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Left--pragmatic to polemic, depending on the day.
Anti-right. Anti-ambivalent.
Unsolicited DMs will be blocked.
Left--pragmatic to polemic, depending on the day.
Anti-right. Anti-ambivalent.
Unsolicited DMs will be blocked.
As always, the beluga whale wore it best.
August 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
As always, the beluga whale wore it best.
The only time chef's kiss 🤌 has ever been associated with this establishment.
August 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The only time chef's kiss 🤌 has ever been associated with this establishment.
Concerning! Troubling, even!
July 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Concerning! Troubling, even!
Guy who proudly proclaims himself to be an authoritarian fascist is taken off guard by the discovery his superiors can invoke life-altering consequences at their whim. 🤯
July 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Guy who proudly proclaims himself to be an authoritarian fascist is taken off guard by the discovery his superiors can invoke life-altering consequences at their whim. 🤯
You missed that press conference, did you?
July 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
You missed that press conference, did you?
My level of concern for Susan Collins is a breezy 2.
July 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
My level of concern for Susan Collins is a breezy 2.
A monkey sitting at a typewriter hitting random keys for infinity could deliver us Shakespeare. But the monkeys in the mainstream press can't even deliver the news.
July 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A monkey sitting at a typewriter hitting random keys for infinity could deliver us Shakespeare. But the monkeys in the mainstream press can't even deliver the news.
Psst... hey, buddy....
May every day be a wonderful secret.
<3 Donald
May every day be a wonderful secret.
<3 Donald
July 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Psst... hey, buddy....
May every day be a wonderful secret.
<3 Donald
May every day be a wonderful secret.
<3 Donald
Biden photoshopped me into all these pictures!
July 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Biden photoshopped me into all these pictures!
He put the Mile High in High-Price Call Girl.
July 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
He put the Mile High in High-Price Call Girl.
If you see this, quote post with a robot that is not from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who or Transformers.
July 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If you see this, quote post with a robot that is not from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who or Transformers.
Drunk Derrick lets his id run wild. Sober Derrick remembers he has to win elections.
July 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Drunk Derrick lets his id run wild. Sober Derrick remembers he has to win elections.
Who wore it best?
July 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Who wore it best?
Who wore it best?
July 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Who wore it best?
Just imagine how many Americans are going to get Murked because Lisa Murkowski took away their health care coverage.
July 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Just imagine how many Americans are going to get Murked because Lisa Murkowski took away their health care coverage.
From now on, anyone who dies from lack of health care has been Murked
July 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
From now on, anyone who dies from lack of health care has been Murked
User blocked me for having the nerve to *like* a post requesting any evidence that Mamdani had done what they're accusing him of doing. So I guess that problem sorted itself out on its own.
June 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
User blocked me for having the nerve to *like* a post requesting any evidence that Mamdani had done what they're accusing him of doing. So I guess that problem sorted itself out on its own.
I can't decide whether this projection is the direct result of him looking in a mirror or talking with RJKjr.
June 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I can't decide whether this projection is the direct result of him looking in a mirror or talking with RJKjr.
Gee, that's too bad. Not for nothing, but here's FedEx's 2024 political contributions.
June 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Gee, that's too bad. Not for nothing, but here's FedEx's 2024 political contributions.
Looks like some of us are still believing everything we see online. It's fake, folks.
June 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Looks like some of us are still believing everything we see online. It's fake, folks.
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle; razzle-dazzle 'em
May 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle; razzle-dazzle 'em
At this point we're forced to accept it's an entire party.
March 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
At this point we're forced to accept it's an entire party.
The fleet rolling in to barter a dozen eggs for a gallon of gasoline.
February 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The fleet rolling in to barter a dozen eggs for a gallon of gasoline.