Towelie
@towelieban.bsky.social
Fantasy Football Consumer / Finsky Enthusiast
NYJ, Knicks, NY Rangers
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NYJ, Knicks, NY Rangers
DM for towel pics
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Yeah, I'm sorry, but you do not keep the government shut for more than a month and then NOT get a deal on the main item you have been messaging on without completely shifting the blame dynamic.
Major concession from Democrats here is enhanced ACA funds aren’t extended. Preserving them was Dems’ central demand in this fight. They secured a promise of a vote (which Thune has been offering for weeks), but that could still fail. Even if it passes, Johnson has made no promise of a House vote.
Tentative Senate deal to end shutdown, multiple sources tell me & @frankthorp.bsky.social:
—CR through Jan 30
—Approps minibus
—Fully funds SNAP
—Reverses Trump’s shutdown RIFs
—Promise of Senate vote on ACA subsidies by Dec second week (details/outcome uncertain)
—Led by King/Shaheen/Hassan
—CR through Jan 30
—Approps minibus
—Fully funds SNAP
—Reverses Trump’s shutdown RIFs
—Promise of Senate vote on ACA subsidies by Dec second week (details/outcome uncertain)
—Led by King/Shaheen/Hassan
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Yeah, I'm sorry, but you do not keep the government shut for more than a month and then NOT get a deal on the main item you have been messaging on without completely shifting the blame dynamic.
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📉📉📉 INJURY UPDATE 📉📉📉
Bucky Irving (foot/shoulder) and Chris Godwin (fibula) were NOT seen participating in practice again on Thursday.
Bucky Irving (foot/shoulder) and Chris Godwin (fibula) were NOT seen participating in practice again on Thursday.
⚠️⚠️⚠️ INJURY UPDATE ⚠️⚠️⚠️
Bucky Irving (foot/shoulder) and Chris Godwin (fibula) were NOT seen participating in practice on Wednesday.
Bucky Irving (foot/shoulder) and Chris Godwin (fibula) were NOT seen participating in practice on Wednesday.
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
📉📉📉 INJURY UPDATE 📉📉📉
Bucky Irving (foot/shoulder) and Chris Godwin (fibula) were NOT seen participating in practice again on Thursday.
Bucky Irving (foot/shoulder) and Chris Godwin (fibula) were NOT seen participating in practice again on Thursday.
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Checking the polls, prediction markets, vibes:
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Checking the polls, prediction markets, vibes:
Dear Fantasy Football ppl:
Trade Dowdle/Addison for Hampton?
I have Vidal.
WRs: Puka, Chase, Hunter, Worthy, Pearsall
RBs: Bucky, White, Marks, JCM, Benson, Hendo
@brewpython27.bsky.social @dynastydave.bsky.social @fakefootballs.bsky.social @cincodemanger.bsky.social @ktompkinsii.bsky.social
Trade Dowdle/Addison for Hampton?
I have Vidal.
WRs: Puka, Chase, Hunter, Worthy, Pearsall
RBs: Bucky, White, Marks, JCM, Benson, Hendo
@brewpython27.bsky.social @dynastydave.bsky.social @fakefootballs.bsky.social @cincodemanger.bsky.social @ktompkinsii.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Dear Fantasy Football ppl:
Trade Dowdle/Addison for Hampton?
I have Vidal.
WRs: Puka, Chase, Hunter, Worthy, Pearsall
RBs: Bucky, White, Marks, JCM, Benson, Hendo
@brewpython27.bsky.social @dynastydave.bsky.social @fakefootballs.bsky.social @cincodemanger.bsky.social @ktompkinsii.bsky.social
Trade Dowdle/Addison for Hampton?
I have Vidal.
WRs: Puka, Chase, Hunter, Worthy, Pearsall
RBs: Bucky, White, Marks, JCM, Benson, Hendo
@brewpython27.bsky.social @dynastydave.bsky.social @fakefootballs.bsky.social @cincodemanger.bsky.social @ktompkinsii.bsky.social
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For those who want to read the facts of our reporting — and the documents on which it is based — here’s the full story:
For those who want to read the facts of our reporting — and the documents on which it is based — here’s the full story:
Trump Is Accusing Foes With Multiple Mortgages of Fraud. Records Show 3 of His Cabinet Members Have Them.
The White House has targeted opponents, including a Fed governor, for having more than one primary residence on their loan papers. ProPublica found that, in one case, a Trump cabinet secretary got two...
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October 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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For those who want to read the facts of our reporting — and the documents on which it is based — here’s the full story:
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Might be time to cut Harrison Butker
October 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Might be time to cut Harrison Butker
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Xavier Worthy (shoulder, ankle) downgraded to questionable for Monday.
October 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Xavier Worthy (shoulder, ankle) downgraded to questionable for Monday.
