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Left--pragmatic to polemic, depending on the day.
Anti-right. Anti-ambivalent.

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Trying to uphold norms unilaterally is like trying to teach a bear veganism at close range.
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Hi @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social, we're friendly, we've been on each other's shows. We both agree Kirk's murder is horrific. Q: was Kirk "practicing politics in exactly the right way" when he called for me to be deported because he didn't like my Covid views on MSNBC?
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
September 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Apropos of nothing in particular
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jiT...
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hell
YouTube video by Dachero
www.youtube.com
September 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Charlie Kirk was a private citizen

Melissa Hortman was a seated lawmaker in MN

No Flags were flown half staff at the WH for her death by gun violence
September 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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there was never going to be a world in which the right didn’t claim the left was celebrating the death of charlie kirk, no matter how respectable anyone tried to be.
September 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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honestly speechless at the axios reporter who keeps posting about Biden’s decision to pardon his son and hasn’t posted once about the Epstein drawing
September 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Worth noting that the Edward Schlosser letter about "my liberal students scare me" was based on the *hypothetical* expectation that something like this could happen. Now it has happened. Your move, Bari Weiss
Student, to professor: "I'm not entirely sure this is legal to be teaching, because according to our president there's only two genders... and I don't want to promote something that is against our president's laws as well as against my religious beliefs" www.kbtx.com/2025/09/09/a...
A&M Dean removed following student complaints over curriculum
The Department of Justice has also acknowledged the situation and said it would be investigating.
www.kbtx.com
September 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"I mean, what's the big deal? You either patch it up or you bury her on your golf course and get a tax break. Simple."
Trump said crime in Washington, D.C., would be nonexistent if local authorities stopped counting "a little fight with the wife."

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
September 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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"The only thing that can stop a bad guy with pedophilia is a good guy with pedophilia" —Mike Johnson
September 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Burnt Umbrage
If RFK Jr. were a new crayon color, what would it be named?
September 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Here's hoping no one gives him heads again for a long time.
BENIOFF: “.. I've reduced [headcount] from 9,000 heads to about 5,000 because I need less heads.”

@sfchronicle.com $CRM
www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article...
September 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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If I were an editor, my questions for this Contributing Opinion Writer Who Is a Senior Fellow At a Right Wing Think Tank would have included:

1. What party is Zohran Mamdani a member of
2. What party just nominated him to be its candidate for mayor of New York
3. What are you talking about
September 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Since @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is so concerned about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social housing maybe he should address his own property tax bill of just $213 a year thanks to a sweetheart deal he supported when he served in the state Assembly that will last through 2032. nypost.com/2022/01/23/r...
Exclusive | Rep. Hakeem Jeffries pays just $200 in property taxes thanks to sweetheart subsidy law
Public records show that Jeffries and his family reside in a condo unit in Prospect Heights, paying just $213 a year in property taxes.
nypost.com
August 16, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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ICE Deportation Airline Avelo Relies on Blue-State Subsidies. Will Dem Governors Do Anything About It? theintercept.com/2025/08/14/a...
ICE Deportation Airline Avelo Relies on Blue-State Subsidies. Will Dem Governors Do Anything About It?
Activists are protesting state subsidies for Avelo Airlines, which operated 10 percent of ICE’s deportation flights. Will Democratic governors do anything?
theintercept.com
August 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Just an innocent bystander, no doubt just out walking his dog.
August 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Mr. Confident disabling replies is really on-brand for him.
I’m still hiding the Kruegerrands they gave me
When @radiofreetom.bsky.social extracted everything he could from the republican party, he framed himself as a hero rather than a late-stage convert. And now he's indignant that his ilk -- personified by an unrepentantly corrupt right-wing justice -- wasn't rewarded back in the day.
August 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Slightly diminish a band: Afghan Figs
Slightly diminish a band: Works No More
Slightly diminish a band: Huey Lewis and the Social Media
August 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
As always, the beluga whale wore it best.
August 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"Here are the keys to your restaurant, miss. Sorry about everything."
Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom

The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.

For @nbcnews.com:
www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-...
Minnesota teen says server forced her to prove her gender in restaurant bathroom
The 18-year-old high school student alleged the server would not let her exit the Buffalo Wild Wings restroom until she unzipped her hoodie and showed she had breasts.
www.nbcnews.com
August 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Is this why his secret service codename is "Douche Canoe"?
"Officially, the request was for safe navigation of Vance’s security. But multiple sources report the whole charade was to make the river nice for Vance’s little b-day paddle. One authority said deepening the river gave Vance “ideal kayak conditions”

MORE www.blueamp.co/p/of-canoes-... White House
Of Canoes and Caesars: J.D. Vance’s Imperial Birthday Float
The pampered prince of political prostitution enjoys the spoils of betraying everything he ever said he believed
www.blueamp.co
August 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"I'm from the sternly-but-not-too-sternly-written-letter wing of the Democratic Party."
My statement on Prime Minister Netanyahu’s plan to occupy Gaza:
August 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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The only time chef's kiss 🤌 has ever been associated with this establishment.
August 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The only time chef's kiss 🤌 has ever been associated with this establishment.
August 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We've had "work or die" labor arrangements in this country before. We had to fight a war and amend the Constitution to get it properly resolved.
BREAKING: In an unbelievable moment, Trump says that undocumented workers are born to work in the fields, "These people do it naturally. Naturally ... they don't get a bad back, because if they get a bad back, they die."

He says the racist part out loud.
August 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM