@touringguy.bsky.social
Make my living touring the world. Cynical optimist. Thoroughly out of love with right wing politics.
Make the world great again.
Make the world great again.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
The Starmer Labour strategy in a nutshell
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The Starmer Labour strategy in a nutshell
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE.
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease!
Donate at blinkingguy.com
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That last reply is getting me banned.
I said it to very few people. The cunt I was referring to said the same about homeless people, but expressed no doubt.
I said it to very few people. The cunt I was referring to said the same about homeless people, but expressed no doubt.
September 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That last reply is getting me banned.
I said it to very few people. The cunt I was referring to said the same about homeless people, but expressed no doubt.
I said it to very few people. The cunt I was referring to said the same about homeless people, but expressed no doubt.
Is there some kind of roundabout-painters’ march going on in London tomorrow? Presumably protesting about the general harrumph or something.
September 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Is there some kind of roundabout-painters’ march going on in London tomorrow? Presumably protesting about the general harrumph or something.
Heard the phrase “demographically uncooperative” about the shooting suspect. That’s qwite funny.
September 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Heard the phrase “demographically uncooperative” about the shooting suspect. That’s qwite funny.
That bloke who got shot in the neck looks like a victim of an atmosphere he helped create. I’m sadder about the two children shot in Colorado today tbh.
#itstheguns
#itstheguns
September 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
That bloke who got shot in the neck looks like a victim of an atmosphere he helped create. I’m sadder about the two children shot in Colorado today tbh.
#itstheguns
#itstheguns
Jeez. Banksy’s back in the game.
What’s gonna happen? Will they destroy a Banksy original to censor it?
(*looks nervously over at Guernica*)
What’s gonna happen? Will they destroy a Banksy original to censor it?
(*looks nervously over at Guernica*)
September 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Jeez. Banksy’s back in the game.
What’s gonna happen? Will they destroy a Banksy original to censor it?
(*looks nervously over at Guernica*)
What’s gonna happen? Will they destroy a Banksy original to censor it?
(*looks nervously over at Guernica*)
I’m not from Chicago but I support this patriot.
Once Donald Trump gets the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law – what comes next?
September 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m not from Chicago but I support this patriot.
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The finest response I've seen so far.
September 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The finest response I've seen so far.
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Believe the victims and REPOST their stories. Release the full files and stop the cover-up!
mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-xi...
mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-xi...
Epstein XI: An Open Letter To Republicans
Keep posting. Keep sharing. Keep fighting for the truth.
mdavis19881.substack.com
September 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Believe the victims and REPOST their stories. Release the full files and stop the cover-up!
mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-xi...
mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-xi...
This is sublime. See him squirm.
Congressman Jamie Raskin hands Nigel Farage his a*** on a plate
Anyone in the UK care to plagiarize?
Anyone in the UK care to plagiarize?
September 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This is sublime. See him squirm.
Twice VAR tell the ref to reconsider his initial judgement to advantage the “big” clubs.
Twice the decision falls their way.
Just a coincidence and there is definitely no corruption in football. None at all. Shocking to suggest otherwise.
Twice the decision falls their way.
Just a coincidence and there is definitely no corruption in football. None at all. Shocking to suggest otherwise.
August 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Twice VAR tell the ref to reconsider his initial judgement to advantage the “big” clubs.
Twice the decision falls their way.
Just a coincidence and there is definitely no corruption in football. None at all. Shocking to suggest otherwise.
Twice the decision falls their way.
Just a coincidence and there is definitely no corruption in football. None at all. Shocking to suggest otherwise.
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It’s my opinion that humanitarian and musical genius Dolly Parton (as well as Chef José Andrés) deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. tucson.com/life-enterta...
2,000-plus Pima County kids get free books through Dolly Parton's program
Even her biggest fans have trouble choosing Dolly Parton’s greatest hit.
tucson.com
August 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It’s my opinion that humanitarian and musical genius Dolly Parton (as well as Chef José Andrés) deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. tucson.com/life-enterta...
This needs a team of creative writers, a theme tune and watertight security.
Presented by random dems at random speeches (including the less glamorous) it’s preceded by the theme tune playing. Then everyone knows what’s coming.
“Ladies and Gentlemen! In memory of Jeffrey Epstein we present…”
Presented by random dems at random speeches (including the less glamorous) it’s preceded by the theme tune playing. Then everyone knows what’s coming.
“Ladies and Gentlemen! In memory of Jeffrey Epstein we present…”
A Democratic Party with any spirit would stage a press conference every single day to present Donald Trump with one sarcastic award after another.
The Dennis Hastert Award for Enabling Pedophilia
The Richard Nixon Memorial Trophy for Lawlessness
The Blue Ribbon for Setting a Record Federal Deficit
The Dennis Hastert Award for Enabling Pedophilia
The Richard Nixon Memorial Trophy for Lawlessness
The Blue Ribbon for Setting a Record Federal Deficit
Trump: Since 1978 the Kennedy Center honors have been amongst the most prestigious awards. I wanted one, never able to get one. I would have taken it. I waited and waited and waited and I said to hell with it, I'll become chairman. I will give myself an honor. Next year we'll honor trump, okay?
August 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This needs a team of creative writers, a theme tune and watertight security.
Presented by random dems at random speeches (including the less glamorous) it’s preceded by the theme tune playing. Then everyone knows what’s coming.
“Ladies and Gentlemen! In memory of Jeffrey Epstein we present…”
Presented by random dems at random speeches (including the less glamorous) it’s preceded by the theme tune playing. Then everyone knows what’s coming.
“Ladies and Gentlemen! In memory of Jeffrey Epstein we present…”
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I'm sad to say that since leaving Twitter/X my sales for live shows have dropped quite a lot - it turns out that even though it's a dreadful place it was still useful for getting the word out about events. So any shares / RTs of my posts about live shows are hugely appreciated!
August 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I'm sad to say that since leaving Twitter/X my sales for live shows have dropped quite a lot - it turns out that even though it's a dreadful place it was still useful for getting the word out about events. So any shares / RTs of my posts about live shows are hugely appreciated!
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Just to make a note - a way to spot a narcissist: Almost all the stories they tell of people who should be their close friends, are stories about how their friends embarrassed themselves or failed -
& the rare stories of friends’ success are because they are showing off their association with them.
& the rare stories of friends’ success are because they are showing off their association with them.
August 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just to make a note - a way to spot a narcissist: Almost all the stories they tell of people who should be their close friends, are stories about how their friends embarrassed themselves or failed -
& the rare stories of friends’ success are because they are showing off their association with them.
& the rare stories of friends’ success are because they are showing off their association with them.
This ref has understood the assignment given by FIFA.
July 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This ref has understood the assignment given by FIFA.
Jesus fucking Christ. Where do you start with these cunts?
Thiessen: Just so people understand wind and solar only work when there is wind and sun. We don't have technology to store the energy from wind and solar…
July 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Jesus fucking Christ. Where do you start with these cunts?
So @chelseafcn.bsky.social gladly shook hands with Trump.
Remember that match back in the 30s when the whole England team did the Nazi salute?
Same.
Remember that match back in the 30s when the whole England team did the Nazi salute?
Same.
July 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So @chelseafcn.bsky.social gladly shook hands with Trump.
Remember that match back in the 30s when the whole England team did the Nazi salute?
Same.
Remember that match back in the 30s when the whole England team did the Nazi salute?
Same.
I can’t believe that people think the attempted assassination of Donald Trump was staged.
The idea that Trump would murder a random guy just to make him look good?
Why would you think a child-rapist would do that?
The idea that Trump would murder a random guy just to make him look good?
Why would you think a child-rapist would do that?
July 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I can’t believe that people think the attempted assassination of Donald Trump was staged.
The idea that Trump would murder a random guy just to make him look good?
Why would you think a child-rapist would do that?
The idea that Trump would murder a random guy just to make him look good?
Why would you think a child-rapist would do that?
Really enjoying @gregjenner.bsky.social “Ask a Historian” book right now.
Just got to the “what if…” section and almost cheered out loud. But I was on a plane so just kept nodding.
Just got to the “what if…” section and almost cheered out loud. But I was on a plane so just kept nodding.
July 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Really enjoying @gregjenner.bsky.social “Ask a Historian” book right now.
Just got to the “what if…” section and almost cheered out loud. But I was on a plane so just kept nodding.
Just got to the “what if…” section and almost cheered out loud. But I was on a plane so just kept nodding.
Everyone in the USA who owns a firearm and is not using it right now is a traitor and should have their guns removed
July 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Everyone in the USA who owns a firearm and is not using it right now is a traitor and should have their guns removed