Oh, Lawd! I've died and gone to Heaven.

Someone from the UK used it months ago to describe him and now it's the only descriptor I use. It's fitting. 😅

Oops! That makes sense. I didn't realize King Charles and the tangerine wankmaggot shared the same birth date. That's unfortunate. #NoTyrants

You might want to add any user name that starts with "Orlandus," too. Russian disinformation videos are being circulated by Orlandus.bsky.social. There are a few Orlandus accounts with no posts, comments, media, etc. It's probably safe to assume they'll be used at a later date for the same purpose.

Ah, my mistake. They looked orange-ish... like his cabinet members.

~clutching pearls~ Don't you blaspheme those sweet potato fries!!

Eggscellent. 🥚 All I know is that those mother pluckin' ghetto/spa chicks need to up their by-product production posthaste.

Yes, I do tend to enjoy huevos rancheros made with those cage-free spa chicken eggs.

Do whatchoo gotta do. (Avoid bartering with the shifty-eyed dude in the trenchcoat on the corner, though. Those AREN'T eggs.)

$4.12? That's a steal.

Wal-Mart's store brand eggs increased 68% since December 9th.

One of his advisors told him not to.

This is how MY egg search is going... increased from $6.53 to $10.96 since December 8th. That's a 68% increase!! Those Mother Pluckers are expensive.

🤔 Y'know you may have something there.