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Townsend S. Wright
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A vampirically pale scarecrow hopefully coming to the Sci-Fi section of a bookstore near you! Bookseller. He/they

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“Original Person”
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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What is this, four Barons in one day?
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December 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Soliders? No, this is the Thaumaturgy Party.
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December 5, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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"TheDemon'sWithTheChurch. Look…"
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December 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Ok, I was worried their new castle had a permanent 8-second Squid.
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December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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"Remember Vine?"
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December 5, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Hey, free castle at level 3! That's gotta be a record!
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December 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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"You never did have patience. So die quickly."
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December 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Homebrew injury rules!
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December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Imagine trying to hit a four inch tall pixie with a crossbow. Absurd skeet shooting on this guy.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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"Sorry, killed the healer, wanted to keep going."
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December 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Thimble: epic, emotional swordfight against her nemesis
Tyranny: "WooOoo I'm a squid now definitely!"
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December 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Is Wick gonna try to kill the squid?
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December 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Even veteran impoviser Brennan Lee Mulligan could not get through the line "My Lord! The squid's eaten Dr. Finger!"
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December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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To quote Mary Elizabeth McGlynn way back in campaign one "I cast Hentai!"
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December 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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"Never use poetry against me again" is the most fair folk irish thing Brennan has ever said.
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December 5, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Every man's worst nightmare, attacked with his pants down at the doctor.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM