TouchOfAlchemy
@touchofalchemy.bsky.social
Whisky drinking redhead. Mama of boys, herder of cats, snuggler of dogs. 5' of snark. Occasionally NSFW
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. --Oscar Wilde
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. --Oscar Wilde
One guess why these ended up in the kitchen drawer 🙄
March 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
One guess why these ended up in the kitchen drawer 🙄
Perks of living in a town with a high Polish population
February 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Perks of living in a town with a high Polish population
Preparing for a long, drawn out, Find Out phase of FAFO
February 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Preparing for a long, drawn out, Find Out phase of FAFO
Indiana became a state in 1816
Illinois followed in 1818
On the list of some of more wild, performative, state republican shenanigans right now is this hunk of bullshit to redraw the line between IN and IL
Illinois followed in 1818
On the list of some of more wild, performative, state republican shenanigans right now is this hunk of bullshit to redraw the line between IN and IL
February 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Indiana became a state in 1816
Illinois followed in 1818
On the list of some of more wild, performative, state republican shenanigans right now is this hunk of bullshit to redraw the line between IN and IL
Illinois followed in 1818
On the list of some of more wild, performative, state republican shenanigans right now is this hunk of bullshit to redraw the line between IN and IL
Life-long ambition achieved
I am now the preferred chair for a German Shepherd, and I won't be doing anything else for the rest of the day
I am now the preferred chair for a German Shepherd, and I won't be doing anything else for the rest of the day
February 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Life-long ambition achieved
I am now the preferred chair for a German Shepherd, and I won't be doing anything else for the rest of the day
I am now the preferred chair for a German Shepherd, and I won't be doing anything else for the rest of the day
I'm tired of being sick
I made creamy tomato tortellini soup
Fingers crossed, I can taste it
I made creamy tomato tortellini soup
Fingers crossed, I can taste it
February 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm tired of being sick
I made creamy tomato tortellini soup
Fingers crossed, I can taste it
I made creamy tomato tortellini soup
Fingers crossed, I can taste it
You know what's difficult?
Taking a picture of the cat adorably snuggling into the tail of the German Shepherd he adores..without including GSD butthole in the picture 😂
Taking a picture of the cat adorably snuggling into the tail of the German Shepherd he adores..without including GSD butthole in the picture 😂
February 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You know what's difficult?
Taking a picture of the cat adorably snuggling into the tail of the German Shepherd he adores..without including GSD butthole in the picture 😂
Taking a picture of the cat adorably snuggling into the tail of the German Shepherd he adores..without including GSD butthole in the picture 😂
Last time I looked, members of Congress weren't supposed to be blocked from entering federal buildings
February 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Last time I looked, members of Congress weren't supposed to be blocked from entering federal buildings
Oh look, the Keystone cops are running the US spooks
What could possibly go wrong???
What could possibly go wrong???
February 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh look, the Keystone cops are running the US spooks
What could possibly go wrong???
What could possibly go wrong???
Wellllll fuck
www.reuters.com/business/hea...
www.reuters.com/business/hea...
February 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Wellllll fuck
www.reuters.com/business/hea...
www.reuters.com/business/hea...
She's dreaming of biting Elon in the ass
February 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
She's dreaming of biting Elon in the ass
Both of my old accounts
*brushes hands off*
Basta
*brushes hands off*
Basta
February 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Both of my old accounts
*brushes hands off*
Basta
*brushes hands off*
Basta
I'll get up. Eventually.
February 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'll get up. Eventually.
Irish soda bread season has arrived
February 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Irish soda bread season has arrived
Headline should read:
"Orange Dumbass Wants to Recreate Penal Colonies"
"Orange Dumbass Wants to Recreate Penal Colonies"
January 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Headline should read:
"Orange Dumbass Wants to Recreate Penal Colonies"
"Orange Dumbass Wants to Recreate Penal Colonies"
Immigrants are the lifeblood of my city, and they always will be
ICE can go fuck themselves
ICE can go fuck themselves
January 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Immigrants are the lifeblood of my city, and they always will be
ICE can go fuck themselves
ICE can go fuck themselves
Once this stuff is gone, the holidays will officially be over
January 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Once this stuff is gone, the holidays will officially be over
Timeline cleanse
Tell me again that dogs and cats can't be the best of friends
Tell me again that dogs and cats can't be the best of friends
January 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Timeline cleanse
Tell me again that dogs and cats can't be the best of friends
Tell me again that dogs and cats can't be the best of friends
If you haven't already done so, read On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder
It will take you no time at all to read it
But with the trend towards authoritarian leadership across the globe, it's a must read
It will take you no time at all to read it
But with the trend towards authoritarian leadership across the globe, it's a must read
January 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If you haven't already done so, read On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder
It will take you no time at all to read it
But with the trend towards authoritarian leadership across the globe, it's a must read
It will take you no time at all to read it
But with the trend towards authoritarian leadership across the globe, it's a must read
Mexico border, your mother was a hamster, blah blah blah
And so it begins 💔
Lather-Rinse-Repeat
And so it begins 💔
Lather-Rinse-Repeat
January 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Mexico border, your mother was a hamster, blah blah blah
And so it begins 💔
Lather-Rinse-Repeat
And so it begins 💔
Lather-Rinse-Repeat
Idle hands are the devils workshop something something something
January 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Idle hands are the devils workshop something something something
Screw the kids, as a 5 foot tall adult, this would be my quiet place
January 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Screw the kids, as a 5 foot tall adult, this would be my quiet place
Well...it looks like shit will be hitting the fan here in 3 days
January 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Well...it looks like shit will be hitting the fan here in 3 days
Absolutely, the ninja stars of the 70s
January 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Absolutely, the ninja stars of the 70s