Bobbert
towed-in-a-hole.bsky.social
Bobbert
@towed-in-a-hole.bsky.social
Northern left leaning gent. Into PlayStation, photography, comedy, music, pubs(not necessarily in that order).
James are the best live band you'll ever see. Life's too short for dieting so have a pie.
@marykfoymp.bsky.social Hi Mary. I've just seen the news that this years lumierre will be the last one. Do you know the logic behind this? It must bring in millions to the city economy. Seems like a crazy decision to me.
October 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social James, I'm afraid I won't be able to listen to today's show. I'm off down the park to paint a St George's cross on a Swan.
September 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social Didn't realise you're a James fan. I knew there was a reason I listen to you.
But of a fan myself..
This is 3 weeks old. Took me years yrs to pluck up the courage.
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I've often asked the #maga crowd when America was last great. It seems they think it was during the great depression. #maga are trying so hard to get it back to those times.
September 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Lol at the bloke who just did a drive by "you wankers" to a live report on #bbc news.
July 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
@vizcomic.bsky.social
I just tried to play this on online scrabble rip off "words with friends". Needless to say I've smashed my phone and I'm sending them the bill.
June 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Donald Trump is a stupid, humourless, dangerous, disingenuous, narcissistic, man baby, cunt who is going to start WW3.
Fuck everyone who voted for him.
#trump
June 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Nice to have grown ups in charge again.
#EU #brexit
May 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
@vizcomic.bsky.social In the early hours of this morning during my usual nighttime trip to the littlest room, I unexpectedly farted the start of the national anthem. A fitting tribute to the monarchy I feel. I have no witnesses unfortunately.
Do I still win £5?
May 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
#rip Benny Harvey gone but not forgotten. Miss ya big man.
April 30, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Mark my words. As #trump policies send the #USA into chaos and recession, he'll start start a war. Because you can't critiscise a wartime president. #America
April 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Happy Zombie Jesus day everyone.
#Easter
April 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
#America had so many gun nuts.
Surely one of them is up to the job.
April 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Dear #America
Just so you know #trump is not "respected around the world". We all think he's a cunt.
You're welcome.
April 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Ordered a new phone from #idmobile
Gave me an option to get an "e sim card" so I did. After much twatting about, it turns out the phone I ordered isn't compatible with esim.
Why fucking offer it to me then ? Morons
March 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is from my investment portfolio.
What happened in January I wonder?
#trump
March 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Is there anyone in the UK who doesn't like Bob Mortimer?
I can't imagine that there is but thought I'd ask.
#bob
#satsuma
#genius
March 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
When I was in my late teens/early 20s every pub in my local area,(there was at least 15)had a landlord that ran a "tight ship". He was respected, maybe even feared. The pub was his domain and you obeyed the rules of the house. The landlady was bit rough, but lovely with it.
March 7, 2025 at 8:43 AM
#Trump and his sycophants remind me of Draco.
Bullies who will eventually get put in their place.
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March 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Went to London. Paid £6.50 for a pie.
Not a big pie, just a single person type pie.
It was good mind, I regret nothing.
March 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just want to point out that not all blokes like #football

I'm getting sick of explaining it.
February 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
@atrupar.com Not sure if you've seen this headline from a UK newspaper today?
If anyone tells you the UK supports Trump, I can assure you, we don't.
February 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Hi @mrjamesob.bsky.social I'm a bit late to the full disclosure podcast, but I'm working my way through them. Just heard the Michael Rosen one. Absolutely fantastic listen. What a funny,intelligent,humble man. One of the best of us. The host was ok too. 😊
February 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Dear #America
You need to act now.

Silence is compliance.
February 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I've finally come to my senses and binned off twitter.
Fuck Trump.
Fuck Musk.
Fuck Farage.
Hello everyone else. 😃
February 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM