm raising funds to support Scarleteen and y'all got me to my initial $1,000 goal so quickly that I want to push for $1,500! Thanks to a donor matching overall donations up to $10,000 if we GET to $10,000, your dollars will count twice if you help us reach our goal.
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
www.classy.org/fundraiser/6...
that was the only eating she did, trying to get food into her before the vet again, and her medications.
Today at the vet we'll be evaluating a feeding tube and it will probably be going that route but idk, we'll see what they say
😣
Today at the vet we'll be evaluating a feeding tube and it will probably be going that route but idk, we'll see what they say
😣
SHE IS EATING
She started cleaning herself which she hasn't been, so I put some of the food on her fur several times
this last time she cleaned it off and went, oh shit I'm hungry
AND SHE IS FUCKING EATING ON HER OWN RIGHT NOW
not just licking up gravy EATING FUCKING FOOD
She started cleaning herself which she hasn't been, so I put some of the food on her fur several times
this last time she cleaned it off and went, oh shit I'm hungry
AND SHE IS FUCKING EATING ON HER OWN RIGHT NOW
not just licking up gravy EATING FUCKING FOOD
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
that was the only eating she did, trying to get food into her before the vet again, and her medications.
Today at the vet we'll be evaluating a feeding tube and it will probably be going that route but idk, we'll see what they say
😣
Today at the vet we'll be evaluating a feeding tube and it will probably be going that route but idk, we'll see what they say
😣
Reposted by Emma Evans
I no longer hold a safe space for white people to unlearn bigoted and biased behaviors. I've long chosen not to put up with anyone's sh*t across the board. That's the only way some of you hard-headed mothers’ fckrs are going to learn.
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I no longer hold a safe space for white people to unlearn bigoted and biased behaviors. I've long chosen not to put up with anyone's sh*t across the board. That's the only way some of you hard-headed mothers’ fckrs are going to learn.
I hope that the building was built after 1940
This is another example of what has become one of the most dangerous — yet underreported — aspects of the Trump Administration: they fire people who tell the truth.
Trump administration prepares to fire worker for TV interview about SNAP
The employee warned that the shutdown could have negative impacts on the millions of Americans who rely on the federal government to put food on the table.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I hope that the building was built after 1940
She Left the Left for Fascism—and Got Eaten Alive by the Right
YouTube video by Dark Brandon
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Rape is bad and evil.
I know this seems like an obvious statement...
I know this seems like an obvious statement...
November 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Rape is bad and evil.
I know this seems like an obvious statement...
I know this seems like an obvious statement...
Reposted by Emma Evans
Part 65 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
17th-century Pistols disguised as Keys. Meant for Jailers for self defense or sounding the alarm they would dangle on the same ring as the jails keys.
17th-century Pistols disguised as Keys. Meant for Jailers for self defense or sounding the alarm they would dangle on the same ring as the jails keys.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Part 65 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg
17th-century Pistols disguised as Keys. Meant for Jailers for self defense or sounding the alarm they would dangle on the same ring as the jails keys.
17th-century Pistols disguised as Keys. Meant for Jailers for self defense or sounding the alarm they would dangle on the same ring as the jails keys.
Reposted by Emma Evans
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Reposted by Emma Evans
in online corners like these I think people largely recognize how credulous, unprincipled opposition to "wokeness" functioned as lightly papered over defenses of impunity, but it's one of those drums people should probably start beating for normies
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
in online corners like these I think people largely recognize how credulous, unprincipled opposition to "wokeness" functioned as lightly papered over defenses of impunity, but it's one of those drums people should probably start beating for normies
Reposted by Emma Evans
Jeffrey Epstein's sub-literacy is what makes Bill Barr's father's decision to hire him to teach at the prestigious Dalton School (even though Epstein didn't have a college degree) all the more odd.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Jeffrey Epstein's sub-literacy is what makes Bill Barr's father's decision to hire him to teach at the prestigious Dalton School (even though Epstein didn't have a college degree) all the more odd.