TouCanned
toucannedman.bsky.social
TouCanned
@toucannedman.bsky.social
I'm just a guy who does things and exists, I mean, what else could you ask for? lol
I modded my 2DS lessgoooooo! After finagling with parental controls I got the lock off and now have acsess to so many games and stuff!!
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Hehehe, y'all thought I disappeared, HA! like I could ever vanish like that, I am a universal constant. Can't get rid of me!
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
A hero stands in the face of adversity. Big, or small, shared, or faced alone. Even its a challenge of mastery or the first step to recovery. Wether its a dictator, or the dog next door. To stand tall when everything tells you to run away, is to be a hero. Don't ever give up, hero.
October 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I never crash out at people, let alone friends
jesus christ.
I never felt so broken by a person.
I knew silence hurt man, but fuck. The lack of silence, the feeling that there is an innate lack of anything....
pouring your heart into a void can make you bleed out.
October 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
bottles of carbon dioxide
October 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
invisible
invisible
invisible...
October 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I forget sometimes.
September 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
you know, in the Undertale 10th anniversary livestream, Toby Fox literally said that everything in the livestream is his own interpretation of the underground, your fan content is still allowed to exist. #undertale #deltarune
September 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Sometimes I forget to love myself. But when I do remember that I matter, that I'm here, and that I exist, and that I am loved, I feel like I can glow bright enough to end the worlds problems, that maybe, if I can love who I am, and feel that love, maybe I can change the world for others too.
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
who should I follow, I need to follow people and social media more
September 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Happy 10 year anniversary to Undertale! Thank you Toby Fox, for giving us a beautiful story. And for those who experienced the story, thank you for sharing the beauty. If your currently struggling with any sort of obstacle, remember! Stay Determined!

Because despite everything...

its still you.
<3
September 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Me when I read something I don't expect (all my friends are unpredictable and I can never expect anything anymore)
a man in a suit holds a piece of paper in his hand
ALT: a man in a suit holds a piece of paper in his hand
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"oh but you wouldn't beat a fellow queer person? Or a woman? Please I'm lesbians!" YOU BEAT YOUR WIFE I TAKE YOUR LIFE! "ohh I'm gay please bro you wouldn't hurt a fellow dude?" YOU HURT YOUR GUY YOUR GONNA DIE! NOBODY IS SAFE FROM ME!!!
September 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
ughguhhhhhhglurge, stabbed myself on accident with a flathead screwdriver, laptop broke, spent most of the night trying to fix it, then got a bloody nose to top it off. last night SUCKED. also didn't sleep.
September 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
more gay ass art coming out soon: New, Twink Punk Edition, Nerd Tries to Be Cool, Tsundere, Makes Friends But Can Never Score.
September 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
li'l ol' whimsicial me kicking my feet and imagining the perfect boyfriend and thinking about cuddling a cute guy. Siiiighhhhhhh......
September 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
you can't tell me you wear socks and
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
August 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
and they said could never teach a llama to drive
August 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Reposted by TouCanned
how d people have a cheating kink thats genuinley one of the worst feelings to ever go through
August 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? "erm, that joke is unoriginal and overused" Oh yeah wanna know what joke is also pretty funny? the prank your dads boss pulled on him called "firing"
August 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
jerry, this is an intervention, you need to stop snapping peoples necks!
August 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
man I'm so depressed I slept until 3:15 today
July 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
So... you wanna know the secret eh? Well, it's truly no surprise.... I have one left hand.
July 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
New video title idea: What happened to (certain thing that happened) in (video game)?
July 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM