This is how I spend intermission in my play, waiting for my next scene.

Libs will really tout every political movement for freedom or independence that's waaay into the past, and denounce the exact same replica movements happening today as being "too violent" or "uncivilised."

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I just had a bowl of cornflakes as a midnight snack and now I’m gonna rub one out before bed just to piss off the ghost of John Kellogg

I don’t specifically remember it, but there was definitely one exact day when I was a teen with my first car, first job, and first cell-phone that I decided which pockets I would put my wallet, my keys, and my phone.
And they’ve stayed that way ever since.

This is Maisy. She gets an additional party hat for each birthday, and she just turned nine. 13/10 may this tradition go on forever