Lava chicken: it’s spicy
October 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Lava chicken: it’s spicy
Abner regarded the tiny Thesean House with its pulsing ghost lights.
September 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Abner regarded the tiny Thesean House with its pulsing ghost lights.
Picnic Pete found a treasure trove in the dungeon. Cautiously, he levered open one tin can.
“Apple sauce.” He dropped the can opener and reached for his spoon.
Consumed with eating, he didn’t notice that one of the cans had spoiled, and was now, with his can opener, trying to lever itself open
“Apple sauce.” He dropped the can opener and reached for his spoon.
Consumed with eating, he didn’t notice that one of the cans had spoiled, and was now, with his can opener, trying to lever itself open
July 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Picnic Pete found a treasure trove in the dungeon. Cautiously, he levered open one tin can.
“Apple sauce.” He dropped the can opener and reached for his spoon.
Consumed with eating, he didn’t notice that one of the cans had spoiled, and was now, with his can opener, trying to lever itself open
“Apple sauce.” He dropped the can opener and reached for his spoon.
Consumed with eating, he didn’t notice that one of the cans had spoiled, and was now, with his can opener, trying to lever itself open
Don’t ask what this creep is up to
June 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Don’t ask what this creep is up to
Rip Van Reaper and the ghost of Shipments Passed
June 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Rip Van Reaper and the ghost of Shipments Passed
Crookoo steal birds nests and use them as mobile shelters, the nestlings riding along on their head
June 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Crookoo steal birds nests and use them as mobile shelters, the nestlings riding along on their head
Dehydrated Vampire
“Just Add Blood”
“Just Add Blood”
March 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Dehydrated Vampire
“Just Add Blood”
“Just Add Blood”
It was a symbol of the Corps Vitae’s total rejection of authority, and an exhortation not to bow to empty tyrants
March 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It was a symbol of the Corps Vitae’s total rejection of authority, and an exhortation not to bow to empty tyrants
There was hardly any water in the pond that wasn’t also in the Pond Kraken.
But still, it squeezed its rubber ducky. Something would get thirsty soon.
But still, it squeezed its rubber ducky. Something would get thirsty soon.
December 27, 2024 at 9:10 AM
There was hardly any water in the pond that wasn’t also in the Pond Kraken.
But still, it squeezed its rubber ducky. Something would get thirsty soon.
But still, it squeezed its rubber ducky. Something would get thirsty soon.
The Hapless Quarry
You wake up in a cage. You can smell horses
Someone wrapped you in a tattered fox fur, draped over your shoulders like a cape
A man with a bugle leans against the bars. “Sorry about this.” He whispers as he unlocks your cage
He’s letting you out
He’s not setting you free
You wake up in a cage. You can smell horses
Someone wrapped you in a tattered fox fur, draped over your shoulders like a cape
A man with a bugle leans against the bars. “Sorry about this.” He whispers as he unlocks your cage
He’s letting you out
He’s not setting you free
December 23, 2024 at 2:53 AM
The Hapless Quarry
You wake up in a cage. You can smell horses
Someone wrapped you in a tattered fox fur, draped over your shoulders like a cape
A man with a bugle leans against the bars. “Sorry about this.” He whispers as he unlocks your cage
He’s letting you out
He’s not setting you free
You wake up in a cage. You can smell horses
Someone wrapped you in a tattered fox fur, draped over your shoulders like a cape
A man with a bugle leans against the bars. “Sorry about this.” He whispers as he unlocks your cage
He’s letting you out
He’s not setting you free
The Security Officer kicked a can and watched it skitter into the darkness. A can of blue face paint.
Facial recognition perturbation. This was human.
That made everything so much worse
Facial recognition perturbation. This was human.
That made everything so much worse
November 28, 2023 at 3:46 AM
The Security Officer kicked a can and watched it skitter into the darkness. A can of blue face paint.
Facial recognition perturbation. This was human.
That made everything so much worse
Facial recognition perturbation. This was human.
That made everything so much worse
The first Blinker Fly was a scientist. A teleporter accident transformed her into the monstrous blinker fly. Able to teleport at will, she spends most of her time evading her colleagues, whom she suspects want to dissect her and learn the secret of her abilities
October 28, 2023 at 5:29 PM
The first Blinker Fly was a scientist. A teleporter accident transformed her into the monstrous blinker fly. Able to teleport at will, she spends most of her time evading her colleagues, whom she suspects want to dissect her and learn the secret of her abilities