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#Cardinals HC Jonathan Gannon on Michael Carter’s expected workload with James Conner and Trey Benson out
last season vs. this season
last season vs. this season
October 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
#Cardinals HC Jonathan Gannon on Michael Carter’s expected workload with James Conner and Trey Benson out
last season vs. this season
last season vs. this season
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People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
@pffnatejahnke.bsky.social can you please update us on the Rams RB snap count? Whenever/if you get a chance!
September 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
@pffnatejahnke.bsky.social can you please update us on the Rams RB snap count? Whenever/if you get a chance!
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Fantasy Trade Value Charts - Week 3
My Rest-of-Season Rankings & Values are updated, as we continue to put the puzzle together after two weeks of action.
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My Rest-of-Season Rankings & Values are updated, as we continue to put the puzzle together after two weeks of action.
sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/arti...
Rest-of-Season Trade Value Charts — Justin Boone's fantasy football quarterback breakdown prior to Week 3
Fantasy football analyst Justin Boone provides his rest-of-season trade values for quarterbacks for Week 3 of the 2025 NFL season.
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September 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Fantasy Trade Value Charts - Week 3
My Rest-of-Season Rankings & Values are updated, as we continue to put the puzzle together after two weeks of action.
sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/arti...
My Rest-of-Season Rankings & Values are updated, as we continue to put the puzzle together after two weeks of action.
sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/arti...
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1/ South Korea's government has announced that it is launching an investigation into human rights abuses said to have been carried out by the United States' ICE agency against South Korean workers deported from Georgia, following further damaging testimony from the deportees. ⬇️
September 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
1/ South Korea's government has announced that it is launching an investigation into human rights abuses said to have been carried out by the United States' ICE agency against South Korean workers deported from Georgia, following further damaging testimony from the deportees. ⬇️
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Today's FAFO:
*HYUNDAI DELAYS GEORGIA BATTERY PLANT CONSTRUCTION AFTER RAID
*HYUNDAI DELAYS GEORGIA BATTERY PLANT CONSTRUCTION AFTER RAID
September 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Today's FAFO:
*HYUNDAI DELAYS GEORGIA BATTERY PLANT CONSTRUCTION AFTER RAID
*HYUNDAI DELAYS GEORGIA BATTERY PLANT CONSTRUCTION AFTER RAID
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Each Monday morning during the NFL season, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together.
This, my friends, is the Week 1 data dump.
This, my friends, is the Week 1 data dump.
September 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Each Monday morning during the NFL season, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together.
This, my friends, is the Week 1 data dump.
This, my friends, is the Week 1 data dump.
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Fantasy football recap to the first eight games of the day.
At least something on every backfield, wide receiver room and tight end rotation for these 16 teams.
www.pff.com/news/fantasy...
At least something on every backfield, wide receiver room and tight end rotation for these 16 teams.
www.pff.com/news/fantasy...
NFL Week 1 Recap: Immediate fantasy football takeaways from Sunday's games
PFF's fantasy football recap focuses on player usage and stats, breaking down all the vital information you need to achieve fantasy success in 2025.
www.pff.com
September 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Fantasy football recap to the first eight games of the day.
At least something on every backfield, wide receiver room and tight end rotation for these 16 teams.
www.pff.com/news/fantasy...
At least something on every backfield, wide receiver room and tight end rotation for these 16 teams.
www.pff.com/news/fantasy...
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Key point: Trump is not "firing" Lisa Cook. He is "attempting to fire" her.
This will take months to wind through the courts and it's very likely judges will allow her to continue in office while it does.
This will take months to wind through the courts and it's very likely judges will allow her to continue in office while it does.
August 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Key point: Trump is not "firing" Lisa Cook. He is "attempting to fire" her.
This will take months to wind through the courts and it's very likely judges will allow her to continue in office while it does.
This will take months to wind through the courts and it's very likely judges will allow her to continue in office while it does.
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August 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Excuse me?!
Rap: Justin Fields diagnosed with dislocated toe.
Severity is unclear as Fields still undergoes tests.
Severity is unclear as Fields still undergoes tests.
July 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Excuse me?!
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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
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With only 14% of votes remaining, Cuomo would need to win nearly 3 out of every 4 remaining votes to take the lead.
Zohran wins!
Zohran wins!
June 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
With only 14% of votes remaining, Cuomo would need to win nearly 3 out of every 4 remaining votes to take the lead.
Zohran wins!
Zohran wins!
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So Miller attacked LA because Musk stole his wife and Trump is bombing Iran because no one came to his birthday party. Men are too emotional to lead.
June 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So Miller attacked LA because Musk stole his wife and Trump is bombing Iran because no one came to his birthday party. Men are too emotional to lead.
Someone tell me again how Trump will prevent wars?
A military build-up is underway. Insiders say that within the coming hours America will be positioned to attack Iran. What might happen if America enters the Israel-Iran war? https://econ.trib.al/foh5AUn
Trump draws ever closer to strikes on Iran
The president demands “unconditional surrender” from the clerical regime
econ.trib.al
June 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Someone tell me again how Trump will prevent wars?